Girl: aj mere dil ka opration hy.
B0y: janta hn.
Girl: i love u.
B0y: Me 2.
Opration k

bad jb larki h0sh me I tu srf uska baap khara tha
Girl: Woh kahan hy?
Fathr: tmhen nhi pta tmhen dil kisne dia?
Girl: kya!
(r0te huwe)..
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Father: tafree kr rha hn washroom gya hy
m0rAL: Abba Chichore thy.