Boy:
Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
.
.
.
.
.
ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai

BHARWA
.
BHARWA
BHARWA
BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
.
.
.
.
Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P

Teacher says,
.
Agar apna
character acha
karna chahte ho to
apni har teacher ko
maa samjho
.
.
.
.
.
Student :
per miss is se hamary papa ka character kharab hoga.

Sab Kehte Hain K 9 Maheeno Main ho Jata hai,
Par Ab to 10 wa Maheena Start ho Gaya hai,
.
Aakhir Ye Kab hoga?
.
.
.
1. Time Change
2. Weather Change.

Pehly bahon main uthana,
.
Phir kiss kerna,
.
Phir bed per letana,
.
Pher tangain uthana,
.
Uf
.
Kitna
.
Mushkil hay,
.
Bachay ko pamper pehnana.

GIRL apne jaise jwan PROFESSOR se.sir mai kuch b krun gi pas hone k liye
.
PROF:kuch b?
.
GIRL:han
.
PROF:to jao or khoob study kro
.
MORAL:Har koi _VE SOCH nahi rakhta

Life is different than teacher, A Teacher teaches lesson, then keeps the exam.
But the life keeps the exam first, then teaches the lesson

Read This SLowLy ‘LIFEISNOWHERE’
What Did U Read? LiFe Is No Where!! OR LiFe IS Now Here!!
Just BeautifuL Line To Say, ‘LiFe Depends On The Way We Look It’.

Shut Up”
S=surprises 4 u H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u So again.. Shut Up……

Hello hello mera lelo kya? Salam. bolo bolo apni kholo. kya?
ZUban DEkho apni khol k dekho kya ?
AAnkhien Kitna bara hai mera kya? DIL

Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota

KISSING at the top, HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom! Do you know the ANSWER? what? huh.. dont think dirty.. Its a.. “CIGARETTE!”

Aap ko ‘CHODA’..Aap ko pir ‘CHODA’Aap ko bar bar ‘CHODA’Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye’CHODA AUGUST’ mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha, Jawab us k sawal ka..

Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya, Haath se phool gulab ka..

Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo, Deedar mere husne shabab ka..

Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai, Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab

App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?


Malooum hai kahan Se ?




DOOR SE

'Jate hue us shakhs ne ek ajab bad'dua si dua di...

Tujhe mile do jahan ki khushiyan par koi mujh sa na mile... ;('

'Thukra ker Mohabat meri
kahan jane ka irada he,


mujhe zindagi k kis morr
pe lane ka irada he?


ye jo ab khafa khafa
se rhne lage ho


ye piyar ka urooj he ya
shorr jane ka irada he,


jate jate ye to bata jao

k

mere piyar main kami thee
ya kisi aur se dil lagane ka irada he,


mere baad meri yaad aae
to murr k na dhekhna a

piyare

kiun k tere baad mera bhee
is duniya ko shorr jane ka irada he...'

'kitni 'veerani c reh
jati he dil ki basti

dost


jab kuch log yaad
kiye bina hee neend kr jate hain'

'Dosto'n Raat Ko Prhte Prhte Ek Khayal Aya.....


Phir Kya Pen Uthaya Aur Likh Di Ek Nai Equation:



Bed+Razai= Bhar Me Gai Prhai....'

'Dosto'n Raat Ko Prhte Prhte Ek Khayal Aya.....


Phir Kya Pen Uthaya Aur Likh Di Ek Nai Equation:



Bed+Razai= Bhar Me Gai Prhai....'

'Altaf bhai apk jalse se ek cheez pata chali he k

My God karachi ki larkiyan kya dance krti hn


Thnks altaf bhai ap na hote to pata hi nai chalta'

'Kuch larkian ahista ahista deti hain

kuch larkian jaldi de deti hain

or kuch larkiyon ko baith kar denay mein maza aata hay

or kuch to aisi hain k unhen khara ho kar denay mein maza aata hay.
.
.
her kisi ka JHAROO denay ka andaz mukhtalif hota hay ...
.
.
.
.
Ik vari fer teri soch ko 80 topo ki salami'

'1 bacha muskurate hue paida hua.

Nurse: Q hans rahe ho?

Bache ne muthi kholi or CHABi Wali goli nikal kr dikai or bola

PAPA ko b0l dena, DON ko r0kna mushkil hi nai
namumkin hai.'

'1. kia aap pani k andar roa skte ho?

2.kia machli ko piyas lgti he?

3.parinde sony k baad perron se girte kiun nhn?

4.Round pizza square box mein kiun aata he?

5.gilue apni bottle pe kiun nhn chipakta?

6.I LOVE YOU swal nhn to phir hamesha iska jawab kiun manga jata he?'

'Qalam ki nok se tujhe salam likh rha hun.
kuch khoon se piyar se likh rha hun.
A mere dost parrhna isko zra adab se.
main apni zindagi tere naam likh rha hun.'

'Ajeeb hi rishta raha kuch us shaks se


*^_^*"SAHAR"*^_^*


Na nafrat ki waja mili na Muhabbat ka sabab mila.'

'1 Danishwar se poochha gya:

Ghussa kya hy..?


Buhat Khoobsurat Jwab mila:

"Kisi ki ghalti ki saza khud ko dena.!'

A fulfiling future belongs 2 those wit strong vision and resilence.
It doesn't matter where U might be now.
Starting well n finishing strong is what counts

pholoon ki wadi mai ho basera tera
sitaron k angan mai ho ghar tera
dua hai ik dost ki ik dost ko.....
k tuj se b khobsurat ho muqadder tera....
God bless u..

May Allah grant u a sun beam to warm u,
moon beam to charm u,
an angel so no one can harm u,.....be smile now
wish u best of luck.i m not there but my preayers are with u.
Good luck& best wishes for ever.....

As a final incentive before giving up a difficult task,
try to imagine it succeessfully accompliced by someone
you voilently hate

When u face problems in life,
don't ask GOD to take them away.
Ask Him to show His purpose- Ask ways how to live a day searching his purpose for you.
GOD BLESS And VERY BEST OF LUCK!!!

MAY THE ANGELS PROTECT U.
MAY SADNESS FORGET U...
MAY GOODNESS S AROUND U..
MAY HAPPINESS BE AROUND U...
& MAY ALLAH ALWAYS BLESS U......

MAY UR HEART BE HAPPY & UR DAYS BE BRIGHT.
MAY UR ROADS BE SMOOTH & UR BURDENS BE LIGHT...
MAY U FIND THE DREAMS & TOUCH THE STARS & NEVER FORGET HOW SPECIAL U R !!!! GOD BLESS U....

Stealing the blue from the splashing seas,
A tinge of green from the youthful trees,
A bit of orange from the sunset hues,
With crystal white from the morning dews,
I have framed a bright and colourful wish
Just for you................

Soft Speech clean heart,
peaceful eyes, strengthful hands,
focussed mind and determined decision with God's Love.
Alway Makes you winner.<<<<<<>>>>>>>

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him.

If you fail to plan then you are planning to fail.

Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it.
Good Luck

Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U,
but to help U realise ur hidden potential and Power,
Let Difficulties know that U too are DIFFICULT((ALWAYZ THINK +IVE))

I wish a wish for u.Its a wish I wish for few.
The wish I wish for u is that all ur wishes come true so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with u.

Har kamyabi pe apka nam hoga,
Apke har kadam pe duniya ka salam hoga,
Mushkilo ka samna himmat se karna,
Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka gulam hoga...

Every sunset gives us one day less to live!
But every sunrise give us\,
one more to hope!So, hope for the best.
Good afternoon&good luck for our luv and our coming examinations.....

Past is experience, Present is experiment. Future is expectation!!!

Use ur experience in your experiments to get your expectations..

** Wish u a happy life**

Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow,
Sometimes we must fail in order to know,
Sometimes we must lose in order to gain
Because some lessons in life are best learned through pain.
Have a blessed day !

Never say u r happy when u r sad..
never say u r fine when u r not ok..
never say u feel good when u feel bad,..
never say u r alone when i m still alive...
good luck and best wishes for ever.............

With my
1 Heart...
2 eyes...
5 litre blood...
206 bones...
1.2million Red Cells...
60 trillion D.N.A.'s...
I wish u "All the very best of LUCK"...

Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday...

I Wish 4 " U "
Great start 4 Monday
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No stress 4 Wednesday
No worry 4 Thursday
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday
& Great fun 4 Sunday
"Have a beautiful and smart week."

Care for the one who shares with u,

share with the one who knows u,

know the one who MISSES u,

MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u,

Wish u all the Best

The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal/ success is part of the rewards. Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward........ BEST WISHES

Every sunset gives us one day less to live!
But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope!
So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck!

'"GREAT SAYS"

Jinhe khwab dekhna acha lagta hy,
Unhe RAAT chOti lagti hy.

Or jinhe khwab pOre krna acha lagta hy,
Unhe DIN chOta lagta hy.
Have a nice day.....'

'Kitne armano se Shadi ki rat uska Ghongat uthaya

Wo bare piyar se boli. Aap Sherwaani main aik dam "ZARDARI" lag rahe hain..
:p

TALAQ TALAQ TALAQ :'

'Gham b diye to yoon,k na wapis liye khabi
Un k hamaari zaat pe,ehsaan hi rahy'

'Har Raat Ko Tum Itna Yaad Aatay Ho K Hum Bhool Gaye Hain
................

K Ye Raatain Khwabon K Liye Hoti Hai Ya Tere Yaadon K Liye..'

Ye Tareek Raatain

Ye Dobte Hoye Arman

Ye Jaltay diay

Ye Bujhti Shammain

Ye Kuch Or Nahi

Sirf
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.

WAPDA Ki Bagherti Hy'

'Chellenge 4 all Genious.
U r driving a car. Driver k 7 jo shakhs betha hai uski age 26 hai. aur driver k peechhy 2 shakhs bethay hain. Aik ki age 20 saal hai. aur 2nd ki age 27 saal hy. To driver ki kya age hai?
If u r genious, then reply in 10 mints.'

'Bo Kar ZamEEN E DiL men teri AarZoo K BEEj,

BAithay Hain ik Ghareeb Zameendar Ki Tarah...'

'"Hurting someone who really cares for u,
is as easy as throwing stone in the lake,
but u don't know how deep that stone goes."'

'Teri "AWAZ"tere roop ki"Pehchan"ha,

Tere"DIL"ki
dharkan mere dil ki"Jaan"hai,

Na Karon jis roz tuj ko yad"

Lagta hai us roz mera jism hi
"Be-jaan"hai'

'Pojnay se pathar kabhi "KHUDA" nahi hotay

Wafaoon k silay lazim "WAFA" nahi hotay

Wo mujh se meri muhabat ki Gehraai puchta hy

Chashmay jitne b Gehray hon "DARYA" nahi hotay

Har kisi k jalnay ka Apna Andaz hota hy

Parwanay jitna b jalen magar "DIA" nahi hotay

Tum jab b chalna Apnay peron par hi chalna

Aj kal k log kisi ka "AASRA" nahi hotay

Wo mujhy kaanta samajh k gira gaya rahon mein

Usay kya khabar k phool kabhi kanton se "JUDA" nahi hotay..'

'Jahan ki khilvat me zulzul nhi ayega

Gham-e-tohin se qabal nhi ayega

Maklul ki Ibarat hai ye qurfa "wasi"

Dimagh phat jayega par ye msg samajh nhi ayega! :p'

'Kabhi yeh haal k donu mein yak-dili thi

Mohsin...

Kabhi yeh mar'hala k jesy aashnai na thi.'

Woh Shaks Bhala Mera Kia Saath Nibhaye Ga
FARAZZ
Mosam Ki Tarah Jis ne Seekha Hai Badal Jana

WO Bewafa Nahi Magar Itna Zaror Hai
FARAZ
Pehle Wo Jis Tarah ka Tha Wesa Nahi

Wo Dekho Swimming Pool Main Naha Rahay Hain Loog

FARAZZ

Eik Tera Gaaon Hai Jahan Pani Hi Nahi Aata

Uss Se Milte Hee Yeh Ehsas Hua Tha Mujhko
FARAZ
Ye Wohi Shaks Hai Jo Lambi Judai De Ga

Theek Likha Tha Mere Haath Ki Lakeeron mein
FARAZ
Tu Agar Pyar Kere Ga To Bikher Jaye Ga

Mere jazbat se waqif he maira qalm.
FARAZ
Main pyar likhon to tera nam likha jata he.

Main Ek Aansuu Hi Sahi, Hoon Bohat Anmol Magar
FARAZ
Yun Na Palko?n Se Gira Ker Mujhe Mitti Main Mila

Mudatoon baad mila to naam pooch liya ! FARAZ.

bicharte waqt jis ne kaha tha k tum bohat yaad aaoge

Piyaas aisi ke pee jaon samunder saaray…
Naseeb aisa ke Muyassar zeher bhi nahi…

Wafaain koi humse seekhay “Faraz”
“Jisse” toot ke chaha “Usse” khabar bhi nahi..!

Paper Se Pehle Ki
“DUA”

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.

.

Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga … ;->

Aasuwon Ke Saagar Mein Moti Bhi Milthe Hain
FARAZ
Jo Unhe Doond lete hain, Wahi Zindagi Jee Lete Hain

Na Waqt Itna K
Sallybus Pura Kia Jaye

Na Tarkeeb Koi k Exam
Pass Kia Jaye

Na Jane Kon Sa Dard
Dia Hy Is Parhai Ne

Na Roya Jaye
Aur
Na Soya Jaye … ;->

~SUNO~ Aisa nhi krty “Jb paper aata hi na ho to ink zaya nhi krty”
~SUNO~ Jb nakal ka chance ho
to phir prha nhi krty”

~SUNO jb dost laaik ho apna,
to booti laya nhi krty.

Suno examinr ko galiyaan dete hen,
sir pe charhaya nhi krty.

Suno yahaan ka system ulta hy,
jo gues me hun swal wo aya nhi krty.

Suno ye boht hassaas ghari hoti hy,
dost ko paper me azmaya nhi krty.

~SUNO~ jb paper ata ho,
kisi ko dikhaya nhi krty…

Raat Bari Mushkil Se Sulaya Hai Khud Ko Main Ne FARAZ..

Warna Light Kay Bagair Kon PAGAL Sota Hai . . . ? ?

Guzray howey Exaams ko Yaad na karna..!!

Answer sheet main jo likha hai uski Faryad na krna,

Jo Hoga wo to Hoga..!!

Uski Fikar main Apney HOlidays barBaad Na Karna:)

Yeh hum nahin kehtay ghar wale kehtay hain,
FARAZ
k nend main bhi hum aapka naam lia kertay hain

★`•..•´★`•..•´★`•..•´★`•..•´★`•..•´★`•..•´★
Khizan k zard patton ka wo manzar yaad karta hai
Usay kehna usay ya janay wala Decemberka bohat yaad karta hai
★`•..•´★`•..•´★`•..•´★`•..•´★`•..•´★`•..•´★

Best sms of my life
1 din "Maa"se pocha tha k jin ki Maa nahi hoti un k lye Dua kon karta hai,

Wo boli Drya ager sokh b jaye to rait se nami nahi jati.

IN £IFE..
WHEN U GET TROUBLES,
DON'T GET NERVOUS...
JUST CLOSE UR EYES & FOLLOW UR HEART...
COZ HEART IS IN THE £EFT BUT IT IS ALWAYS RIGHT...

Being a good person is like being a goal keper

No matter how many brilliant saves u hav on ur record

People will remember only da one u missed

THAT'S LIFE!

Success is not Permanent.
And:~
Failure is not Final.

So:~

Never Stop Working after Success.
And:~
Never Stop Trying after Failure.

Hum Ko Kya Badlega Zamana,

Hum To Zamane Ko Badalne Ka Zazba Rakhte Hain,

Hoke Zamin Ke Khakh,

Aasmaan Chhune Ka Hosla Rakhte Hain

When u feel God is rubbing u against da rocks,

don't think that u will ruin down 2 dust,

it's just that he is polishing a gem,

coz u are precious

"Jis ka raabta
"Allah" ke saath ho wo naakaam naheen hota"

"Naakaam wo
hota hai Jis ki
umeedein
duniya walon se
waabsta hon"

How to Propose a bhangi?
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Is mai bhi intersted ho...!
Qasam se tum log kon ho yaaarr!!!
Tharki

Two Advices for married couple:

1. Never laugh at your wife's choice...

You Are One of them

2. Never be proud of your choices...

Your wife is one of them...:):)

Aik GADHA tha,

Wo Sms Parh Raha Tha,

Usay Pata Tha k Sender ne Usay GADHA Kaha Hai,

Wo Phir b Sms Parh Raha Tha..

Beychara GADHA Jo Tha!

Life is like a drama:

If u r sad (TRAGEDY)
If u r afraid (SUSPENSE)
If u r angry (ACTION)
If u look in da mirror (COMEDY)

NOW U R SMILING THAT'S (HORROR)!

All flowerz don't represent Luv but..

Rose did it.

All birds can't speak but..

Parrot did it.

All monkeys can't read msgs but..

U did it. Welldone

Wo SUBAH ka Sukoon

Wo PANI ki Thandak

Wo SAABUN ki Khushbu

Wo DHULAY hue chehre ki Khubsurati

Aap kya Jaano

Ye to sirf Muu Dhone wale he jante hain

Jab se tumhein jana hai,

Jab se tumhein paya hai,

Her dua mein tera naam aya hai,

Taa k pooch sakun rab se k,

''Yeh tu ne kaisa ajooba
banaya hai..?

Koi Insan Agr Ankhe Band Karke Muje 3 Baar Pukare
To Me Uske Samne Aa Jata Hu.
Try Karo

1

2

3

Nahi Aaya?
Are Yaar Insano Ki Baat Ki Thi.

Apki medical report a gyi hai dekh len

~ ~

Ghabrane ki koi bat nhi ap k ander sirf 2 kerrey hain
Ek apko call nahi krne deta dosra sms

If A Gorilla Catches U,
What Will U Do?

?

?

I Know U Both Will Start Playing...

Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!

(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse
(@v@)
( "=" )
Owl
o(o¿o)o
(!)'(!)
Monkey
(@¿@)
"(<>)"
HayAllah! Tusi v?

Agr koi ap k pas aaye aur kahe,"tum bewaqoof ho"
To koi lamha zaya mat krna us ko gardan se pakrna aur kehna
!

!

Plz Kisi or ko mat batana yar ! ok !

*"*"*"*"*"*"*"

"Barish ka Zamana hai" :-)

"Musam bi SUHANA hai" :-)

"Ek do sMs to kro" :-) :-)

"Kiya balance ko 2013 tak Chalana hai?" *"*"*"*"

Actualy
Chemicaly
Physicaly
Biologicaly
Zologicaly
Botanically
Geographicaly
Historicaly
Mathematicaly
Equaly
Finally
Totally
U
R
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.

"SO pagal

Dil se dil lagi hum kiya nhi krte,

ye dil hum kisi or ko diya nahi karte,

pasand aa gaya pagal pan tmhara,

wrna har pagal ko hum sms kya nhi krte

_!_

) | (
!!!!!!!!
*MUBARAK HO*

SMS Na karnay par aap ko
(AWARD OF KANJOOSI 2oo8)
diya jata hai.

If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, miss call me.
If i m your father, just ignore this message.

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

(",)
XCÜS€ M€ !!!
_/|_

Kisi ko fikar hy meri..?

Ehsas hy mera..?

Bus me he SmS kroon..?

Mujhy SmS kaun kry ga..

Khub surat pholon mai,

Haseen wadiyon mai,

Dil kash bagon mai,

Aap jesa
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.
1 kierra zaror hota hai..

Phone k rishtay b ajeeb hotay hain,

Balance rakh kr b log ghareeb hotay hain,

Msg karnay ki hoti nahi taufeeg jinko

Wo loug b kitnay maskeen hotay hain.

Khub surat pholon mai,

Haseen wadiyon mai,

Dil kash bagon mai,

Aap jesa
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.
.
1 kierra zaror hota hai..

Aap Ki 5 Khoobian

1--------

2--------

3--------

4--------

5--------

J Zindgi Vich Koi Changa Kamm Kitta Honda Te Ajj Ae Jaga Khali Na Hondi!:-)

True meaning of "GIRL":

"G"=GAPSHUP me sabse aage..

"I"=INNOCENT sirf shakal se

"R"=RONE ki automatic machine

"L"=LARAI mei kisi se kam nhi..

Modern shetan ki 4 nshanian,

1...hath me cell hoga.
.
2...angotha key pe hoga.
.
3...sms pr k hnsy ga.
.
4...sochy ga ab ye sms ks ko bhejon.

Duniya Ki 2 Bht ßarri Haqeqaten

1.duniya k 95% log apni zuban upar wale danto se nhi lga sktey

2.ye msg parhty hi 99% Idiots ye koshish krtey he.

Qasam Ki Qasam Tum Bohat Khubsurt Ho

Dunia Ki Nazr Se Khud Ko Bacha Lo

Kajal Ka Tika To Tumhary Liye Kam Hai Jana

Ek Kala TAWA ApnY Gale Me Latka Lo.

Arz kiya hai :- jale ko Aag kehte hain Bujhe ko khaak kehte hain

wah wah

Aap mein jis cheez ki kami hai us hi ko to"DIMAGH"kehte hain.

TAJ MEHAL kya cheez he,

is se bari imarat banaunga,

mumtaz to mar k dafan hui thi,

tujhe to me zinda dafnaon ga...

Faza mein
Ek
Shoar ho rha ha,

Bina SmS k
Dil
Bore ho rha ha,

Ye network
Ki kharabi ha
Ya
Mera

YAÄR

Kuttay ki neend
So rha hai...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U dear!
Aapko kya laga Aap nhi bataoge to hamay pata nhi lagega k aaj
"International Donkey Day"
hay.
Naughty ab thnx bol k sharmnda na krna.

Tip Of The Day:
Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,
U Kno Y?
WhenEver U Face Any Problem
Just C Ur Pic
& Say 3 Times;

"If i Can FaceThis,
i Can Face AnyThing!

American : "our dogs find bombs"
Japanese : "our fish play footballs"
Pakistanis : "ye to kuch bhi nahi hamaray to gadhay bhi sms parh laitay hain"...

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Meri taraf se tmko Ye kenchi gift.yeh lo aur Logo ki Jaib kato or sms k Lye Paise jama karo

Aaae,

Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hy

Bole To

Ek dum khalas

Agr Compromise Kerne Ka Hy To

4-5 Jhakaas Se Sms Bhej Daal

warna khalas.

Kanjoson sitam sehnay ki B had hoti Hay,

Kisi ko satanay ki B had hoti Hay,

Sms bhejnay ki koshish karo yaar,

Muft k sms parhnay ki B had oti a

Tamam KHOBSORAT Logon ko ittaLa di jati hai
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................,
Ap to aise parh Rahe hen jese ye itaLa ap k Liye ho... .:-

AAPKI nazron se hum ghayal ho gaye, Aapki smile k hum kayal ho gaye,
SMS kya free
Hue AAP Jaise BUDDHO bhi shayar ho gaye

Dil main tum
dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho

Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain

Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain

KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.

Girl’s father: “main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray”

Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.

Ur 5 qualities:

1———

2———

3———

4———

5———

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)

Congratulation!

Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai

Bayghairut zameen per

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir
Ullu

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Ullu
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Ullu

Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)

Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.

Jaggooo!
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Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

sirf ek bar..

December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,

wo bhegi bhegi ratain,

wo haseen lamhaat,

jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,

jub tum ne..

kaha!

Aande lee loo, garam aande

Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,

Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

Suno

Mehsoos karo

Badal ki garaj

Bijli ki chamak

Barish ki ek ek boond

Tumse

Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai
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“NAHA LO”
EID Bohut door hay
:p

Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..

Jubse tumhe dekha hai,

Mera

Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt

Hans hans k bura haal he

Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:P

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!

Read each word Reversely:

A’
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
‘…ylesreveR

Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Kbhi ksi ko tang kya nhi karte
Yun bar bar misscall kya nhi karte
Jis ka mobile hai usko wapis kro
Insani cheezon se BANDAR khela nahin karte...

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H
20 Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10 Padte Hein
5 Ko Samjh Me Aata Hai
4 To Kanjus Hote Hein
1 Murga Kismat Se phnsta Hai

Jo Reply Karta Hai

JUB Bhi Aap ki yaad Aaye gi

Aap k mobile Par hamare sms ki Baraat Aaye Gi

Sms To hum Aap Ko kar Dein Gey

Lekin Us k Paisey Deney Kya Aap Ki Saas Aaye Gi?

Phool Khil Kar Udaas Hai

Samandar Ko Aaj Pani Ki Piyaas Hai

Ek Baar AAP Muskura Do

QK,

HAM Ko Dunya Ki

Sab Se



"KHOFNAAK"
MUSKURAHAT
Ki Talaash Hai.

Ye Msg sirf naik logon ko nzar ata hai




THE END.


kesa tha?


Kya nzar nhi aya?
Maine to pehle hi kaha tha ye sirf naik logo ko nazar ata hai.

Kya tm urr sktay ho?

Kya pahaar utha sktay ho?


Kya tm buildng tor sktay ho?


Nai na?

Beta srf shakl bndr jasi hone se koi "hanumaan" nahi ban jata

Dil say. Shukria,
Hai
Akilmand
Or
Sweet
Wala
Bhejnay
msg
ye
or
hu
bwakuf
wala
pernay
msg
ulta
me
k
hu
kehta
halfia
"mai"
Ab plz nechay se uper perho.

Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!

Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi

Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha... =P ;->

Pakistan me
1 samandar

5 darya

9 dame

1843 nahren

638246 kuwain

98834672 nalkey

93167346 tankiyan

734219465 tOtiyan

Pr DOST,
ap nahate phr b nhi hO? :-D

Mafi nama"
Agr
meri
missbell/sms
se
Aap
preshan
ya
tang
ho to
bila jhijhak
apne
mobile
ko
khench
k
diwar
pr
de
maren
na rhy ga phone!
Na bajy gi tone.

Jub "HUM" paida huey to sheitan ne kaha:

Oh No
ik aur "ANGLE"

lakin jub "AAP" paida huey to sheitan Bola:






Acha sady nal "COMPETITION"

Ap k khayal ma main apko sms kyun karta hon?


I Miss u..?

I Like u..?

OR

I Need u..?
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Chal bay


Sms package khatam karna Hota hai...is liye:-

Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...

Wa wa
wa wa
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Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...
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.Itna Romentic SmS Parh Kar Aik Aur Ghada TAIYAR Hogya...

Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,

Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.

Wese to kehte Ho

"I Hate Girls"
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Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!

Mobile kiya hai?
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Answer dhoond rahe ho kiya?

Ye hath me kiya kharboza Pakra hua hai?
Kaise kaise Namoony Mere freinds hain.
toba

Solid Be Izzati

Girl To Slim Boy:
Apni Body To Dekho
Jaise Haddiyan Hi Haddiyan Hon,,

Boy:
Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Raha Hu
K Mere Pas bitch Kun Khari Hy… ;->

Husband TV k Saamne betha Ro Raha tha..
Wife: Tum konsa Serial daikh rahe ho jo itna ro rahe ho?
Husband: Ye Serial nahi

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hamari shadi ki CD hy..!

Q Udas Bethi Ho Kisi Sham Ki Tarha.
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Jharu Pocha Karlo
Mat Betho Had Haram Ki Tarha
Lovely Msg F0r "Bekar" Girlz..
Hahahaha.:-P

Boy: Teri Judai me, Nend urti ha, Jan jati ha, chen khota ha, Dil rota ha...!

Girl: Check krwale Beta Dengi Virus b aesa hi hota hy!;-

A Boy was driving a car,
A Girl was trying to overtake him rashly.

Boy: "Hey... Buffalo!"

Girl Shouts back: You Donkey, Stupid!.

Then She Accidents and hits the Buffalo crossing the Road.

Moral: Girl Never Understand What Boys Say! :-)

Train Mei 3 Girls Bethi Thin

Ek larka unse bola: Apka Naam?

1st: Pinki Behen

2nd: Sara Behen

3rd: Nadia Behen

Girls: Aur Aapka Naam?

Larka: Pappu Behen ,,,,!

Ulfat ka aksar yehi dastur hota hai,
Jise chaho wahi apne se dur hota hai,
Dil tutkar bikharta hai is kadar,
jaise koi kanch ka khilona chur-chur hota hai

Dil Ki Aawaj Ko Izhaar Kehte Hai,
Jhuki Nigaho Ko Ikraar Kehte Hai,
Sirf ‘Jatane’ Ka Naam Ishq Nahi,
Kisi Ki Yaado Me Jeene Ko Bhi Pyar Kahate Hai.

Pardye Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua;
Jaise Hi pardaa Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

Maan Meri Maan
Men kia likhon teri hasti ke liay
Men lafzon men kese tashbeh don tere piyar ki
Meri zaat ko jo bakhsha hay tone
us rang ko kia naam doon
Men aks hoon teri zaat ka
Men tujh se kese juda rahon
Bas ashk hain meri ankhon men
Men kia kahon
Men kia likhon
Bas tere peron ki dhool hoon
Bas tere peron ki dhool hoon

Ay Maa, Piyari Maa
Bohat din howay hai
Mein roya naheen hoon,
Yeh raaten gawa hain,
Meh soya naheen hoon,
Meh rukh kay tere godhdmein apnay sir ko,
Bohat din howay hain kay
Roya naheen hoon.

Maa teri yaad satati hai, mere paas aa jaao,

Thak gayi hoon, mujhe apne aanchal main sulao,

Ungliyaan apni pher kar baalon main mere,

Ek baar phir se bachpan ki loriyaan sunaao !!!

Aaj hawa ne phir se wahi beeti baat dohrayi hai,
Mere guzre bachpan ki yadeen apne sath wo layi hai!

Ek mamta ki chao me maine sari umar beetayi hai,
Apne gamon ke sailabo ko jo has kar sehti ayi hai!

Khali pet na jane unhone kitni raaten bitayi hai,
Najane raato ko jag jag kar kitni loriya gayi hai!

Mere sare zakhmo pe wo marham lagati ayi hai,
Jab bhi dard hua hai mujhe wo ansoo bahati ayi hai!

Mere sare sapno ko manzil ke karib jo layi hai,
Bas unki duaon se hi maine apni pehchaan banayi hai!

Aj mehsoos hua mere andar unki parchayi hai,
Khuskismat hu mai ke maine MAA KI MAMTA payi hai!

Maa Se Pyara To Koi Bol Ho Nahi Sakta,
Maa Ki Mamta Ka Koi Mol Ho Nahi Sakta,
Khud Nahi Khati Hai Bachcho Ko Khila Deti Hai,
Waqt Pe Thapkiya De De Sula Deti Hai,
Sach To Ye Hai K Wo Shhaqs Hai Sabse Gareeb,
Maa Ka Saaya Hota Nahi Jise Duniya Me Nasseeb,
Zakhm Jab Bacche Ko Lagta Hai To Maa Roti Hai,
Aisi Nisbat Kisi Aur Rishte Me Kahan Hoti Hai…

Dekhun Jo Teri Aankhon Ko Mera Har Sapna Jaag Jaaye
Sunoo Jo Teri Baaton Ko Kuch Jajba Bas Jaaye
Chahun Main Aur Kya Is Zindagi Se
Mangu Main Aur Kya Us Khuda Ki Roshni Se
Jo Maa Tujhse Itna Pyaar Mil Jaye…

Khwabon Ki Tasveer Dekta Hun Unki Aankhon Mein
Chaand Ki Roshni Ko Mehsoos Karta Hun Unki Panahon Mein
Main Kya Hun Is Zindagi Mein Meri Pehchaan Hai Kya
Mere Naam Se Judi Har Saans Keh Rahi Hai Sada
Meri Maa Tere Bina Duniya Kitni Sooni Sooni Hai
Jeena Tere Bin Yahan Bas Meri Majboori Hai…

Mom, you’re a wonderful mother,
So gentle, yet so strong.
The many ways you show you care
Always make me feel I belong.
you are patient when I’m foolish;
You give guidence when I ask;
It seems you can do most anything;
You’re the master of every task.
you’re a dependable source of comfort,
you’re my cushion when I fall.
You help in times of trouble,
You support me whenever I call.
I love you more than you know,
you have my totl respect.
if I had my choice of mothers,
You’d be the one I’d select!…

Kabhi Aayi Teri Yaad Maa Toh Hum Jee Bhar Ke Ro Liye
Kabhi Jaageh Hum Saari Raat Toh Kabhi Din Mein Hi So Liye
Aansuo Se Tumhare Na Hone Ka Gam Mita Raha Hu
Kya Batau Kaise Jeeye Ja Raha Hu
Tumhara Dulaar Bahut Yaad Aata Hai
Har Baar Aankho Mein Aansu Chod Jata Hai…

Zindagi Mein Kuch Paya Aur Kuch Khoya
Lekin Tujhe Khona Nhi Chahta Maa
Zindagi Ne Kabhi Hasaya Aur Kabhi Rulaya
Lakin Tujhe Rulana Nhi Chahta Maa
Yaad Aati Hai Bahot Tere Bachpan Ki Wo Lory
Isi Liye Teri God K Elawa Kahin Aur Sona Nhi Chahta Maa
Kitna Daanta Tha Tune Bachpan Mein
Ab Q Nhi Daandti Tu Mujhe Maa
Kaise Zinda Reh Paunga Main Tere Baghair
Kabhi Fursat Mile Mujhe Tu Ye To Bata Maa
Zindagi Tune To Meri Roshan Kar Di
Lekin Khud Kiss Andhere Mein Kho Gayi Tu Maa
Kabhi To Khila Mujhe Apne Hath Ki Roti
Aaj Kal Bhukh Bahoth Lagthi Hai Mujhe Maa
Kahaan Ho Tum, Aa Kar Lagalo Gale Iss Bebas Prince Ko
Na Jane Kis Kaash Main Nikal Jaye Meri Saans Maa…

Khuda Ki Rehmat Hai Humpar Jo Unka Pyaar Mila,
Janaat Se Haseen Kai Yaadon Ka Uphaar Mila,
Kyun Karen Hum Us Khuda Se Ab Koi Shikwa Koi Gila,
Jisne Humko Maa Ka Pyar Dilaya Jisko Paakar Mei Aur Tu Khila….

Kyun Bhool Jaate Hain Hum Us Maa Ko Waqt Ke Saath-Saath,
Nahin Rehta Humko Unka Koi Khayaal,
Kya Hota Hoga Us Maa Ke Dil Ka Haal,
Jisne Hamare Liye Bhula Diya Apna Har Ek Khwaab….

Kyun Khayaal Nahin Rehta Humko Unka,
Wo To Bas Har Pal Hamari Yaad Karti Hai,
Jab Bhi Jaati Hai Kisi Mandir Ya Masjid Mein,
Sabse Pehle Hamari Salamati Ki Dua Karti Hai….

Kya Wajood Hoga Hamara Jo Hum Unko Bhool Jaayen,
Phir Kabhi Tanhai Mei Hum Khud Ko Hi Tadpaayen,
Roye Hum Behisaab Koi Aanshu Pauchene Na Aaye,
Khud Ko Yuhin Koste Rahe Aur Bas Pachtaayen….

Isliye Chaahe Kuch Bhi Ho Aage,
Us Maa Ko Tum Bhool Na Jana,
Mauka Mile Jab Bhi Koi Tumhe,
Us Maa Ko Khushi Diye Jana,
Khushi Ho Ya Gam Ke Baadal,
Sada Khush Rehna Aur Muskurana….

Darte hai aag se kahi jal na jaye
darte hai khwab se kahin toot na jaye
lekin sabse ziyada darte hai aapse
kahin aap hume bhool na jaye..

Girl: aj mere dil ka opration hy.
B0y: janta hn.
Girl: i love u.
B0y: Me 2.
Opration k

bad jb larki h0sh me I tu srf uska baap khara tha
Girl: Woh kahan hy?
Fathr: tmhen nhi pta tmhen dil kisne dia?
Girl: kya!
(r0te huwe)..
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Father: tafree kr rha hn washroom gya hy
m0rAL: Abba Chichore thy.

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>”)(”<
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Me Shbshe Nalaj Hu
Melko Na
Koi B Sms Ni Kalta
Shab Bisy Hei
Kishiko Meli Yad Ni Aati

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( “._.” )
>”)(”<
,(”)(”),
Me Shbshe Nalaj Hu
Melko Na
Koi B Sms Ni Kalta
Shab Bisy Hei
Kishiko Meli Yad Ni Aati

Jail Mai Sardar Ka Dost Us Se Milne Ata Hai,
Or Us Puchta Hai
Tum Se Aisi Kya Galti Ho Gai
Ke Tum Jail Me Ho Sardar:
Main Ne Bank Luta...............
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Lekin Paise Wahi Ginne Beth Gya.

Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya..

Jise Aap Ke roop main maine Paya...

Jo mere dil main aisa samaya...
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Jaise porani haveli main bhoot ka saya....

Hello Friends,

Mujhe abhi abhi yeh sms apne ek dost se mila aur mujhe laga ki main app logon se ise share karon.

Jinke Pass wo hota hai,
woh hath me leke hilate hain.

Jinke pass nahi hota hai,
wo ungli dal ki hilate hain....

Bolo Kya?
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Tooth Brush..

Yaaar zindagi main ek baar tu sahi Socho. :)

Q:Wo konsi 3 rateen hoti hain ju aurto pai bhari hoti hain...
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Ans:
1. SOHAG RAAT
2.CHAND RAAT
3.HAFTY KI RAAT :-D

Girl:tm mere liye kia kia kar sakte ho?
Boy:bolo kia karun?
Girl:mere liye chand la sakte ho?
Boy: phir kia zameen k gird tmhare abu ghoomen ge.. =D

When u face problems in life,
don’t ask GOD to take them away.
Ask Him to show His purpose- Ask ways
how to live a day searching his purpose for you.
GOD BLESS And VERY BEST OF LUCK!!!

Good Day!
Your kindness may be treated as your weakness still be kind.
Your help to others may go unneeded and unnoticed still be helpful.
Good Day!

Smiley Day
Seeing you smile is more than enough to pay for all the hardships and difficulties that I have to go through that day.
Have a good smiley day!

Keep Smiling!
Smile in pleasure, smile in pain; Smile when trouble pours like rain;
Smile when someone hurts you, Smile because someone cares for you
Keep Smiling!GUD LUCK

Keep shining!
Always have the determination of a Mirror, which never loses its ability to reflect in spite of it being broken into pieces!
Keep shining!

God Bless you each day!
The more you count your blessings, the more blessings you’ll have, to count! I always do and I count you as the nicest blessing!
God Bless you each day!

Good Day!
Live with no excuses and Love with no regrets. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have a 1000 reasons to Smile.
Good Day!

Always remember to forget
the things that made you sad,
But never forget to remember
the things that made you glad

Always remember to forget
the friends that proved untrue,
But never forget to remember
those that have stuck by you

Always remember to forget
the troubles that passed away
But never forget to remember
the blessings that come each day.

Good Day!
Hope you have nightmares, because it’s disappointing to wake from a dream but when you wake from a nightmare, you are relieved that it’s not true. Good Day!

Asalaam O Alaikum!

Every successful person has a painful story,

And Every painful story has a successful ending,

So accept the pain and get ready for success

confidence, trust, hope. 1
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HOPE:
Every night v go to bed,have no assurance 2 get up alive in the next morning but still we set alarmclock for the next day.
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Keep CONFIDENCE, TRUST in ALLAH & never loose HOPE.God MORning

Success is never permanent and
Failure is never final.

So always do not stop effort
Until your victory makes a history.

Good Luck!

Bs ik meri bat nhe thi sb ka dard decembr tha
brf k shehr me rehna wala ik ik frd decmbr tha
pichly saal k akhir me bhi herat me hm 3no they
ik men tha ik tnhai thi ik bedrd decmbr tha

Faraq lamhe ka manzar mujhe rulata hai,

Tumhare bad december mujhe rulata hai,

Har ik shaam dharkate hai, Khuwahishon k kawar,

Najane kon hai ander, Mujhe rulata hai,

Khamoshion k ghane saye mein koi wehma,

Tumhare qadmon sa, Aksar mujhe rulata hai,

Bhatak rahe hai mere saath sahilon per khawab,

Ye chand raat, sumandar mujhe rulata hai,

Faseel-e-Shehar-e-Rafaqat ki surkh bailon ka,

Khazan raseeda muqaddar mujhe rulata hai,

Thatharati raat mein nendon ki wadi se aksar,

Tumhara khawab jaga kr mujhe rulata hai ......

˙·٠•●♥ December jhoot kehta hai ♥●•٠·˙

Ke woh laut aye ga
Ke usey meri parwah hai

Magar mein janti hoon ke
Woh laut kar nahiin ayega
usey meri parwah nahiin

Mein kyun ghum mana rahi hoon uska
woh tu harjayi hai
koi khushi koi hansi
usne kabhi mujhe nahiin di

Phir gar woh laut bhi aye tu
kya hoga?
wahi be ronaq se shab o roz
wahi talakh kalamiyaan

Usey mujhse mohabbat kabhi thi
na kabhi hogi

Woh december hi ki tarhan
khator sardmeher aur be reham hai

Sab kuch cheen leta hai
aur mere hissey mein mehaz
udaasiyaan, nafratein mehroomian..
aur yeh sard tanha raaton ke taufeh chor jata hai

Woh bura hai
buhut bura hai
december jhoot kehta hai
ke woh laut aye ga
ke usey meri parwah
magar mein janti hoon

December jhoot kehta hai.........!!!!

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... ... ¯˜"*°•♥•°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*°•♥•°*"˜¯` ´¯˜"*°´¯˜"*°•♥•°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*°"Aey December Kuch To Hosh Kar, Ye Tujhe Kya Huwa...?
"Bin Barsey Hi Guzar Jana Teri Aadat Pehley To Na Thi...!!!...

Use kehna December ja raha hai!!
December kay guzarte hi,
bars aik aor maazi ki jafaun main doob jaye ga,
Use Kehna!!
December kay guzernay say zara pehle,
... Muhabbat ki kahani ko koi takmeel dey jana,
Usey Kehna!!December ka Maheena jaisay guzre ga,
Umeedain Doob jayein gi,
Wo Sapnay toot jayein gay,
Usey Kehna!!!
December kay guzarnay say zara pehley
Mohabbat ko koi tabeer day jaye,
Usey Kehna!!
Mukadar ko hamaray doob janay say bacha lena,
Usey Kehna!!
Decemebr Ja raha hai!!!
Aur ab aik aur saal guzar gaya.

Bheigy din , madham suraj , halky badal or ye
December...............
Behti nadiya , gaatay panchi , urti dhund or ye
December...............
Tanha me , tanha chand , mera kamra or yeh
December...............
Meri ankhein , mere aansu , meri neend , tere khawab or ye
December ...............

░░░(¯`:´¯)░░ Teri yadon ki rawani
░░(¯ `•.\|/.•´¯)░ Or Yeh December
░(¯ `•.(۞).•´¯)░(¯`:´¯)⋰ Meri batian, teri kahani
░░(_.•´/|\`•._)(¯ `•.\|/.•´¯) Or Yeh December
░░░ (_.:._).░(¯ `•.(۞).•´¯) Mera hath tery sath, lambi sarak
░░░(¯`:´¯)░░(_.•´/|\`•._) Or Yeh December
░(¯ `•.\|/.•´¯)░░(_.:._) Gum sum shamain, sunehri ratain
░(¯ `•.(۞).•´¯) Or Yeh December
░░(_.•´/|\`•._).. Bheigy din, madham suraj, halky badal
░░░(_.:._)░░░░░ Or Yeh December
░░░(¯`:´¯)░░ Bheti nadia, gaty panchi, urti dhund
░░(¯ `•.\|/.•´¯)░ Or Yeh December
░(¯ `•.(۞).•´¯)░(¯`:´¯)⋰ Tanha main, tanha chand
░░(_.•´/|\`•._)(¯ `•.\|/.•´¯) Or Yeh December
░░░ (_.:._).░(¯ `•.(۞).•´¯) Meri ankhein. Meri neend, tere khawab
░░░(¯`:´¯)░░(_.•´/|\`•._) Or Yeh December

December
Abhi lamhe
Nahin bikhre
Abhi mosam
Nahi bichre
Mere kamry ki
Thandak me
Abhi kuch dhoop
Baqi hay
Mere be-jaan
Honton per
Abhi muskaan
Waisi hay
Kisi k laot aanay
Ka
Abhi imkaan baqi
Hay
December
Baat botoon
Main,
Agar tum maan
Jao
December
Tehar jao?.!!!
Tehar jao?

December aa ke...
Dareechon me thehar jayee...
To Diwaaron pe...
Calander Badalney Se Yaadain nahi jaati...
Happy last week of 2011 . . . .♥

Boht barasta tha na ye December bhi..

Lagta hai ab isey bhi pyar ho gaya?..!

Zara Hosh main aa ae december tujhe ye kiya hua.........

Bin Barsay Guzar Jana teri adat pehlay to na thi...

Yaadon ki shaal orrh k aawara gardiyan.

Kaati hain hum ne yoon b DECEMBER ki sardiyan.

Ye Shaam Ye Sard Hawa Or Ye Hijir Ka Alam.

Guman Hota Hai Is Baar December Maar Daalega...

-=- KHWAHISH -=-

December Ki Sard,
Lambii Raatein
Aur
Dil Ko Garmati Tumhari
Yaaddein
Aati Hyn Tou
jana Bhuul Jati Hyn
Mere Dil Ki Ek Khwaish Hy
Bilkul Aise Hii
Tum Bhi
Mere Paas Aao
Aur
Jana Bhuul Jao ... ?

Pyar Kya hai?

P: Phone Karo = Paise ki barbadi

Y: Yaad Karo = Dimag ko tension

A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho

R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhimat hanso

To tension mat lo yaar, Mat karo Pyar,
Sirf Line Maro Yaar :)

TERI yad me pal pal MARTA hai koi.

Har SANS k 7 TUJHE yad karta hai koi.

WAQT mele tho TANHAYI me socho.

Kitni KHAMOSH muhabat TUM se karta hai koi.

'Khat aayo baba jo oheo khat
denum aama khe

aama dhena peisa pesisan ma watme mobile,

mobile dhanam badshah khe badshah dhni sim, sim dhenam chache khe chache deno car jo chaker charni gum charni gum,

ye sms market main new aya hai plz forwad B-)'

'Karachi or us k mazafaat mein....
SUTTAY or GUTKAY ka time hua chahtaaha...
Tamam larke apni apni setting k hisab se SUTTA MARE...
Shukria'

'ye 1 new SMS he 2011 ka

Jo abhi Market me nhi aya

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kaha na abhi mrket ma nhi aya, phir b excitemnt Me button prss kye ja rahe ho!'

'Karachi k Bharam Baaz Dialog:

"Abay chal teri to"

"Us ki to mein"

"Bus kar zyada mat Phenk"

"Chal nikal"

"Koot dy salay ko"

"Or Party"

"Dimagh ki dahi"

"Ye cheez dada"

"Bachi dekh"

"Teri Bhabi se baat kr rha hon"

"Hat gai na"

"Abe dhkkan"

"Ptli Gali pakar"

"Lash yaar"

"Chal phhoot le"

"Latak mat"

"Teri wali ja rhi hai"

Ab Intizar kis bat ka hai,
Aakhir ye SMS karachi ki pehchan hai.
phenk de market me.'

'When sumbody says
“Expect the unexpected”
Slap them in the face and say,
“U didnt expect that, did U?”'

''"PLEASE THINK"

"Pakistan mehngai or dehshat gardi ki surat me musalsal tbahi ki traf ja rha hy or hum aik murda qom ki trah bs "RED ALERTS" msgs frwrd krne me lgy hue hn mgr aj tk ksi ny ye jan'ny ki koshish ni ki k'

'Kis Tarha Dekh Rahay Ho

Tumhara Apna Hoon, Tassalli Rakho..!!'

'Mangi hai Dua utha k hath tere liye!
Ghaam mile mjhe or khushiyaan tere liye!
Mouat aaye mjhe or baki zindagi tere liye!
Kare Khuda kabol mere dua!
Jo dill se mangi tere liye!!!!!!!!!!'

'pathan:yuar ye doctor parche pe aisa kya likhty hy jo sirf medical stor wala hi smjtahae........
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sardar: o likhda a :"mai lut lya tu v lut ley"'

'har sans k sath mujhy socha kary ga too,
apne hi aks mai mujhy khoja karey ga too,
jab yaad aye gi tujy wafa meri
phir har shakhs ko chahat se dakha karey ga too,
aaj meri batoun par hans raha hsi too,
phir kese marey khayal say daman churrayaga too,
jab meri tarha kisi ko chaha kary ga too,
Mare hotey howy mera naam bhoolnay waly
mere baad mere naam se sab ko pukara karey ga too.'

'mubarik ho happy birth day
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saaly ek saal or kam ho gya teri umar ka'

'Mere Din Raat Be-Sakun Hain Sakun Ik Pal nahi Mujko.

Mohabat Tars Kha muj pe Khudara Chor ja mujko.'

'Main ne us se bas itna hi puchha tha ki,
ek pal mein.. kiisi ki jaan kaise nikal jati hai,
Us Ne Chalte Chalte Apna Haath Mere,
Haath Se Chhura Liya………'

'Apni Kismat Ka Likha To Mil Hi Jaye Ga.....!

"YA RaB"

Wo Cheez Ataa Kar Jo Kismat Mein Na Ho.'

''Like A Bright Sunshine On A Dreary Day
Like The Assuring Moonlight On A Murky Night
Like A Fresh Blossom On A Barren Land
You’re The Joy Of My Life
I’ll Love You Till Eternity

Happy Valentines Day''

'Chandoo'n sy kai masjiden taamir ho gain

katcha makaan ghareeb ka pakka na ho saka !!'

'Yadoon ki jareen phoot hi parti hain kaheen se...

Dil sokh b jay to b bnjar nahi hota...Bewafa..'

'us ny meri gumshdda beyaz nikali or chupky sy mohabbat ka warq mor deya
hum ko maloom tha injam e mohabbat mainy akhri harf sy pehly he qalm tor deya'

'Waqif hain hum dunya k riwajo se "H"

Dil bhar jay to her koi bhula deta hai...'

'Meri chahtoon pe shikway, tere rabtoon mai waqfay..!

Haan yehi nishaniyan hain k tu door ho raha hai..'

Ek Pthan Ki Murgi Bemar Hui,

Sardar: tum eska sadka utar lo

To phir
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Phir kya hona tha, PATHAN ne murghi k lye 1 “Bakra”
sadqa kr diya.@

Pathn Mayyat k sth bus me ja rha tha to Logo ne usko bohot mara?

Q??

Q.K

Pathn Nay Awaz Lagadi O koocha

SHELA KI JAWNI Lagado.Safar Acha guzry ga

Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry…..

“Bakra mar gya razai me!

Khan pagal he teri judai me…

Pani me machar tair nahi skta

Ye Khan tere bin reh nhi skta…

Mujhy aisy chor k na ja meri jaan

I am not terorrist,My name is khan.!;-)

Pathan writing his Diary:

“My sister had a baby

this morning..

I have not heard

that

its

a boy

or

a girl..

So,

I dont know whether

I am

uncle

or aunty…”:D

Memon:

Me aj Bus k peche Bhagta howa Ghar tak aagya or kiraye k 10 Rupe Bacha liye

pathan:

Tm bohat hi bewaquf ho Rakshy k Pechy Bhagte to 80 Rupe Bach jate.

’1 Pathan ki wall clock khrab ho gai
clock ko khola to Andar MACHAR mara para tha

Pathan:
O khana khrab ye chlay ga kyse?
Eska to DRIVER hi mara pra hy…!’

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

;STUDENTS GHAZAL"

LAGTA NAHE HY DIL MERA HER SAWAL MEY,
KIS K BANE HAY YE EXAMAMINATION HAL MEY,

WAQAT E DARAZ MANG K LAY TE 3 DIN,
2SAWAL ME CUT GAAYE HY DEMAGH E DAGDAR MEY,

KITA HY BADNASEEB STUDENT NAQAL K LIYE,
DO KAGAZ K TUKRAY B NA MILY PORE HALL MEY.

perhai 2 terha say ki jati hai
1;ya to shok ho
2;ya der
per
shok to hamay hai ni
or derty hum kisi k baap say b nai

New Exam Song.

To Paper Paper Krti He.

To Paper Se Kio darti he.

Ak bar mujhe batla de too.

To chiting ku nahi krti he.

Kia hota he paper me.

Paper ka laga don dhair.

Me barish krdo pharron ki.

jo to ho jae meri...

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Son:papa 5+5 how much
Sardar:Ullehke patte, gadhe ke aulath, nalayath, besharam, tujhe kuchbi nahi ata,
ja jake andarse caliculater la

Ek Sardar Bench par Leta howa tha,
Wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur Sardar se Poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Sardar:No, I am Ranjeet Singh!
Phir dobara ek Angrez guzra aur us ne bhi yehi poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Sardar Ghussay se:
No, I am Ranjeet Singh!!
Aur yeh keh k uth gaya aur apne se kuch door Laitay huwe Angrez se bola:
Are u relaxing?
Angrez: Yes, I am relaxing.
Sardar:Thapar mar k, Kaminay tu Idher Leta hay, wahan tujhy itny log Dhondh Rahe hain

Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha...
Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho???
Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh Leak Kahan Se Ker Raha Hai

Murim Sardar Wakeel SE
Mujrim : Koshish karna k mujhe sazai maout na ho .umer quaid bhalle ho jai...

SArdar wakell after case :

Mujrim : case ka kia bna

SArdar wakeeel : buhat mushkil se umer quaid hoi he warna judge to tumhen riha kar rha tha ..

Pathan: Shirt k liye kapraa dikhaaaoo

Salesman: plain mein dikhaaun?

Pathan: nahin,
Helicopter mein dikhao haramkhor,
Bs Pathan dekha nhi k mazak shuru!

Teacher :pani ka formula batao??
Pathan: H2MgClNaClHNO3.
Teacher :Stupid, ye kia hai??
Pathan:Sir, ye Selaab ka pani hai..

Queen Elizabeth & Pathan were havng candle light dinner.
Queen says-
Pass d wine u divine!
"Pathan thinks-"how poetic"!
Pathan says-"pass d roti u moti":D

Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,

Answerr sheet me jo likha he uski faryad na krna,

Jo hoga wo to hoga,

Uski fikar me apne Holidays barbad na krna;-)

1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya.
Pathan bohat roya, rote rote hasne lga.
Kisi ne pocha hans kyu rhe ho.?
Pathan bola mobile to le gya pr charger to mere pas hy na..

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?

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Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;p

Kainaat k sare rang,
Rangon k sare Phool,
Phoolon ki sari Khushboo
Khushbu ki sare khushi.
Khushi k har lamhe,
or in lamhon se bharpoor,
Zindagi ki Dua sirf Ap k Naam.

GOOD M0RNING

khuda kare har raat chand banke aaye,
har din nayi shan banke aaye,
kabhi dur na ho aapke chahre se hansi,
Naya din aisa mehman banke aaye..Gud Day
Good Morning

Har Nayi Subah Ka Naya Nazara,
thandi Hawa Leke Aayi Paigaam Hamara.
Jaago,Utho,Taiyaar Ho Jao,
Khushiyo Se Bhara Rahe Aaj Ka Din Tumhara
Good Morning

Aanko me Khushi labo par hansi,
gam ka kahin naam na ho,
har SUBAH laye aapke liye itni Khushiya jiski kabhi sham na ho.
Good Morning

Bade arman se banvaya hai, ise roshni se sajaya hai,
bahut dur se mangvaya hai,
zara bahar aake dekho...
aapko Good Morning kahne suraj bhijvaya hai.

Phoolo ki vaadi me ho Basera aapka,
Sitaro k aangan me ho Ghar aapka,
Dua hai ek Dost ki ek Dost ko,
ki sare Jahan se KhubSurat ho Savera aapka.
Good Morning

Ho aapki life me khushiyonka ka mela,
kabhi na aaye koi bhi jhamela,
sada khush rahe aap ka basera,
i wish u very Happy SAVERA.
Good Morning

WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?”

HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha…!!!

“clasical insult”

Husband: “tum pori dunya mein b dhondo to mujh jesa husband nahi mily ga”

Wife: “tum kia samahjty ho, main 2sra b tum jesa dhondon gi?”

Wife:
Tum bahir jate ho to mujhe dar laga rehta hy.

Husb:
Don’t worry darling me jaldi ajaonga!

Wife:
Bas isi baat ka to dar laga rehta hy.:-)

A school held a Contest for little Kidz.The Theme was:

“The biggest sacrify my Dad Ever made for me”

Award winning Answer was:

“He Married my Mom..”

” Sunheri BÄÄt “

” NAIKI ” Kar Ke Aise Bhool Jaaya Karo

.. Jaise ..

” Shaadi ” Karne Ke Baad Husband Muskurana Bhool Jata Hai¿

Aqal Mand Admi Jb Koi Khas Or Ehm Fesla Krta H
To
Boht Sochta H,

Apne Dil o dimag Ki Sunta H
Or Akhr M Wohi Krta H Jo

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UsKi bivi
Kehti Hy:D

Every wife is a
”misstress” of her husband.

”MISS” for one year
&
”STRESS” for rest of the life!

..A VERY-VERY CLASSICAL INSULT..

WIFE: Main abhi Beauty Parlour se aa rahi hoon…

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HUSBAND: Arre!! Aaj bhi band tha kya..???

Wife or Husband shop se
nikle to
1 faqeer ne kaha.

“Shehzadi”
5 rupe de do andha hoon.

Husband:
De do,
waqai andha hai…

Uss Larki ki capacity per main heraan hoon

“faraz”

jo kehti hai DAWLANCE liya to baat bani.

Ankon mein kuch nami thi
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Mujh mein shayed Vitamin ke kami thi
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Jis se saari raat phone pe baat ke FARAZ

Wo Kambakhat meri

Girl Friend ki Ammi thi

SHAIR ARZ Hai…..

My balance is Insufficient

for making this call ‘FARAZ’

Mennu easyload kerwa de mein nachan saari raat

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.

Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena

Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ” FARAZ “

BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena

”’ Tum Is Shehr k Khuloos se waqif nai faraz….”’

”’ Ye to mohsin ko bi sar-e-aam saza dete hain …. ”’

Mehboob ki yad meain petrol pump py cigrt

kiya lagya FARAZ..

Meri to Duniya hi badal gai,

faqat ik Dhamaky se…

Ajeb si halat hy tere jany k bad

Mje bhuk lgti hy khana khany k bad

Mre pas 2 hi samosy thy jo maine kha lye Faraz

1 tere any sy pehly 1 tere jany k bad.

Aandhiyan Youn Chaleen k Dil Ujarr k Reh Gaya . . .

AeY Vekheen “Faraz” Meri Akh Vich Kee PeY Gaya . . .

Wo apni B.V se ye keh k door chala gaya

“FARAZ”

Dosti door ki achi

Roti Tandoor ki achi

Daal masoor ki achi

B.V GHAFOOR ki achi

Saari Raat Guzar jati hai isee Kashmakash main ay faraz,

K Kambal ki Lambai konsi hai aur Chorai konsi hai
Hahahahahaha

Us ki zulfon ki chaoon main jab se soya hun Faraz,

Allah di qasmy merian te juaan e nai mukdiyan:-
<(".")> Ammi! ) ) Breek Kangi _/ /_ Daeen .

Ek Din main Ne DIL se Puchha
“Waadon”or “Yadon”me kya FARQ hai?

Jawab mila

Mera kam blood supply karna ay. Eho jayyan gallan FARAZ kolo puchho.:-)

Ab to khubsurat larki ko dek k hoti hai pareshaani,

Faraz
kaHin wo b na keh de …!

“TERI MEHRBANI”
geo Ufone,

Apny doston ko main kyse smjhaon ‘Faraz’

K muhabt msg krny se nahi
Aftari krwany se bharhti hy (‘.’) Kuch
<)(=~> Socho
_/”\_ Zalimo..

Ek bat mujhe rat bhar s0ney nhi deti
A D0sT . . . . . . ! ! !
Akkar Bakkar Bumbey B0w 80+90 kaisey 100? (,”)> <)( _/\_ 170 h0ne chaheyen na yr?

Ab too iss darr say rona he chor diya FARAZ
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Kaheen humaaray aansoon pay dengue anday he na chor jae…

Jab se d0ubLe Sawari pe Pabandi Lagi hy

Faraz;->…

Andhere may khara Kutta B PoLice waLa Lagta Hy!
(“.)> Abey Bike
/[ ] GhUma jldi..,
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Muje to Express News Wali aunti se dar lagta hy Faraz

Kehti Hy:

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“Jo Sab Chupatay Hain,Wo Hum Dikhatay Hain..

Tauba .. Tauba”

Wo roz roz kehti hai k mjhy åpni tåsveer mms karo
FARAZ

Us nådån ko ye kese btaon k mere påås

Nokiå “1202″ hy…!

Faraz ki girl frnd diner pr late hogai
G: sorry I m late
FRAZ:
ARZ kia hy
“falak pe sitaron ko neend aa rhi hy
Dusri ka time hogya r tu ab aa rhi hy:-)

Kitabo k panno ko palat k sochta hu
u palat jaye meri zindagi to kya bat hai,

khwabo me roz milti hai jo
hakikat me aaye to kya bat hai

A Friend of mine Asked me one day:

What if i break your trust smeday?

I Replied: Trusting on you is my decision &

proving me right is your choice

SWEET sa mosam dekh kr apne SWEET se friend ki SWEET si yad i to socha k SWEET sa SMS kar du ta k hamari SWEET se friendship mein thori SWEETNESS or bhar jaye

Pehle w0 Mri GirlFrnd thi Me Bolta
&
w0 Sunti thi Phir w0 Mri Mangetr bani w0 Bolti
&
Me Sunta tha Ab w0 Mri BV hy Hm 2no Bolte hn Pura MOHALA snta hy…..