is se bkwas msg bhejo to jaanun..

teacher:agr 1 aam k paer par 10 kele lage hai,or un me se 7 amrud tor liye to kitne papite bache?

studnt: sir 9 hathi.

tchr: wah! tme kese pata chala?

stdnt:sir q k me aaj tifin mai gobhi ki sabzi laya hu.

moral:rozana brush karo Varna petrol khatam ho jayga.. :-P