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Best Jokes and SMS in Urdu and Hindi Language, All type of mobile SMS and jokes in one place.
Best Jokes and SMS in Urdu and Hindi Language, All type of mobile SMS and jokes in one place.
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
'Jhuki Hui Palko Se Unka Didar Kya,
Sb Kuch Bhula K Unka Intzar Kya,
Wo Jaan Hi Na Paye Jazbat Mere,
Jinhe Duniya Me Mene Sab se Zyada Pyar Kiya...'
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
'Khuda jane mohobat ka yahi dastoor hota hy...
Jise hum piyar krte hy wo hum se dur hota hy'
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
'Tum hi ne sawar kia tha muhabat ki kashti par
GHALIB
ab nazrain na chura mujhe doobta bhi dekh'
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
'Don't Say You Love
Someone And Then Change Your Mind ...
Love Isn't Like Picking
What Movie You Want To Watch ...;-)'
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
'Uss shakhs k pehlu mein sakoon kitna hai jab k ,
.
Masjid nahi,
Mandir nahi,
Girja bhi nahi wo..!!'
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
'Girl: if i ask u to jump down, will u do it? Boy: yes i will……. Girl: Why? Boy : because i know you’ll catch my hand n pull me up. Girl: if i don’t then? Boy: Then I’ll die with the belief that you tried Ur best but couldn’t save me.. ? Love is [...]'
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
'Everyone can love rose
bt no one loves a leaf that add beauty to it.
so don't love someone who is beautiful bt love the one who make your life beautiful.'
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
'Don't worry if people hate you..!
because there are many others who love and care you on the earth.
But be worried if ALLAH hates you because there is no other
who loves and cares you in Akhirah...!!!'
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
'I came across a lot of people in my life, it seemed like they all cared about me, but now when I look back, I realize that a few of them were good friends while the other were really good actors. (Shakespare)'
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
'Innocence of True Love
After a fight
Dont want 2 talk & Still You
check Your Mobile to know
If You have missed call or msg
Dats The Innocence of True Love'
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
'Kuch bhi ho, Me to Ilzaam Tumhen hi don ga ...!!
Tum Masoom Bohat ho, Magar Tobaa Tumhari Aankhein...!'
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
'Hum ye nahi kehte k koi Tere liye dua na mange,
::::JAN::::
Hum to bas itna chahte hain k hamare siwa Koi dua mein Tujhe na mange.'
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
'Pyar Umer se nahi
DIL se hota hy
Yaqeen Insaan Par nahi
Us k Imaan par hota hy
Dost jesa Bhi ho
Pyar DOST se nahi
Us k Aitbaar se hota hy'
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
'Teri Chahat Toh Muqadar Hy, Milley Na Milley,
Rahat Zaror Mill Jati Hy Tujhay Apna Soch Ker'
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
'"Never Play With Feelings Of Others,Because you
May Win the Game But You'll Surely Lose The
Person For Ever"'
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
'True Love doesn't just fill your heart,
it overflows into your whole body and soul...'
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
'true love is when a BOy ask the
girl for a kiss and Girl simply
close her eyes and
allow the boy for a kiss... . But
the boy kisses on the forehead
and says I have a whole life to Do that.... :) ?'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Maot k baad yaad aa raha hai koi...
Cigrate meri kabar pr jala raha hai koi...
yaa rab 2 pal ki mohlat aur de de mujhay...
Akela akela suttay kaga raha hai koi.....'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Good Friend comes 2 visit u in the Hospital,
with flowers & goes..
but
A True Friend sits near u & says:
Yaar! buhat tite Nurse hai, Araam se theek hona'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'shadi se pehly larkian barat wale din buht rotiyan hai or shadi k bad buht hansti hain. Y...?'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Why Smart People Always Say.
They are Busy
?
?
?
Think ?
?
?
(‘,’)
I Will Tell U Later
Right Now I’m Busy..'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'aaj kel k katel ketna masoom haan,, katel ker k puchta haan janaza kes ka ha'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'aaj to saaly aur behnoi ka cricket match hai fraz ab dekhna ye hai k sania mirza meky ko support karti hai ya susraal ko..'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'GSG PUKAAR.
HUKMARANO
Ye Dolat B Lay Lo
Ye Chen Aur Amn B Lay Lo ye Ezat Aur Rozgar B Lay Lo
ye Sahat Aur Talem B Lalo
Tax+tax
Lay Lo
ye Shuhrat B Lay Lo
bhalay CHEEN Lo Pora PAKISTAN ek chief justice k ilawa koi kuch nahen kahega
MAGAR
lauta do
wo bijli wo oil(Rs40) wo ata,wo chawal, wo roti, wo cheeni, wo pani.
Phir na khna
Cheif Justici
wo ek h, hum b ek, ek h, agar hum sory ho gy ek, to wo sub kuch jo loat lia h hum lota lengy.
Geo Sms Group
ZeeShan 03133070586
www.geogroup.uiwap.com'
Monday, March 05, 2012
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Monday, March 05, 2012
'Who said english is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No...
1.-----I dont have brain...
2.-----I dont have sence...
3.-----I am stupid....'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Not Asking Why Anymore
i know that thinking of you
is a harmless and innocent enough
thing for me to do, but
that doesn't make it any less tough
when i imagine your laughing kindness
or the tender expression of your eyes.
i know it's ok to wonder idly what's between us
and whether it's more or less than we realize.
i catch myself sometimes
trying to make sense and understand
the meaning of our so-called crimes
when all that matters is calling you friend.
i know this will be ok because it just feels right.
i'm learning to hope, and i know that deep down
we're both armed and ready for this fight
the sad flutter of our hearts won't make a sound.
it's easiest when i stop thinking
when i let go and simply feel
it's in those moments i feel i am linking
up somehow with something very real'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'salaam may brother kia hal ap sab kaise hai yar me yaha nia hu kuch hame is ke bari me behter gide karen.'
Monday, March 05, 2012
''Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow.
Alice M. Swaim''
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Please see these 15 words by dosti.
Agar aapne yeh words jor liye to mein samjhoon ga ke aap ko dosti ka matlab pata hai.
Thanks
I S O Y M B U H T A E I R Y S'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'If you are asking if i need you..
The answer is Forever.
If you're asking if I'll leave you..
The answer is never.
If you're asking what I value..
The answer is you.
If you're asking if I love you..
The answer is I do.'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'kabi achank chopkey se tandi raton men barsat k thamthey he aik tandi hawa ka jonga room k kisi hisey se a ker merey chehrey per takrata he to aik shakhs yad ata he'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Six Brilliant Doubts !
1. If all the nations in the world are in debt,where did all the money go?
2. When dog food is new with improved taste,who testsd it?
3. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash,why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
4. Who copyrighte the copyright symbol?
5. Can you cry under water?
6. Why do people say "you've been working like a dog" while dogs just sit around all day.@'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Muje 1 Award deny ka Chance mily to Ap Muje kon sa Award denga?
Bst Speaking
Bst Style
Bst Smile
Bst Lover
Bst Dressed
Bst Prsonaliy
Bst Nature
Rply Must'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'{APPEEL}
Tamam mobile use krny waly ALLAH sy panah mangy,
or ksi ksm ki HADEES ya
QURANI AAYAT baghair tasdek k farward mat kary q k ye yahodyo ke sazish hy k AHADIS my changes kr k farwrd krty hy or hum b bila tasdeq k farward krny my lag jaty hy.is sms ko itna pehlao k tamam musalmano ko agahi ho jay.'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Reply is must
Agar MOHABBAT rooh se pyar karne ka naam hai
tau
insaan jism ko paane ki khwahish kyun karta hai?'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'**TRUTH DAY**
Aaj aisa SACH kaho mere bare men jo mere liye SOCHTE ho, Jo DIL men ho,Chahe wo BURA ho ya ACHA! Now U have got CHANCE to Say but the TRUTH.rply'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'"NICKNAMES bring frnds closer" So send me a cute nickname perfectly matching with my personalty 4wd it 2 ur frnds & c how many nicknamez u get But 1st rply me@'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'FACE TEST
Q1. What do You find on My face?
a) Aggression
b) Innocence
c) SmiLe
d) Softness
Q2. Which 1 is the most attractive
a) Lips
b) Hair styLe
c)Height
d)eye
Q3. What is the 1st impression that You got from My face?
a) Beautiness
b) Smart
c) Attitude
d) Cute....
reply must'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Today is name changing day.
so agar mera naam ap change kar ke koi dusra name rakhte, to kaya rakhte?
Send it 2 all ur friends n get new names. Reply me!'
Monday, March 05, 2012
Describe each of the followng in 1 word
e.g.wolf:clever. then i will send u answr abut u
1) Horse:
2) Cat:
3) Rat:
4) Cofee:
5) Sea:
ans carefully about each'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Give me MARKS:
Nakhre- (/10)
Aawaz- (/10)
Chalaki- (/10) khobsorti-(/10)
Aadat- (/10)
Smile- (_/10)
dosti- (/10)
Style- ( /10)
Trust- (/10)
Rep must.@'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'1 ghar main 2 love birds thay.1 ka nam tha "i love u"
or 2sre ka naam "u love me".U love ghr se bahr chala gaya,
To batao ghr main kon bacha?'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'khushi meri talash main yunhi phirti rahi
kabi usay mara gar na mila
to kabi usay main gar na mila.'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Q: If some 1 falls in love with me what will b the reason according 2 u ?? Send this msg 2 all of ur friends & b amazed by their reply But reply me first.'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'What is at the end of
‘everything’?
?
?
?
?
…
…
…
?
?
?
The letter g.'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'What do dentists call
Their x-ray?
?
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?
?
?
?
?
?
Tooth pics'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Pata ha hum CHLORMINT kyu khate hai??
Kyu ki..
5 Star..
Cadbury…
Perk….
DairyMilk…..
Kit-kat….
or
Munch…
“ye sab 50 Paise me nahi aati…..”
Abey saale ab DUBARA MAT PUCHNA>>>>>>>>'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Agar 2 Pipal K Ped Ko
1 Rassi Se Bandha
Jaye To Us Rassi Ko
Kya Kahege?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
NOKIA
Connecting Pipal'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Do u knw glass tootey to kya awaaz aati hai?
Dhuzy?
No
dhooz??
No
thishh??
Nahi bhae
Ami ki awaz aati hai
“arey kambakht, kya tor dia”?'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Bethey thy hum khyal me k Achanak tarap uthey,
Aa kar tere khyal ne acha ni kia....'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'dusro ke bhare me batain toh karte hain aise
k
khud ke kirdar me frishte hon jese'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'"Melne aaye thy chorhne k lie"
"Is takalluf kia zrurat thi?"'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'ham allah ke batay hove kisi rasty par nahi chalty kia ham muslim kehlane ke haqdar hai ?'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'1. kia aap pani k andar roa skte ho?
2.kia machli ko piyas lgti he?
3.parinde sony k baad perron se girte kiun nhn?
4.Round pizza square box mein kiun aata he?
5.gilue apni bottle pe kiun nhn chipakta?
6.I LOVE YOU swal nhn to phir hamesha iska jawab kiun manga jata he?'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'There's One Sad Truth In Life I've Found
While Journeying East And West -
The Only Folks We Really Wound
Are Those We Love The Best.
We Flatter Those We Scarcely Know,
We Please The Fleeting Guest,
And Deal Full Many A Thoughtless Blow
To Those Who Love Us Best.'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Why????.
.
.
humain agar koi cheez saaf bhi kerni ho to;
;
;
;
;
;
;
kapra ganda hi kiu mangtay hai ??'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'it hearts when heart breaks
it breaks whn luv leavez
ur life just freezez
it gives invisible brusises
ur feelings get shaterred
...'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'SPEAK NOT MY TEARS
NEITHER OPEN MY FEARS
THE THING THAT BROKE WAS MY HEART
ITS PIECES WONT BE GATHERED HERE
PLACE ALL ITS PIECES TO THE FIRE NEAR
FORGET THOSE DAYS WHEN SOMEONE CALLED IT DEAR!
ALONE I HAVE TO WALK THERE
DO NOT DREAM OF THE SKY THAT WAS CLEAR
ITS MY STORY THAT DOES NOT FINISH
UNTIL MY SOUL DISSOLVES IN THE AIR....'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'An Inspiring Fact:
"If you can still smile
when U R completely broken up,
then
there can B nothing that can break U next time!"'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho?
Conductor: 24 ghantey..
Passenger: Kaisey?
Cond: 8 ghante bus me..:-(
or baki 16 ghantey Biwi k bas me;-)'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Teacher : Y are majority of south Indians dark in colour ?
.
.
.
.
.
Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying
sunscreen lotion'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Q. Which day is stronger..!
The Answer is..!
Its Sunday
Coz
Monday Is A Weekday
(Weak day)…………………;->'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)….. y does it only sell finished cloth….??
i dont think its a tough one
well the answer is
Because….They Sell Cloth See kAy(CK)'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Do U knoW Which is D Oldest Animal |n D World?
?
Give up?
?
?
Wel its,
Zebra-Coz its still in black and white'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Q : Tum Parindo K Bare Mein Kya Jante Ho
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Ans :
Sab Kuch
Acha Yeh Btao Woh Kon Sa Prinda Hai Jo Ur(fly) Nahin Sakta
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Mara Hua Parinda'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Once Bread and butter were travelling by plane… plane crash hua…
bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa… kyon???
Because woh Butter FLY thaa..'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Q : Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein 1 Jaga Chor Kar Dusri Jaga Ur(FLY) Kar K Kyun Jate Hain
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Ans : Kyun K Agar Woh Chal Kar Jae Ge Toh Thak Jae Ge..;->'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Teacher: A C kisi jaga ka nam batao jisse banaya to addmi ne hai magar phir b wo wahan pe ja nahin
saktay?
studenz: Sir LADIES TOILET'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'How to make One Million Rupees in the Stock Market ? ? ?
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.
? ?
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Simple . . . . . Start with Two Million. . . ! ! !'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'What Came First, The Chicken Or The Egg? ?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Dinosaurs Laid Eggs Long Before There Were Chickens! :p'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Do You Know Why The Spelling Of Women Starts With W??
Because All Quetions In The World Start With W..
Such As
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?'
Monday, March 05, 2012
Do You Know The Meaning Of BMW . . . . . . . ["!"]
Bohat Mehngey Wali Car . . . . . . .;->'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'What Is 11 + 4 Equal To … ?
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Its Simple
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Dont Knw Addition
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The Answer Is 3
How
11 K 4 Ghante Baad 3 Bajte Hyn Na … ;->'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'How Did Bruce Lee Die?
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With A Go Lee'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Which department have great loss due to load shedding?
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Family planing . . .!!'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?
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Kyun K Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti. . . .'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Woh Kya Hai K Jiss K Liye Tum Kuch B Kar Saktey Ho?
Mujhe Pata Hai! Bataooon
“Easy Load”'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Logon Se Pange B Honge,
Ghar Men Dange B Honge,
Agar Mujhe Msg Na Kiye To..
=
Aap k 12 Bachchay Honge,
=
=
2 Ganje, or baki Nange hongay''
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Hr Gunah Se Aap Pak_o_saf Ho Apki Hr Khata Ramzan K Sadqe Muaf Ho
Mre Dil Se Dua Nikalti hai k
Es Sal MASJID =e =
NABWI Mein Apka Aitekaf Ho
AMEEN.'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
*=*=*=*=
* w ,
* /l_l_l I
*=*=*=*=
You Are Under His Care
Because It Is My Prayer 4 You
May U Will b Happy Always'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
*=*=*=*=
* w ,
* /l_l_l I
*=*=*=*=
You Are Under His Care
Because It Is My Prayer 4 You
May U Will b Happy Always'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
''Apney Muqaddar ka to
mil hi jaiy ga
'Ay Khuda'
'Wo cheez ataa kar jo "KISMAT" Mein na ho . . . !!
Gud Morning!'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
( c ' ?
>-- <_/")
mare ALLAH,
Jo is sms ko parh raha hey usey dunya ki har khushi dena
Q K
Kuch LOG hamesha Muskuratey huwe achey lagte hen.!'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'||"""-.
|| )
!!...-"IN HO..
Ya
||""")
||"""\AAT HO
ALLAH
Ap ki Zindagi ko har pal KHUSHIYON aur REHMATON
seb har de Ameen'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'"".*. (Dua).*."" ...*."""".*."""".*... Saare jahan ki khushain us ka naseeb kr de, Hansta rahe sada wo use khush naseeb kr de, Kabi dil na us ka toote kabi chot wo na khaay, Us ko wafa k YA RAB itna qareeb kr de, Us k labon pe YA RAB sada muskarahtain hon, Qismat main us k hasna mere HABIB kr de,'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'*"One request"*
kbi udas mat hona
*"One advise"*
jo pal dukh den unhe bhol jana
*"One Wish"*
khushi k palon ko samait lena
*"One desire"*
Hamesha muskurana.@'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'"A Mere "ALLAH"
Aaj ki rat
Apni Rehmaton k Darwaze se!
Dheron Khushian!
Kushada Rizq!
Umr-e-Deraz!
Achi Sehat!
Kamil Eman!
Bandagi Wali
Zindagi!
Apni Raza!
Our Apne Rasool (SAWW) ki Mohbat!
Ye Sub Mere Is Aziz ko Atta Farma Jo Is Waqt
YE SMS Parh Raha Hai....
{ AAMEEN }'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'( + ' * Nights äré
, * ' + ,thé bést
*,+' timés tö bé péäcéfül
tö äppréciäté
lifé
tö plän ür
2möröw
& tö thänk
ALLAH 4 äll.@'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'"MADINAY" Ki Gali Me Ho "GHAR"Apka,
"MAKKAY" Ki "VADI"Me Ho Bsera Apka,
"DUA" He Ek Dost Ki Ek Dost Ko,
"KHAN-E-KABA" K "SAAYA"Aaya Me Ho "SAJDA"Apka
AAMEEN'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'"GööD MörninG"
"""JUST 4 U"
""MUST 4 U"
""FIRST 4 U"
"Nothing 2 Wish"
"Nothing 2 Say"
"Always b HAPPY"
"Its my Pray"
"Hav a nice day"'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
''Apney Muqaddar ka to
mil hi jaiy ga
'Ay Khuda'
'Wo cheez ataa kar jo "KISMAT" Mein na ho . . . !!'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'A RAB Apne Pas Meri Ye Dua Amanat Rakhna Rehti Dunya Tak Usko Slamat Rakhna Meri Ankhon K Chahe Sare Deep Bujha De Magar Uski Ankhon K Sare Khuwab Slamat RakhnA'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Chalta tha kbhi haath mera thaam kr jis pe
Krta hy boht yad wo rasta usay kehna
Umeed wo rakhay na kisi or se .
Hr shakhs muhabat nhi krta usay kehna..!'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Khuda har nazar se bachaaye aapko,
Chand Sitaron se zyada sajaye aapko, Gham kia hai bhool jae aap,
Khuda itni khushiyaan de aapko....'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Smile a while and while you smile,
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled,
i wish your day is full of SMILE'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'.+'"; w '; ';
'+.+;' ; ; ;
'+..+"+..+ .+
AlLah pak apna karam ap pe bnaye rakhe.....Ameen!'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'If things r happening
according to ur wish,
u r lucky!
But if they r not,
u r very lucky,
Bcoz they r hapning
according to God's wish!'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'It's time for me to make a wish for U.……. (wishin) ……… (wishin) ……. done ! Do u know what I asked 4? I asked God to make u happy all day long.'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'God will be above U to bless U,
below U to support U,
before U to guide U,
behind U to protect U,
beside U to comfort U,
and inside U to sustain U.
Stay blessed.'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'The four Blessed Looks:
Look back and get experience.
Look forward and see future.
Look around and find truth.
Look within & Know yourself!'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'I Pray That <¡__¡__¡ ¡ Fulfill All Ur Wishes & Maintain A Smile On Ur Face '4ever' @AMÉÉN... Have A Nice Day'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'MARI dua ha ke tari zeest ka har pal gulab ho jay har lamha shadab ho jaye tari rooh ki tishnagi sairab ho jaye tari zaat ka mehver koi mehtab ho jeye...'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Chand Taron ki tarah chamakti raho,
Phulon ki tarah mahakti raho,
subah ki fizaon ki tarah khilti raho aur hamari zindagi mein yunhi chahakti raho.'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'If Life is a game,
i PRAY u win.
If Life is a journey,
i PRAY u walk on Roses.
If Life is joy,
i PRAY u always Smile!
Watever lyf is,
i PRAY d best 4 you!'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'I Wish 4 " U " Great start 4 Monday No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No stress 4 Wednesday No worry 4 Thursday Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday & Great fun 4 Sunday "Have a beautiful
and smart week."'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...
Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always
shine...Good Luck'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Top ans of teachrs if dey dont hv ans of any ques
*Ye apne pehle nai prha?
*Read da buk
*I ll tel u tomorow(wich wil nvr come)
*Dont ask foolish ques
& d most imp is
*Dis is ur assignmnt search 4 it
*u ll study dis in da nxt clas.dnt indulge urself in confusion
*Nice ques,raise hands who know da answer'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
*( "._." )*
>")("< ..¤..¤..
,,,(")("),, i Pray
u be Safe
u be Happy
Every Minute,
Every Hour and
Everyday of ur life.
GOD BLESS YOU
(AMEEN)'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'It's My Pray
When U Sleep
Your
Sorrows,
Tensions
&
Worries
Also Sleep 4Ever
And
When U Get Up
Your
Success Of Life
Get Up With U 4ever (AMEEN)'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
Life before Computer..
-Window was a square hole in a room.
-Application was something written in paper.
-Mouse was an animal.
-Keyboard was a Piano.
Sunday, March 04, 2012
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab,
pehen ke evening gown Too many requests se,
ho jaata hai server down
Sunday, March 04, 2012
Tum usse debug karna.
Wait main karoonga tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
Main so gaya yeh dekho mera connection,
time out ho gaya
Sunday, March 04, 2012
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke,
I don’t like your face Par dil ke computer mein,
nahin hai enough disk space
Sunday, March 04, 2012
Tumse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Kbi jo ghabra jao dunya ki wehshton sy,,
Hmyn Awaz dy lena akely hm b hoty hain..!'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Log Aisay Wafa
say Dartay hain,
Jaisay Bachay
Bala se Dartay hain..!
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'teri yadon sy hai zindagi main ronaq
dost
is liye apni nahi teri zindagi ki dua karte hain..........'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'kaha tha na!
k yun sotey huway mat chor k jana,
mujai be-shak jaga daina, bata daina!
tumhein rasta badalna hai,
meri had sai nikalna hai,
tumhein kis bt ka dar tha?
k hum janey nahi daingey?
kahin pey qaid kar lain gey?
AREY PAGAL....!
muhabat ki tabiyat mein zabardasti nahe hoti.
jisey rasta badalna ho, usey rasta bdlney sey, jisey had sey nikalna ho, use had sey nikalney sey na koi rok paya hai na koi rok paye ga.
mager ik baat keh dalein, tumhein khoney sey dartey hein, HUM AB SONEY SEY DARTEY HAIN:
KAHA THA NA!!!!!!'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Love is a symbol of eternity.
It wipes out all sense of time,
destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Bikhre rishton ko koi roop dedo
khilte Phoolon ko thorhi dhoop dedo,
aapki yaad aayi to yaad kiya hamne,
aap hamari yaad aane ka koi saboot dedo.'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Khata hogai to saza suna do,
“Dil me itna dard ha waja bata do,
“Dair hui yaad karne me zaror lekin,
“Tum ko bhula denge ye khayal Dil se bhula do.'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Usne dheeme se narm lehje me maazrat ki mj se...Mere liye ye mumkin nhi k tmhen ab dilaason me rakhun! Ab ta'lluq torne me hi behtari hy mje bhool jao....! Ho sake to maaf kr dena!! Bure alfaz me yad rakhna nhi! Dil ye sun ke bht ro dia tha!Is qadar k ab tk sambhal na saka!!!... tum bare saffak thehre...suno! Main tumhenmaf kese karungi ye alag dastan hy! Mgr rat ke aakhri pehr me roz palken bhigoti hun! Sir sajde me rakh ke use Ek hi bd'dua deti hun... KHUDAYA!!! Use itni khushyan dena k uska daman tung pr jaye....!!!'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Taskeen-e-Dil Key Liye Guftagu Kertey Hain Log'''
Malom to humey bhi Hai Key Hum Kisi Ko Ache Nahi Lagtey''''
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Some people say ” don’t believe in love ”
Some people say ” believe in love ”
But i say i don’t believe in those people who say ” believe & don’t believe.
I believe my self..'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Agar ap ko ye ikhtiyar de diya jae k ap pori duniya main jis se chaho "SHADI" kar sakte ho...,
Tu ap kise select karte..., ?
"Reply Must"'
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Reflection
.
.
Jab Dua aur Koshish se baat na bane tu faisla ALLAH par chorr do.
ALLAH apne bandon K baare mei behtar faisla karne wala hey
Saturday, March 03, 2012
"In the time of crises I was not hurt by the harsh words of my ENEMIES,
but by the silence of my FRIENDS."
(WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE)
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Sometimes in life,v run so fast dat v dont notice anyone running with us.
V notice THEM only,when v fall & THEY stop 2 pick us up.
THEY r called
TRUE RELATIONS.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
'SUCCESS is
ñever
PERMAÑEÑT'
"FAILURE is
ñever
FIÑAL''
Sø ålwåys dø ñøt støp efført uñtil ur "VICTØRY" måkes å"HISTØRY"
Saturday, March 03, 2012
LOGO ko ghalti k baad USI tarha MAAF karo jaise TUM ALLAH se UMEED rakhte ho k wo Gunah krnay k baad bhi TUMHE MAAF kar dai ga.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Barish ka Qatra Seep or Saanp dono k Muh mai Girta hai
SEEP usse MOTI bana deta hai
Saanp usse Zehar bana deta ha
jiska jesa Zarf wesi Takhliq
Saturday, March 03, 2012
The worst thing in life is 'ATTACHMENT'.
It hurts when u lose it.
The best thing is 'LONELINESS'
Bcz it teaches u evrything & when u lose it, u got evrything
Saturday, March 03, 2012
A Beautful Saying:
"If Ur Eyes R Positive U Wud
Like All The People In The World".
But
"If Ur Tongue Is Positive All
D People In D World Wil Like U.."
Saturday, March 03, 2012
A beautiful quote:
"Whats more painful?
When a person whom u trust, hurts u or a person whom u hurt, still trusts u."
Saturday, March 03, 2012
"Between yesterday's mistakes and tomorrow's hope
there is a fantastic opportunity that is"TODAY",so live it Lively!!"
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Never make your feelings like a garden, so that everyone walks on it.
Let them be like the sky so that everyone wishes to touch it!!!
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Tujhe ansuon bhari woh dua mile..
Jise kabhi na rad KHUDA kare..
Tujhe hasrat na rahy khushi ki..
Tere angan me Mohabaton ki esi hawa chale..
.ø AMEEN
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Every test in our life makes us bitter or better.
Every problem comes to make us or break us.
Choice is our whether we become victm or victor!
Saturday, March 03, 2012
When GOD takes away
something from your hand,
dont think He’s punishing u…
he is merely emptying ur hand,
for u 2 receive something better.
Have Faith!!!
Saturday, March 03, 2012
The true test of character of a person
is not how much we know how to do,
but how we behave
when we don’t know
what to do..!!”
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Life is a paradox
whatever u want,
u don’t get
whatever u get,
u don’t enjoy
whatever u enjoy,
is not permanent
whatever is permanent,
is boring …!
Saturday, March 03, 2012
The trouble with a rat race
is that even if u win,
u are still a rat.
So always run with lions.
no matter even if u r defeated,
U are still a lion.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Life gives answer in 3 ways…
It says Yes & gives u what u want,
It says no and gives u something better,
It says wait and gives u the Best!
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Lucky means who get the opportunity.
Brilliant means who create the opportunity.
Winner means who use the opportunity.
Be a winner always.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Life doesn’t provide Warranties & Guarantees…
it only provides possibilities & opportunities
for those who dare to make best use of it!
Good Day!
Saturday, March 03, 2012
When youur fear touches
someones pain, it becomes pity,
when your love touches
someones pain,it becomes compassion
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Don’t define ur failure by looking at somebody’s Success.
Also don’t define ur Success by looking at somebody’s failure.
Set ur own targets everyday to break!
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Success is like tip of the tail !!!
If cat runs to catch the tail.
It has to keep running forever.
But if it walks in its own style,tail follows!!
Live life with ur own rules
Saturday, March 03, 2012
As we sail through life,
dont avoid Storms & Rough waters,
just let it PASS… Sail on!
Because Calm Seas
will never make Skilled Sailors.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Speak less to people whom u love most…..
Because if they cant understand ur silence…..
They can never understand your words….
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Erasers are for people who make errors.
But a better saying:
Erasers are for people willing to correct their mistakes.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
I life, dont expect anything from anyone.
Because expectation, when not fulfilled, gives you pain.
When you get something without expecting it,
It gives you pleasure.
Keep doing your part
And leave the rest to God.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Din ki roshni main “RIZQ” talash karo,
aur RAAT ki tariki main “USAY”
talash karo jo tumhain “RIZQ” deta hai.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
“A hopeless person feels
difficulty in every chance”
&
“A hopeful person feels
a chance in every difficulty”
[Hazrat Ali (A.S)]
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Live is 10% of what heppend to you
And 90% of how you respond to it!
So think before you respond.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Silent lips may avoid many problems,
But smiling lips may solve many problems,
So always have a smile on ur face
in the beautiful journey called “LIFE”
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Smooth roads never make good drivers!
Smooth sea never makes good sailors!
Clear Skies never make good pilots!
Problem free life never makes a strong & good person!
Be strong enough to accept the challengers of life.
Don’t ask Life
“Why me?”
Instead say
“Try Me!”
Saturday, March 03, 2012
A leader is one who
knows the way,
goes the way
and
shows the way.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
You must have
long range goals
to keep you
from being frustrated
by short range failures
Saturday, March 03, 2012
You can tell more about a person
by what he says about others
than
you can by what others say about him.
(Leo Aikman)
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Being a good person
is like a being a goal keeper
No matter how many goals we save,
People will remember
only the one that you missed.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
IKHTIYAR, TAAQAT aur DOULAT
aisi cheezain hain jin k milnay say log
badaltay nahin BAYNAQAB hotay hain
(Hazrat Ali)
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Ustaad ki maar baap k pyar se achi hai
[HAZRAT LUQMAN (A.S)]
Chand k baghair raat bekar hai, aur ilm k baghair zehan.
[HAZRAT ABU BAKAR(RAA)]
Jo tujhey teri khamiyan batayewo tera dost hai.
[HAZRAT UMER (RAA)]
Ghareeb wo hai jis ka koi dost na ho.
[HAZRAT ALI (RAA)]
Saturday, March 03, 2012
6 rules to be HAPPY:
Free your heart from hatred;
Free your mind from worries;
Live simply;
Expect less;
Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Best inspiring message of the year?
If u r born poor, its not your mistake
BUT
if u die poor, its your mistake
- BILL GATES
Saturday, March 03, 2012
A mind, like a home,
is furnished by its owner,
so if ones life is cold and bare
he can blame none but himself.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
A helping word to one in trouble
is like a switch in a railroad track …
an inch between wreck and
smooth, rolling prosperity.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
A happy person is not a person
in a certain set of circumstances,
but rather a person with
a certain set of attitudes.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
A FaCT :
When you are up in life,
Your friends get to know who you are.
But
When you are down in life,
You get to know who your friends are…
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Gulab ka phool bano!
Q k yeh phool
us k hath mein bhi khusbu chor deta hai
jo isay masal kar phaink deta hai.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
5 chizon ki 5 jaga hifazat karni hay..
1:Mehfil me ZUBAN ki
2:Bazar me ANKH ki
3:NAMAZ me DIL ki
4:Dastarkhuwan me PAYT ki
5:Nigah mein HAYA ki
Saturday, March 03, 2012
A race horse that consistently
runs just 1 second faster
than others is worth millions of dollars more.
Don’t compromise on 2nd position in life.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Silence & smile are two powerful tools.
Smile is the way to solve many problems.
&
Silence is the way to avoid many problems.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Winning horse doesn’t knows why it runs in the race,
It runs because of the beat and pains…
Life is a race,god is your rider,
So if u r in pain then think,
Gods want you to win…
Saturday, March 03, 2012
If a drop of water falls in
lake there is no identity.
But if it falls on a leaf of lotus
it shine like a pearl.
so choose the best place
where you would shine..
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Never expect things to happen..
struggle and make them happen.
never expect yourself to be given a good value
create a value of your own.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
3 cheezain zindagi me 1 bar milti hain
1.Waalden
2.Husn.
3.Jawani
3 cheezain soch samajh ker uthao
1.Qadam
2.Qasam
3.Qalam
3 chizain soch ker karo
1.Mohabbat
2.Bat
3.Faisla
3 chizin kisi ka intezar nahin kartien
1.Maut
2.Waqt
3.Umar
3 chizein choti na samjho
1.Qarz
2.Farz
3.Marz
parho samjho or amal bhi karo
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Always have a unique character like SALT,
It’s presence is not felt
but
it’s ABSENCE makes all things “TASTELESS”
Saturday, March 03, 2012
When the time comes for you to give
your heart to someone,
make sure that u select someone who
will never break your heart,
coz broken hearts have no spare parts.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Ur sky is as much as u’d want to reach,
ur life is as lonely as u’d like to make;
Ur joy is as much as u decide to feel,
ur nite is as long as you decide to wake.
No one sets the limit for u,
no one can etch the span of the sky,
all u need to do is rise,
spread ur wings & decide to fly.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
No one will manufacture a lock without a key.
Similarly, God wont give problems without solutions.
So defeat your problems with great confidence.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
When GOD solves your problems,
You have faith in his abilities….
When he doesn’t solve your problems,
He has faith in your abilities…
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Always b the reason
of some1’s HAPPINESS
never b just a part of it
b a part of some1’s SADNESS
never be the reason for it.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Success is never permanent.
Failure is never final.
so always do not stop effort
until your victory makes a history.
Good luck
Saturday, March 03, 2012
We always feel bad
&
think that good things
happen only to others
But we forget that we
are others for someone else.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Q. 1 car ka nmbr ha 13019,us ma swar 2 girls driver ki relative ha.
un ka rishta car k nmbr se niklta ha,btao kia ho ga?
Rply how much genius?
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Ameer ko ___ki zroorat hoti hai
Garib k pas ___ hota hai.
Hum ___ khaye to mar jayenge
3no me 1 hi word ata hai.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
CHALLENGE
============
Aik Gali mein...... bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik ........ aurat guzri Uss ......... aurat ne hath mein ......... pakri thi un ........ bachon ne uss ....... Aurat ki ...... gira di.
in 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga,
Reply must
If u r genius
Saturday, March 03, 2012
4___4___4___4 = 20
Use +, -, /, * to solve it.
It's a challenge.solve kr k btao.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Question :-
Koi b function ho ya daily ki routine ho girls aik sath aik room main dress change kr leti hain..
Mgr
Boys aik dosre k samne dress kabi change nai krte..
WHY....??
Kia koi is ka answer de sakta hai..??
Forward this msg to all boys and find intersting answers...! REPLY ME FRST
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Dimag hai to jawaab do.?
Apki behan k jija ki saas ki nawaisi k mamo ki biwi ki saas k shohar k potay ji dadi ki beti k shohar ki saas apki kon hai???
Saturday, March 03, 2012
1 3 5 7 9 11 13 15 17 19 Ye sab numbers mill kr
100 bante hain in me se koi bhi 5 number mila kr
50 banain Its "challenge" for u..iam waiting for ur anwser.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Wo konsi cheez hai jo bnane wala bech deyta hai
.
Kharedne wala istemal nahi kerta
.
Or jo istemal kerta hai os ko maloom nahi hota
CHALLENGE
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Saturday, March 03, 2012
What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?
…
You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!
Saturday, March 03, 2012
no men no women
no women no love
no love no sex
no sex no children
no children no school
no school no homework
no homework no problems!
Saturday, March 03, 2012
I am a thing Teachers hate me cow likes me monkey eats me.
I am a 9 letter word
_0_ _ m_ _ y_
What am i?
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Aik larka aur aik larki..
Na wo pati patni..
Na wo behn bhai..
Larki ki susar larkai k susar ka baap hai..
To larki aur larkai ka kia rishta howa??
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Solve this I live in water,
if u cut my head i m at ur door,
if u cut my tail i m a fruit,
if u cut both then i m with u.
Who m i? Solve kro Maan jaon.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
R U SMARTER
Then tell.?
Pakistan ka aesa city jis ko urdu mein likhtay waqt 15 nuqtay dalnay pärtäy hain.
Answer : Pak Patan Shareef / پاک پتن شریف
Saturday, March 03, 2012
"M A L O F A K I E O"
In alfaaz ko sahi tarteeb de kr english ka aik sentence banta
hai jo sacha pyar karne wala bana sakta hai its challenge 4 you.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
1.Wo kia hai jo har insan tu dekhta hai lakin Allah nhi dekhta?
2. Kis muqadas maqam pe namaz ada nhi ho sakti?
3. Kon se 2 jurm hain jo takmil ko puhnch jaen tu dunia ka koi qanun saza nhi de sakta lakin takmil se pehle pakre gaey tu saza maut hai?.
It is chalange for u.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Choose any 1 then i wil tel u abt ur heart's secret: 1.Silver ring 2.Golden shoes 3.Red duptta 4.White pers 5.Black eyez Reply must. Im waiting 4 ur ans!
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Silver ring: dil ki bat dil me rakhte ho kisi ko btana psnd nai
Golden shoes: Apny sweetHeart sy bht pyar krte ho
Red Duptta: Bht romantic ho khud pr yaqeen rahkte ho
White pers: apna life partnar simple chahte ho
Black eyez: Bht romantic ho kisi ko apni jan se b zada chahte ho.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
PagaL khanay ka
Incharge,
1 PagaL se,
"Aap theek hain is liye Apko chorra ja raha hai
Magar Afsoos
KaL Jis PagaL ko ap ne Swimming PooL mei
Doobney se Bachaya tha Aj Us ne Phanda Daal k Khudkushi karli."
PagaL:
"Us ne Khudkushi Nai ki
wo to maine Usay sookhney k liye latka diya tha.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Sochta hon apk dil main utar kar dekhon,_,
=DOST=
Konsa purza kharab hai jo apko sMs karney nahi deta..
(.")/ chotaay
) ( 12 ka pana liya.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Log mnzil ko mushkl smjte hen
Hm mushkl ko manzl smjhte hen
Logo me or hm me srf itna frq ha
K log dil ko drd dete hen
or
Hm drd dene wale ko dil dete hen.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
"Wo dost umar bhar ka saath kia dega Jaani
Jisne police ki gari dekh k bike se utaar dia
(,")/
<)) Abay utar
/\ tere paas
gutka hy.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Na Zindgi ki fizaon me yad rkhna.
Na Dil ki sadaon me yad rakhna.
Yehi tohfa boht hoga apka merey liye.
Khaloos-e-dil sey Duaon me yad rkhna.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Teri muskan meri pehchan hai,
teri khushi mera aarmaan hai,
kuch bhi nahi meri zindagi bus itna samajh le,
"DOST"
teri dosti hai to meri jaan hai..
Saturday, March 03, 2012
C.I.D sher arz hai..
shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai
wah wah..
Sham ka suraj dhal chuka hai..
Oh my G0D! DAYA yeh t0 mar chuka hai.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Husband 2 wife.
Ek writer ne likha hai k
"Shohar ko b Ghar k Mamlo me bolne ka Haq hona chahiye"
Wife-
Wo Bechara bhi dekho Likh hi paya, Bol Nahi Saka.!
Friday, March 02, 2012
Kbi jo ghabra jao dunya ki wehshton sy,,
Hmyn Awaz dy lena akely hm b hoty hain..!'
Friday, March 02, 2012
'Log Aisay Wafa
say Dartay hain,
Jaisay Bachay
Bala se Dartay hain..!'
Friday, March 02, 2012
'Answer me these..
My nikname should be?
...
The thing u like most about my face?..
If i was a colour,
which colour i should be?..
If i was a car,
what car would i be?..
If i was a city,
what city would i be?..'
Friday, March 02, 2012
'teri yadon sy hai zindagi main ronaq
dost
is liye apni nahi teri zindagi ki dua karte hain..........'
Friday, March 02, 2012
'kaha tha na!
k yun sotey huway mat chor k jana,
mujai be-shak jaga daina, bata daina!
tumhein rasta badalna hai,
meri had sai nikalna hai,
tumhein kis bt ka dar tha?
k hum janey nahi daingey?
kahin pey qaid kar lain gey?
AREY PAGAL....!
muhabat ki tabiyat mein zabardasti nahe hoti.
jisey rasta badalna ho, usey rasta bdlney sey, jisey had sey nikalna ho, use had sey nikalney sey na koi rok paya hai na koi rok paye ga.
mager ik baat keh dalein, tumhein khoney sey dartey hein, HUM AB SONEY SEY DARTEY HAIN:
KAHA THA NA!!!!!!'
Friday, March 02, 2012
'Love is a symbol of eternity.
It wipes out all sense of time,
destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.'
Friday, March 02, 2012
'Bikhre rishton ko koi roop dedo
khilte Phoolon ko thorhi dhoop dedo,
aapki yaad aayi to yaad kiya hamne,
aap hamari yaad aane ka koi saboot dedo.'
Friday, March 02, 2012
'Khata hogai to saza suna do,
“Dil me itna dard ha waja bata do,
“Dair hui yaad karne me zaror lekin,
“Tum ko bhula denge ye khayal Dil se bhula do.'
Friday, March 02, 2012
'NOBODY wants U
NOBODY Loves U
NOBODY misses U
NOBODY needs U
NOBODY cares about U
NOBODY makes U happy,
Don’t Cry My Name is ” NOBODY “ Read it Now……!'
Friday, March 02, 2012
'Usne dheeme se narm lehje me maazrat ki mj se...Mere liye ye mumkin nhi k tmhen ab dilaason me rakhun!
Ab ta'lluq torne me hi behtari hy mje bhool jao....! Ho sake to maaf kr dena!!
Bure alfaz me yad rakhna nhi! Dil ye sun ke bht ro dia tha!Is qadar k ab tk sambhal na saka!!!... tum bare saffak thehre...suno!
Main tumhenmaf kese karungi ye alag dastan hy!
Mgr rat ke aakhri pehr me roz palken bhigoti hun! Sir sajde me rakh ke use Ek hi bd'dua deti hun...
KHUDAYA!!! Use itni khushyan dena k uska daman tung pr jaye....!!!'
Friday, March 02, 2012
'Taskeen-e-Dil Key Liye Guftagu Kertey Hain Log'''
Malom to humey bhi Hai Key Hum Kisi Ko Ache Nahi Lagtey''''
Friday, March 02, 2012
'Some people say ” don’t believe in love ”
Some people say ” believe in love ”
But i say i don’t believe in those people who say ” believe & don’t believe.
I believe my self..'
Friday, March 02, 2012
Agar ap ko ye ikhtiyar de diya jae k ap pori duniya main jis se chaho "SHADI" kar sakte ho...,
Tu ap kise select karte..., ?
"Reply Must"'
Friday, March 02, 2012
'Ye soch kar tujhy hadd say zeyada chahtey hain ,,
.....SAHIR......
Teri sohbat mein rahein gey to 'Sanwar' jaein gay.....'
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Boy:
Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
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.
.
ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
BHARWA
.
BHARWA
BHARWA
BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
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.
.
Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Teacher says,
.
Agar apna
character acha
karna chahte ho to
apni har teacher ko
maa samjho
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.
.
.
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Student :
per miss is se hamary papa ka character kharab hoga.
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Sab Kehte Hain K 9 Maheeno Main ho Jata hai,
Par Ab to 10 wa Maheena Start ho Gaya hai,
.
Aakhir Ye Kab hoga?
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.
.
1. Time Change
2. Weather Change.
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Pehly bahon main uthana,
.
Phir kiss kerna,
.
Phir bed per letana,
.
Pher tangain uthana,
.
Uf
.
Kitna
.
Mushkil hay,
.
Bachay ko pamper pehnana.
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
GIRL apne jaise jwan PROFESSOR se.sir mai kuch b krun gi pas hone k liye
.
PROF:kuch b?
.
GIRL:han
.
PROF:to jao or khoob study kro
.
MORAL:Har koi _VE SOCH nahi rakhta
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Life is different than teacher, A Teacher teaches lesson, then keeps the exam.
But the life keeps the exam first, then teaches the lesson
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Read This SLowLy ‘LIFEISNOWHERE’
What Did U Read? LiFe Is No Where!! OR LiFe IS Now Here!!
Just BeautifuL Line To Say, ‘LiFe Depends On The Way We Look It’.
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Shut Up”
S=surprises 4 u H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u So again.. Shut Up……
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Hello hello mera lelo kya? Salam. bolo bolo apni kholo. kya?
ZUban DEkho apni khol k dekho kya ?
AAnkhien Kitna bara hai mera kya? DIL
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
KISSING at the top, HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom! Do you know the ANSWER? what? huh.. dont think dirty.. Its a.. “CIGARETTE!”
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Aap ko ‘CHODA’..Aap ko pir ‘CHODA’Aap ko bar bar ‘CHODA’Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye’CHODA AUGUST’ mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha, Jawab us k sawal ka..
Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya, Haath se phool gulab ka..
Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo, Deedar mere husne shabab ka..
Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai, Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?
Malooum hai kahan Se ?
DOOR SE
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
'Jate hue us shakhs ne ek ajab bad'dua si dua di...
Tujhe mile do jahan ki khushiyan par koi mujh sa na mile... ;('
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
'Thukra ker Mohabat meri
kahan jane ka irada he,
mujhe zindagi k kis morr
pe lane ka irada he?
ye jo ab khafa khafa
se rhne lage ho
ye piyar ka urooj he ya
shorr jane ka irada he,
jate jate ye to bata jao
k
mere piyar main kami thee
ya kisi aur se dil lagane ka irada he,
mere baad meri yaad aae
to murr k na dhekhna a
piyare
kiun k tere baad mera bhee
is duniya ko shorr jane ka irada he...'
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
'kitni 'veerani c reh
jati he dil ki basti
dost
jab kuch log yaad
kiye bina hee neend kr jate hain'
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
'Dosto'n Raat Ko Prhte Prhte Ek Khayal Aya.....
Phir Kya Pen Uthaya Aur Likh Di Ek Nai Equation:
Bed+Razai= Bhar Me Gai Prhai....'
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
'Dosto'n Raat Ko Prhte Prhte Ek Khayal Aya.....
Phir Kya Pen Uthaya Aur Likh Di Ek Nai Equation:
Bed+Razai= Bhar Me Gai Prhai....'
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
'Altaf bhai apk jalse se ek cheez pata chali he k
My God karachi ki larkiyan kya dance krti hn
Thnks altaf bhai ap na hote to pata hi nai chalta'
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
'Kuch larkian ahista ahista deti hain
kuch larkian jaldi de deti hain
or kuch larkiyon ko baith kar denay mein maza aata hay
or kuch to aisi hain k unhen khara ho kar denay mein maza aata hay.
.
.
her kisi ka JHAROO denay ka andaz mukhtalif hota hay ...
.
.
.
.
Ik vari fer teri soch ko 80 topo ki salami'
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
'1 bacha muskurate hue paida hua.
Nurse: Q hans rahe ho?
Bache ne muthi kholi or CHABi Wali goli nikal kr dikai or bola
PAPA ko b0l dena, DON ko r0kna mushkil hi nai
namumkin hai.'
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
'1. kia aap pani k andar roa skte ho?
2.kia machli ko piyas lgti he?
3.parinde sony k baad perron se girte kiun nhn?
4.Round pizza square box mein kiun aata he?
5.gilue apni bottle pe kiun nhn chipakta?
6.I LOVE YOU swal nhn to phir hamesha iska jawab kiun manga jata he?'
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
'Qalam ki nok se tujhe salam likh rha hun.
kuch khoon se piyar se likh rha hun.
A mere dost parrhna isko zra adab se.
main apni zindagi tere naam likh rha hun.'
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
'Ajeeb hi rishta raha kuch us shaks se
*^_^*"SAHAR"*^_^*
Na nafrat ki waja mili na Muhabbat ka sabab mila.'
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
'1 Danishwar se poochha gya:
Ghussa kya hy..?
Buhat Khoobsurat Jwab mila:
"Kisi ki ghalti ki saza khud ko dena.!'
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
A fulfiling future belongs 2 those wit strong vision and resilence.
It doesn't matter where U might be now.
Starting well n finishing strong is what counts
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
pholoon ki wadi mai ho basera tera
sitaron k angan mai ho ghar tera
dua hai ik dost ki ik dost ko.....
k tuj se b khobsurat ho muqadder tera....
God bless u..
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
May Allah grant u a sun beam to warm u,
moon beam to charm u,
an angel so no one can harm u,.....be smile now
wish u best of luck.i m not there but my preayers are with u.
Good luck& best wishes for ever.....
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
As a final incentive before giving up a difficult task,
try to imagine it succeessfully accompliced by someone
you voilently hate
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
When u face problems in life,
don't ask GOD to take them away.
Ask Him to show His purpose- Ask ways how to live a day searching his purpose for you.
GOD BLESS And VERY BEST OF LUCK!!!
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
MAY THE ANGELS PROTECT U.
MAY SADNESS FORGET U...
MAY GOODNESS S AROUND U..
MAY HAPPINESS BE AROUND U...
& MAY ALLAH ALWAYS BLESS U......
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
MAY UR HEART BE HAPPY & UR DAYS BE BRIGHT.
MAY UR ROADS BE SMOOTH & UR BURDENS BE LIGHT...
MAY U FIND THE DREAMS & TOUCH THE STARS & NEVER FORGET HOW SPECIAL U R !!!! GOD BLESS U....
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Stealing the blue from the splashing seas,
A tinge of green from the youthful trees,
A bit of orange from the sunset hues,
With crystal white from the morning dews,
I have framed a bright and colourful wish
Just for you...............
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Soft Speech clean heart,
peaceful eyes, strengthful hands,
focussed mind and determined decision with God's Love.
Alway Makes you winner.<<<<<<
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him.
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it.
Good Luck
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U,
but to help U realise ur hidden potential and Power,
Let Difficulties know that U too are DIFFICULT((ALWAYZ THINK +IVE))
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
I wish a wish for u.Its a wish I wish for few.
The wish I wish for u is that all ur wishes come true so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with u.
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Har kamyabi pe apka nam hoga,
Apke har kadam pe duniya ka salam hoga,
Mushkilo ka samna himmat se karna,
Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka gulam hoga...
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Every sunset gives us one day less to live!
But every sunrise give us\,
one more to hope!So, hope for the best.
Good afternoon&good luck for our luv and our coming examinations.....
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Past is experience, Present is experiment. Future is expectation!!!
Use ur experience in your experiments to get your expectations..
** Wish u a happy life**
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow,
Sometimes we must fail in order to know,
Sometimes we must lose in order to gain
Because some lessons in life are best learned through pain.
Have a blessed day !
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Never say u r happy when u r sad..
never say u r fine when u r not ok..
never say u feel good when u feel bad,..
never say u r alone when i m still alive...
good luck and best wishes for ever.............
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
With my
1 Heart...
2 eyes...
5 litre blood...
206 bones...
1.2million Red Cells...
60 trillion D.N.A.'s...
I wish u "All the very best of LUCK"...
Monday, February 27, 2012
Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday...
Monday, February 27, 2012
I Wish 4 " U "
Great start 4 Monday
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No stress 4 Wednesday
No worry 4 Thursday
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday
& Great fun 4 Sunday
"Have a beautiful and smart week."
Monday, February 27, 2012
Care for the one who shares with u,
share with the one who knows u,
know the one who MISSES u,
MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u,
Wish u all the Best
Monday, February 27, 2012
The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal/ success is part of the rewards. Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward........ BEST WISHES
Monday, February 27, 2012
Every sunset gives us one day less to live!
But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope!
So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck!
Monday, February 27, 2012
'"GREAT SAYS"
Jinhe khwab dekhna acha lagta hy,
Unhe RAAT chOti lagti hy.
Or jinhe khwab pOre krna acha lagta hy,
Unhe DIN chOta lagta hy.
Have a nice day.....'
Monday, February 27, 2012
'Kitne armano se Shadi ki rat uska Ghongat uthaya
Wo bare piyar se boli. Aap Sherwaani main aik dam "ZARDARI" lag rahe hain..
:p
TALAQ TALAQ TALAQ :'
Monday, February 27, 2012
'Gham b diye to yoon,k na wapis liye khabi
Un k hamaari zaat pe,ehsaan hi rahy'
Monday, February 27, 2012
'Har Raat Ko Tum Itna Yaad Aatay Ho K Hum Bhool Gaye Hain
................
K Ye Raatain Khwabon K Liye Hoti Hai Ya Tere Yaadon K Liye..'
Monday, February 27, 2012
Ye Tareek Raatain
Ye Dobte Hoye Arman
Ye Jaltay diay
Ye Bujhti Shammain
Ye Kuch Or Nahi
Sirf
.
.
.
.
.
WAPDA Ki Bagherti Hy'
Monday, February 27, 2012
'Chellenge 4 all Genious.
U r driving a car. Driver k 7 jo shakhs betha hai uski age 26 hai. aur driver k peechhy 2 shakhs bethay hain. Aik ki age 20 saal hai. aur 2nd ki age 27 saal hy. To driver ki kya age hai?
If u r genious, then reply in 10 mints.'
Monday, February 27, 2012
'Bo Kar ZamEEN E DiL men teri AarZoo K BEEj,
BAithay Hain ik Ghareeb Zameendar Ki Tarah...'
Monday, February 27, 2012
'"Hurting someone who really cares for u,
is as easy as throwing stone in the lake,
but u don't know how deep that stone goes."'
Monday, February 27, 2012
'Teri "AWAZ"tere roop ki"Pehchan"ha,
Tere"DIL"ki
dharkan mere dil ki"Jaan"hai,
Na Karon jis roz tuj ko yad"
Lagta hai us roz mera jism hi
"Be-jaan"hai'
Monday, February 27, 2012
'Pojnay se pathar kabhi "KHUDA" nahi hotay
Wafaoon k silay lazim "WAFA" nahi hotay
Wo mujh se meri muhabat ki Gehraai puchta hy
Chashmay jitne b Gehray hon "DARYA" nahi hotay
Har kisi k jalnay ka Apna Andaz hota hy
Parwanay jitna b jalen magar "DIA" nahi hotay
Tum jab b chalna Apnay peron par hi chalna
Aj kal k log kisi ka "AASRA" nahi hotay
Wo mujhy kaanta samajh k gira gaya rahon mein
Usay kya khabar k phool kabhi kanton se "JUDA" nahi hotay..'
Monday, February 27, 2012
'Jahan ki khilvat me zulzul nhi ayega
Gham-e-tohin se qabal nhi ayega
Maklul ki Ibarat hai ye qurfa "wasi"
Dimagh phat jayega par ye msg samajh nhi ayega! :p'
Monday, February 27, 2012
'Kabhi yeh haal k donu mein yak-dili thi
Mohsin...
Kabhi yeh mar'hala k jesy aashnai na thi.'
Monday, February 27, 2012
Woh Shaks Bhala Mera Kia Saath Nibhaye Ga
FARAZZ
Mosam Ki Tarah Jis ne Seekha Hai Badal Jana
Monday, February 27, 2012
WO Bewafa Nahi Magar Itna Zaror Hai
FARAZ
Pehle Wo Jis Tarah ka Tha Wesa Nahi
Monday, February 27, 2012
Wo Dekho Swimming Pool Main Naha Rahay Hain Loog
FARAZZ
Eik Tera Gaaon Hai Jahan Pani Hi Nahi Aata
Monday, February 27, 2012
Uss Se Milte Hee Yeh Ehsas Hua Tha Mujhko
FARAZ
Ye Wohi Shaks Hai Jo Lambi Judai De Ga
Monday, February 27, 2012
Theek Likha Tha Mere Haath Ki Lakeeron mein
FARAZ
Tu Agar Pyar Kere Ga To Bikher Jaye Ga
Monday, February 27, 2012
Mere jazbat se waqif he maira qalm.
FARAZ
Main pyar likhon to tera nam likha jata he.
Monday, February 27, 2012
Main Ek Aansuu Hi Sahi, Hoon Bohat Anmol Magar
FARAZ
Yun Na Palko?n Se Gira Ker Mujhe Mitti Main Mila
Monday, February 27, 2012
Mudatoon baad mila to naam pooch liya ! FARAZ.
bicharte waqt jis ne kaha tha k tum bohat yaad aaoge
Monday, February 27, 2012
Piyaas aisi ke pee jaon samunder saaray…
Naseeb aisa ke Muyassar zeher bhi nahi…
Wafaain koi humse seekhay “Faraz”
“Jisse” toot ke chaha “Usse” khabar bhi nahi..!
Monday, February 27, 2012
Paper Se Pehle Ki
“DUA”
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga … ;->
Monday, February 27, 2012
Aasuwon Ke Saagar Mein Moti Bhi Milthe Hain
FARAZ
Jo Unhe Doond lete hain, Wahi Zindagi Jee Lete Hain
Monday, February 27, 2012
Na Waqt Itna K
Sallybus Pura Kia Jaye
Na Tarkeeb Koi k Exam
Pass Kia Jaye
Na Jane Kon Sa Dard
Dia Hy Is Parhai Ne
Na Roya Jaye
Aur
Na Soya Jaye … ;->
Monday, February 27, 2012
~SUNO~ Aisa nhi krty “Jb paper aata hi na ho to ink zaya nhi krty”
~SUNO~ Jb nakal ka chance ho
to phir prha nhi krty”
~SUNO jb dost laaik ho apna,
to booti laya nhi krty.
Suno examinr ko galiyaan dete hen,
sir pe charhaya nhi krty.
Suno yahaan ka system ulta hy,
jo gues me hun swal wo aya nhi krty.
Suno ye boht hassaas ghari hoti hy,
dost ko paper me azmaya nhi krty.
~SUNO~ jb paper ata ho,
kisi ko dikhaya nhi krty…
Monday, February 27, 2012
Raat Bari Mushkil Se Sulaya Hai Khud Ko Main Ne FARAZ..
Warna Light Kay Bagair Kon PAGAL Sota Hai . . . ? ?
Monday, February 27, 2012
Guzray howey Exaams ko Yaad na karna..!!
Answer sheet main jo likha hai uski Faryad na krna,
Jo Hoga wo to Hoga..!!
Uski Fikar main Apney HOlidays barBaad Na Karna:)
Monday, February 27, 2012
Yeh hum nahin kehtay ghar wale kehtay hain,
FARAZ
k nend main bhi hum aapka naam lia kertay hain
Monday, February 27, 2012
★`•..•´★`•..•´★`•..•´★`•..•´★`•..•´★`•..•´★
Khizan k zard patton ka wo manzar yaad karta hai
Usay kehna usay ya janay wala Decemberka bohat yaad karta hai
★`•..•´★`•..•´★`•..•´★`•..•´★`•..•´★`•..•´★
Saturday, February 25, 2012
Best sms of my life
1 din "Maa"se pocha tha k jin ki Maa nahi hoti un k lye Dua kon karta hai,
Wo boli Drya ager sokh b jaye to rait se nami nahi jati.
Saturday, February 25, 2012
IN £IFE..
WHEN U GET TROUBLES,
DON'T GET NERVOUS...
JUST CLOSE UR EYES & FOLLOW UR HEART...
COZ HEART IS IN THE £EFT BUT IT IS ALWAYS RIGHT...
Saturday, February 25, 2012
Being a good person is like being a goal keper
No matter how many brilliant saves u hav on ur record
People will remember only da one u missed
THAT'S LIFE!
Saturday, February 25, 2012
Success is not Permanent.
And:~
Failure is not Final.
So:~
Never Stop Working after Success.
And:~
Never Stop Trying after Failure.
Saturday, February 25, 2012
Hum Ko Kya Badlega Zamana,
Hum To Zamane Ko Badalne Ka Zazba Rakhte Hain,
Hoke Zamin Ke Khakh,
Aasmaan Chhune Ka Hosla Rakhte Hain
Saturday, February 25, 2012
When u feel God is rubbing u against da rocks,
don't think that u will ruin down 2 dust,
it's just that he is polishing a gem,
coz u are precious
Saturday, February 25, 2012
"Jis ka raabta
"Allah" ke saath ho wo naakaam naheen hota"
"Naakaam wo
hota hai Jis ki
umeedein
duniya walon se
waabsta hon"
Saturday, February 25, 2012
How to Propose a bhangi?
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Is mai bhi intersted ho...!
Qasam se tum log kon ho yaaarr!!!
Tharki
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Two Advices for married couple:
1. Never laugh at your wife's choice...
You Are One of them
2. Never be proud of your choices...
Your wife is one of them...:):)
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Aik GADHA tha,
Wo Sms Parh Raha Tha,
Usay Pata Tha k Sender ne Usay GADHA Kaha Hai,
Wo Phir b Sms Parh Raha Tha..
Beychara GADHA Jo Tha!
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Life is like a drama:
If u r sad (TRAGEDY)
If u r afraid (SUSPENSE)
If u r angry (ACTION)
If u look in da mirror (COMEDY)
NOW U R SMILING THAT'S (HORROR)!
Thursday, February 23, 2012
All flowerz don't represent Luv but..
Rose did it.
All birds can't speak but..
Parrot did it.
All monkeys can't read msgs but..
U did it. Welldone
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Wo SUBAH ka Sukoon
Wo PANI ki Thandak
Wo SAABUN ki Khushbu
Wo DHULAY hue chehre ki Khubsurati
Aap kya Jaano
Ye to sirf Muu Dhone wale he jante hain
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Jab se tumhein jana hai,
Jab se tumhein paya hai,
Her dua mein tera naam aya hai,
Taa k pooch sakun rab se k,
''Yeh tu ne kaisa ajooba
banaya hai..?
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Koi Insan Agr Ankhe Band Karke Muje 3 Baar Pukare
To Me Uske Samne Aa Jata Hu.
Try Karo
1
2
3
Nahi Aaya?
Are Yaar Insano Ki Baat Ki Thi.
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Apki medical report a gyi hai dekh len
~ ~
Ghabrane ki koi bat nhi ap k ander sirf 2 kerrey hain
Ek apko call nahi krne deta dosra sms
Thursday, February 23, 2012
If A Gorilla Catches U,
What Will U Do?
?
?
I Know U Both Will Start Playing...
Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!
Thursday, February 23, 2012
(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse
(@v@)
( "=" )
Owl
o(o¿o)o
(!)'(!)
Monkey
(@¿@)
"(<>)"
HayAllah! Tusi v?
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Agr koi ap k pas aaye aur kahe,"tum bewaqoof ho"
To koi lamha zaya mat krna us ko gardan se pakrna aur kehna
!
!
Plz Kisi or ko mat batana yar ! ok !
Thursday, February 23, 2012
*"*"*"*"*"*"*"
"Barish ka Zamana hai" :-)
"Musam bi SUHANA hai" :-)
"Ek do sMs to kro" :-) :-)
"Kiya balance ko 2013 tak Chalana hai?" *"*"*"*"
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Actualy
Chemicaly
Physicaly
Biologicaly
Zologicaly
Botanically
Geographicaly
Historicaly
Mathematicaly
Equaly
Finally
Totally
U
R
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"SO pagal
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Dil se dil lagi hum kiya nhi krte,
ye dil hum kisi or ko diya nahi karte,
pasand aa gaya pagal pan tmhara,
wrna har pagal ko hum sms kya nhi krte
Thursday, February 23, 2012
_!_
) | (
!!!!!!!!
*MUBARAK HO*
SMS Na karnay par aap ko
(AWARD OF KANJOOSI 2oo8)
diya jata hai.
Thursday, February 23, 2012
If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, miss call me.
If i m your father, just ignore this message.
Thursday, February 23, 2012
I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….
It’s juts because …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS*******
Thursday, February 23, 2012
(",)
XCÜS€ M€ !!!
_/|_
Kisi ko fikar hy meri..?
Ehsas hy mera..?
Bus me he SmS kroon..?
Mujhy SmS kaun kry ga..
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Khub surat pholon mai,
Haseen wadiyon mai,
Dil kash bagon mai,
Aap jesa
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.
1 kierra zaror hota hai..
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Phone k rishtay b ajeeb hotay hain,
Balance rakh kr b log ghareeb hotay hain,
Msg karnay ki hoti nahi taufeeg jinko
Wo loug b kitnay maskeen hotay hain.
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Khub surat pholon mai,
Haseen wadiyon mai,
Dil kash bagon mai,
Aap jesa
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.
.
1 kierra zaror hota hai..
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Aap Ki 5 Khoobian
1--------
2--------
3--------
4--------
5--------
J Zindgi Vich Koi Changa Kamm Kitta Honda Te Ajj Ae Jaga Khali Na Hondi!:-)
Thursday, February 23, 2012
True meaning of "GIRL":
"G"=GAPSHUP me sabse aage..
"I"=INNOCENT sirf shakal se
"R"=RONE ki automatic machine
"L"=LARAI mei kisi se kam nhi..
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Modern shetan ki 4 nshanian,
1...hath me cell hoga.
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2...angotha key pe hoga.
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3...sms pr k hnsy ga.
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4...sochy ga ab ye sms ks ko bhejon.
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Duniya Ki 2 Bht ßarri Haqeqaten
1.duniya k 95% log apni zuban upar wale danto se nhi lga sktey
2.ye msg parhty hi 99% Idiots ye koshish krtey he.
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Qasam Ki Qasam Tum Bohat Khubsurt Ho
Dunia Ki Nazr Se Khud Ko Bacha Lo
Kajal Ka Tika To Tumhary Liye Kam Hai Jana
Ek Kala TAWA ApnY Gale Me Latka Lo.
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Arz kiya hai :- jale ko Aag kehte hain Bujhe ko khaak kehte hain
wah wah
Aap mein jis cheez ki kami hai us hi ko to"DIMAGH"kehte hain.
Thursday, February 23, 2012
TAJ MEHAL kya cheez he,
is se bari imarat banaunga,
mumtaz to mar k dafan hui thi,
tujhe to me zinda dafnaon ga...
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Faza mein
Ek
Shoar ho rha ha,
Bina SmS k
Dil
Bore ho rha ha,
Ye network
Ki kharabi ha
Ya
Mera
YAÄR
Kuttay ki neend
So rha hai...
Thursday, February 23, 2012
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U dear!
Aapko kya laga Aap nhi bataoge to hamay pata nhi lagega k aaj
"International Donkey Day"
hay.
Naughty ab thnx bol k sharmnda na krna.
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Tip Of The Day:
Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,
U Kno Y?
WhenEver U Face Any Problem
Just C Ur Pic
& Say 3 Times;
"If i Can FaceThis,
i Can Face AnyThing!
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
American : "our dogs find bombs"
Japanese : "our fish play footballs"
Pakistanis : "ye to kuch bhi nahi hamaray to gadhay bhi sms parh laitay hain"...
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
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Meri taraf se tmko Ye kenchi gift.yeh lo aur Logo ki Jaib kato or sms k Lye Paise jama karo
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Aaae,
Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hy
Bole To
Ek dum khalas
Agr Compromise Kerne Ka Hy To
4-5 Jhakaas Se Sms Bhej Daal
warna khalas.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Kanjoson sitam sehnay ki B had hoti Hay,
Kisi ko satanay ki B had hoti Hay,
Sms bhejnay ki koshish karo yaar,
Muft k sms parhnay ki B had oti a
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Tamam KHOBSORAT Logon ko ittaLa di jati hai
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.
...,,.
.
................,
Ap to aise parh Rahe hen jese ye itaLa ap k Liye ho... .:-
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
AAPKI nazron se hum ghayal ho gaye, Aapki smile k hum kayal ho gaye,
SMS kya free
Hue AAP Jaise BUDDHO bhi shayar ho gaye
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Dil main tum
dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho
Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain
Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Girl’s father: “main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray”
Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Ur 5 qualities:
1———
2———
3———
4———
5———
Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
ur face
ur style
ur nature
ur smile
ur looks
Now open your eyes
Free main HORROR film dikhai na?
Chalo thanks bolo;-)
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Congratulation!
Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai
Bayghairut zameen per
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!
Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.
Jaggooo!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,
Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,
kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!
jao nahao (,?. *,?.)
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo
sirf ek bar..
December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,
wo bhegi bhegi ratain,
wo haseen lamhaat,
jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,
jub tum ne..
kaha!
Aande lee loo, garam aande
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,
Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Suno
Mehsoos karo
Badal ki garaj
Bijli ki chamak
Barish ki ek ek boond
Tumse
Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai
?
?
?
?
“NAHA LO”
EID Bohut door hay
:p
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Jubse tumhe dekha hai,
Mera
Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt
Hans hans k bura haal he
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:P
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Read each word Reversely:
A’
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
‘…ylesreveR
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Kbhi ksi ko tang kya nhi karte
Yun bar bar misscall kya nhi karte
Jis ka mobile hai usko wapis kro
Insani cheezon se BANDAR khela nahin karte...
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H
20 Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10 Padte Hein
5 Ko Samjh Me Aata Hai
4 To Kanjus Hote Hein
1 Murga Kismat Se phnsta Hai
Jo Reply Karta Hai
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
JUB Bhi Aap ki yaad Aaye gi
Aap k mobile Par hamare sms ki Baraat Aaye Gi
Sms To hum Aap Ko kar Dein Gey
Lekin Us k Paisey Deney Kya Aap Ki Saas Aaye Gi?
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Phool Khil Kar Udaas Hai
Samandar Ko Aaj Pani Ki Piyaas Hai
Ek Baar AAP Muskura Do
QK,
HAM Ko Dunya Ki
Sab Se
"KHOFNAAK"
MUSKURAHAT
Ki Talaash Hai.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Ye Msg sirf naik logon ko nzar ata hai
THE END.
kesa tha?
Kya nzar nhi aya?
Maine to pehle hi kaha tha ye sirf naik logo ko nazar ata hai.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Kya tm urr sktay ho?
Kya pahaar utha sktay ho?
Kya tm buildng tor sktay ho?
Nai na?
Beta srf shakl bndr jasi hone se koi "hanumaan" nahi ban jata
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Dil say. Shukria,
Hai
Akilmand
Or
Sweet
Wala
Bhejnay
msg
ye
or
hu
bwakuf
wala
pernay
msg
ulta
me
k
hu
kehta
halfia
"mai"
Ab plz nechay se uper perho.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!
Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi
Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha... =P ;->
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Pakistan me
1 samandar
5 darya
9 dame
1843 nahren
638246 kuwain
98834672 nalkey
93167346 tankiyan
734219465 tOtiyan
Pr DOST,
ap nahate phr b nhi hO? :-D
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Mafi nama"
Agr
meri
missbell/sms
se
Aap
preshan
ya
tang
ho to
bila jhijhak
apne
mobile
ko
khench
k
diwar
pr
de
maren
na rhy ga phone!
Na bajy gi tone.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Jub "HUM" paida huey to sheitan ne kaha:
Oh No
ik aur "ANGLE"
lakin jub "AAP" paida huey to sheitan Bola:
Acha sady nal "COMPETITION"
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Ap k khayal ma main apko sms kyun karta hon?
I Miss u..?
I Like u..?
OR
I Need u..?
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.
.
.
Chal bay
Sms package khatam karna Hota hai...is liye:-
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...
Wa wa
wa wa
.
Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...
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.
.
.Itna Romentic SmS Parh Kar Aik Aur Ghada TAIYAR Hogya...
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,
Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.
Wese to kehte Ho
"I Hate Girls"
.
Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Mobile kiya hai?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Answer dhoond rahe ho kiya?
Ye hath me kiya kharboza Pakra hua hai?
Kaise kaise Namoony Mere freinds hain.
toba
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Solid Be Izzati
Girl To Slim Boy:
Apni Body To Dekho
Jaise Haddiyan Hi Haddiyan Hon,,
Boy:
Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Raha Hu
K Mere Pas bitch Kun Khari Hy… ;->
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Husband TV k Saamne betha Ro Raha tha..
Wife: Tum konsa Serial daikh rahe ho jo itna ro rahe ho?
Husband: Ye Serial nahi
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.
.
hamari shadi ki CD hy..!
Friday, February 17, 2012
Q Udas Bethi Ho Kisi Sham Ki Tarha.
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.
.
.
.
.
.
Jharu Pocha Karlo
Mat Betho Had Haram Ki Tarha
Lovely Msg F0r "Bekar" Girlz..
Hahahaha.:-P
Friday, February 17, 2012
Boy: Teri Judai me, Nend urti ha, Jan jati ha, chen khota ha, Dil rota ha...!
Girl: Check krwale Beta Dengi Virus b aesa hi hota hy!;-
Friday, February 17, 2012
A Boy was driving a car,
A Girl was trying to overtake him rashly.
Boy: "Hey... Buffalo!"
Girl Shouts back: You Donkey, Stupid!.
Then She Accidents and hits the Buffalo crossing the Road.
Moral: Girl Never Understand What Boys Say! :-)
Friday, February 17, 2012
Train Mei 3 Girls Bethi Thin
Ek larka unse bola: Apka Naam?
1st: Pinki Behen
2nd: Sara Behen
3rd: Nadia Behen
Girls: Aur Aapka Naam?
Larka: Pappu Behen ,,,,!
Friday, February 17, 2012
Ulfat ka aksar yehi dastur hota hai,
Jise chaho wahi apne se dur hota hai,
Dil tutkar bikharta hai is kadar,
jaise koi kanch ka khilona chur-chur hota hai
Friday, February 17, 2012
Dil Ki Aawaj Ko Izhaar Kehte Hai,
Jhuki Nigaho Ko Ikraar Kehte Hai,
Sirf ‘Jatane’ Ka Naam Ishq Nahi,
Kisi Ki Yaado Me Jeene Ko Bhi Pyar Kahate Hai.
Friday, February 17, 2012
Pardye Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua;
Jaise Hi pardaa Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
Friday, February 17, 2012
Maan Meri Maan
Men kia likhon teri hasti ke liay
Men lafzon men kese tashbeh don tere piyar ki
Meri zaat ko jo bakhsha hay tone
us rang ko kia naam doon
Men aks hoon teri zaat ka
Men tujh se kese juda rahon
Bas ashk hain meri ankhon men
Men kia kahon
Men kia likhon
Bas tere peron ki dhool hoon
Bas tere peron ki dhool hoon
Friday, February 17, 2012
Ay Maa, Piyari Maa
Bohat din howay hai
Mein roya naheen hoon,
Yeh raaten gawa hain,
Meh soya naheen hoon,
Meh rukh kay tere godhdmein apnay sir ko,
Bohat din howay hain kay
Roya naheen hoon.
Friday, February 17, 2012
Maa teri yaad satati hai, mere paas aa jaao,
Thak gayi hoon, mujhe apne aanchal main sulao,
Ungliyaan apni pher kar baalon main mere,
Ek baar phir se bachpan ki loriyaan sunaao !!!
Friday, February 17, 2012
Aaj hawa ne phir se wahi beeti baat dohrayi hai,
Mere guzre bachpan ki yadeen apne sath wo layi hai!
Ek mamta ki chao me maine sari umar beetayi hai,
Apne gamon ke sailabo ko jo has kar sehti ayi hai!
Khali pet na jane unhone kitni raaten bitayi hai,
Najane raato ko jag jag kar kitni loriya gayi hai!
Mere sare zakhmo pe wo marham lagati ayi hai,
Jab bhi dard hua hai mujhe wo ansoo bahati ayi hai!
Mere sare sapno ko manzil ke karib jo layi hai,
Bas unki duaon se hi maine apni pehchaan banayi hai!
Aj mehsoos hua mere andar unki parchayi hai,
Khuskismat hu mai ke maine MAA KI MAMTA payi hai!
Friday, February 17, 2012
Maa Se Pyara To Koi Bol Ho Nahi Sakta,
Maa Ki Mamta Ka Koi Mol Ho Nahi Sakta,
Khud Nahi Khati Hai Bachcho Ko Khila Deti Hai,
Waqt Pe Thapkiya De De Sula Deti Hai,
Sach To Ye Hai K Wo Shhaqs Hai Sabse Gareeb,
Maa Ka Saaya Hota Nahi Jise Duniya Me Nasseeb,
Zakhm Jab Bacche Ko Lagta Hai To Maa Roti Hai,
Aisi Nisbat Kisi Aur Rishte Me Kahan Hoti Hai…
Friday, February 17, 2012
Dekhun Jo Teri Aankhon Ko Mera Har Sapna Jaag Jaaye
Sunoo Jo Teri Baaton Ko Kuch Jajba Bas Jaaye
Chahun Main Aur Kya Is Zindagi Se
Mangu Main Aur Kya Us Khuda Ki Roshni Se
Jo Maa Tujhse Itna Pyaar Mil Jaye…
Friday, February 17, 2012
Khwabon Ki Tasveer Dekta Hun Unki Aankhon Mein
Chaand Ki Roshni Ko Mehsoos Karta Hun Unki Panahon Mein
Main Kya Hun Is Zindagi Mein Meri Pehchaan Hai Kya
Mere Naam Se Judi Har Saans Keh Rahi Hai Sada
Meri Maa Tere Bina Duniya Kitni Sooni Sooni Hai
Jeena Tere Bin Yahan Bas Meri Majboori Hai…
Friday, February 17, 2012
Mom, you’re a wonderful mother,
So gentle, yet so strong.
The many ways you show you care
Always make me feel I belong.
you are patient when I’m foolish;
You give guidence when I ask;
It seems you can do most anything;
You’re the master of every task.
you’re a dependable source of comfort,
you’re my cushion when I fall.
You help in times of trouble,
You support me whenever I call.
I love you more than you know,
you have my totl respect.
if I had my choice of mothers,
You’d be the one I’d select!…
Friday, February 17, 2012
Kabhi Aayi Teri Yaad Maa Toh Hum Jee Bhar Ke Ro Liye
Kabhi Jaageh Hum Saari Raat Toh Kabhi Din Mein Hi So Liye
Aansuo Se Tumhare Na Hone Ka Gam Mita Raha Hu
Kya Batau Kaise Jeeye Ja Raha Hu
Tumhara Dulaar Bahut Yaad Aata Hai
Har Baar Aankho Mein Aansu Chod Jata Hai…
Friday, February 17, 2012
Zindagi Mein Kuch Paya Aur Kuch Khoya
Lekin Tujhe Khona Nhi Chahta Maa
Zindagi Ne Kabhi Hasaya Aur Kabhi Rulaya
Lakin Tujhe Rulana Nhi Chahta Maa
Yaad Aati Hai Bahot Tere Bachpan Ki Wo Lory
Isi Liye Teri God K Elawa Kahin Aur Sona Nhi Chahta Maa
Kitna Daanta Tha Tune Bachpan Mein
Ab Q Nhi Daandti Tu Mujhe Maa
Kaise Zinda Reh Paunga Main Tere Baghair
Kabhi Fursat Mile Mujhe Tu Ye To Bata Maa
Zindagi Tune To Meri Roshan Kar Di
Lekin Khud Kiss Andhere Mein Kho Gayi Tu Maa
Kabhi To Khila Mujhe Apne Hath Ki Roti
Aaj Kal Bhukh Bahoth Lagthi Hai Mujhe Maa
Kahaan Ho Tum, Aa Kar Lagalo Gale Iss Bebas Prince Ko
Na Jane Kis Kaash Main Nikal Jaye Meri Saans Maa…
Friday, February 17, 2012
Khuda Ki Rehmat Hai Humpar Jo Unka Pyaar Mila,
Janaat Se Haseen Kai Yaadon Ka Uphaar Mila,
Kyun Karen Hum Us Khuda Se Ab Koi Shikwa Koi Gila,
Jisne Humko Maa Ka Pyar Dilaya Jisko Paakar Mei Aur Tu Khila….
Kyun Bhool Jaate Hain Hum Us Maa Ko Waqt Ke Saath-Saath,
Nahin Rehta Humko Unka Koi Khayaal,
Kya Hota Hoga Us Maa Ke Dil Ka Haal,
Jisne Hamare Liye Bhula Diya Apna Har Ek Khwaab….
Kyun Khayaal Nahin Rehta Humko Unka,
Wo To Bas Har Pal Hamari Yaad Karti Hai,
Jab Bhi Jaati Hai Kisi Mandir Ya Masjid Mein,
Sabse Pehle Hamari Salamati Ki Dua Karti Hai….
Kya Wajood Hoga Hamara Jo Hum Unko Bhool Jaayen,
Phir Kabhi Tanhai Mei Hum Khud Ko Hi Tadpaayen,
Roye Hum Behisaab Koi Aanshu Pauchene Na Aaye,
Khud Ko Yuhin Koste Rahe Aur Bas Pachtaayen….
Isliye Chaahe Kuch Bhi Ho Aage,
Us Maa Ko Tum Bhool Na Jana,
Mauka Mile Jab Bhi Koi Tumhe,
Us Maa Ko Khushi Diye Jana,
Khushi Ho Ya Gam Ke Baadal,
Sada Khush Rehna Aur Muskurana….
Friday, February 17, 2012
Darte hai aag se kahi jal na jaye
darte hai khwab se kahin toot na jaye
lekin sabse ziyada darte hai aapse
kahin aap hume bhool na jaye..
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Girl: aj mere dil ka opration hy.
B0y: janta hn.
Girl: i love u.
B0y: Me 2.
Opration k
bad jb larki h0sh me I tu srf uska baap khara tha
Girl: Woh kahan hy?
Fathr: tmhen nhi pta tmhen dil kisne dia?
Girl: kya!
(r0te huwe)..
.
.
Father: tafree kr rha hn washroom gya hy
m0rAL: Abba Chichore thy.
Thursday, February 16, 2012
,////,
( “._.” )
>”)(”<
,(”)(”),
Me Shbshe Nalaj Hu
Melko Na
Koi B Sms Ni Kalta
Shab Bisy Hei
Kishiko Meli Yad Ni Aati
Thursday, February 16, 2012
,////,
( “._.” )
>”)(”<
,(”)(”),
Me Shbshe Nalaj Hu
Melko Na
Koi B Sms Ni Kalta
Shab Bisy Hei
Kishiko Meli Yad Ni Aati
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Jail Mai Sardar Ka Dost Us Se Milne Ata Hai,
Or Us Puchta Hai
Tum Se Aisi Kya Galti Ho Gai
Ke Tum Jail Me Ho Sardar:
Main Ne Bank Luta...............
..............................................
Lekin Paise Wahi Ginne Beth Gya.
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya..
Jise Aap Ke roop main maine Paya...
Jo mere dil main aisa samaya...
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.
.
.
Jaise porani haveli main bhoot ka saya....
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Hello Friends,
Mujhe abhi abhi yeh sms apne ek dost se mila aur mujhe laga ki main app logon se ise share karon.
Jinke Pass wo hota hai,
woh hath me leke hilate hain.
Jinke pass nahi hota hai,
wo ungli dal ki hilate hain....
Bolo Kya?
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
.
Tooth Brush..
Yaaar zindagi main ek baar tu sahi Socho. :)
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Q:Wo konsi 3 rateen hoti hain ju aurto pai bhari hoti hain...
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.
.
.
.
Ans:
1. SOHAG RAAT
2.CHAND RAAT
3.HAFTY KI RAAT :-D
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Girl:tm mere liye kia kia kar sakte ho?
Boy:bolo kia karun?
Girl:mere liye chand la sakte ho?
Boy: phir kia zameen k gird tmhare abu ghoomen ge.. =D
Thursday, February 16, 2012
When u face problems in life,
don’t ask GOD to take them away.
Ask Him to show His purpose- Ask ways
how to live a day searching his purpose for you.
GOD BLESS And VERY BEST OF LUCK!!!
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Good Day!
Your kindness may be treated as your weakness still be kind.
Your help to others may go unneeded and unnoticed still be helpful.
Good Day!
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Smiley Day
Seeing you smile is more than enough to pay for all the hardships and difficulties that I have to go through that day.
Have a good smiley day!
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Keep Smiling!
Smile in pleasure, smile in pain; Smile when trouble pours like rain;
Smile when someone hurts you, Smile because someone cares for you
Keep Smiling!GUD LUCK
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Keep shining!
Always have the determination of a Mirror, which never loses its ability to reflect in spite of it being broken into pieces!
Keep shining!
Thursday, February 16, 2012
God Bless you each day!
The more you count your blessings, the more blessings you’ll have, to count! I always do and I count you as the nicest blessing!
God Bless you each day!
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Good Day!
Live with no excuses and Love with no regrets. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have a 1000 reasons to Smile.
Good Day!
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Always remember to forget
the things that made you sad,
But never forget to remember
the things that made you glad
Always remember to forget
the friends that proved untrue,
But never forget to remember
those that have stuck by you
Always remember to forget
the troubles that passed away
But never forget to remember
the blessings that come each day.
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Good Day!
Hope you have nightmares, because it’s disappointing to wake from a dream but when you wake from a nightmare, you are relieved that it’s not true. Good Day!
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Asalaam O Alaikum!
Every successful person has a painful story,
And Every painful story has a successful ending,
So accept the pain and get ready for success
Thursday, February 16, 2012
confidence, trust, hope. 1
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HOPE:
Every night v go to bed,have no assurance 2 get up alive in the next morning but still we set alarmclock for the next day.
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Keep CONFIDENCE, TRUST in ALLAH & never loose HOPE.God MORning
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Success is never permanent and
Failure is never final.
So always do not stop effort
Until your victory makes a history.
Good Luck!
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Bs ik meri bat nhe thi sb ka dard decembr tha
brf k shehr me rehna wala ik ik frd decmbr tha
pichly saal k akhir me bhi herat me hm 3no they
ik men tha ik tnhai thi ik bedrd decmbr tha
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Faraq lamhe ka manzar mujhe rulata hai,
Tumhare bad december mujhe rulata hai,
Har ik shaam dharkate hai, Khuwahishon k kawar,
Najane kon hai ander, Mujhe rulata hai,
Khamoshion k ghane saye mein koi wehma,
Tumhare qadmon sa, Aksar mujhe rulata hai,
Bhatak rahe hai mere saath sahilon per khawab,
Ye chand raat, sumandar mujhe rulata hai,
Faseel-e-Shehar-e-Rafaqat ki surkh bailon ka,
Khazan raseeda muqaddar mujhe rulata hai,
Thatharati raat mein nendon ki wadi se aksar,
Tumhara khawab jaga kr mujhe rulata hai ......
Thursday, February 16, 2012
˙·٠•●♥ December jhoot kehta hai ♥●•٠·˙
Ke woh laut aye ga
Ke usey meri parwah hai
Magar mein janti hoon ke
Woh laut kar nahiin ayega
usey meri parwah nahiin
Mein kyun ghum mana rahi hoon uska
woh tu harjayi hai
koi khushi koi hansi
usne kabhi mujhe nahiin di
Phir gar woh laut bhi aye tu
kya hoga?
wahi be ronaq se shab o roz
wahi talakh kalamiyaan
Usey mujhse mohabbat kabhi thi
na kabhi hogi
Woh december hi ki tarhan
khator sardmeher aur be reham hai
Sab kuch cheen leta hai
aur mere hissey mein mehaz
udaasiyaan, nafratein mehroomian..
aur yeh sard tanha raaton ke taufeh chor jata hai
Woh bura hai
buhut bura hai
december jhoot kehta hai
ke woh laut aye ga
ke usey meri parwah
magar mein janti hoon
December jhoot kehta hai.........!!!!
Thursday, February 16, 2012
★。˛ °.★__ *★* *˛.
˛ °_██_*。*./ \ .˛* .˛.*.★* *★ 。*
˛. (´• ̮•)*˛°*/.♫.♫\*˛.* ˛_Π_____. * ˛*
.°( . • . ) ˛°./• '♫ ' •\.˛*./______/~\ *. ˛*.。˛* ˛. *。
*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.|田田 |門|╬╬╬╬ .
... ... ¯˜"*°•♥•°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*°•♥•°*"˜¯` ´¯˜"*°´¯˜"*°•♥•°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*°"Aey December Kuch To Hosh Kar, Ye Tujhe Kya Huwa...?
"Bin Barsey Hi Guzar Jana Teri Aadat Pehley To Na Thi...!!!...
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Use kehna December ja raha hai!!
December kay guzarte hi,
bars aik aor maazi ki jafaun main doob jaye ga,
Use Kehna!!
December kay guzernay say zara pehle,
... Muhabbat ki kahani ko koi takmeel dey jana,
Usey Kehna!!December ka Maheena jaisay guzre ga,
Umeedain Doob jayein gi,
Wo Sapnay toot jayein gay,
Usey Kehna!!!
December kay guzarnay say zara pehley
Mohabbat ko koi tabeer day jaye,
Usey Kehna!!
Mukadar ko hamaray doob janay say bacha lena,
Usey Kehna!!
Decemebr Ja raha hai!!!
Aur ab aik aur saal guzar gaya.
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Bheigy din , madham suraj , halky badal or ye
December...............
Behti nadiya , gaatay panchi , urti dhund or ye
December...............
Tanha me , tanha chand , mera kamra or yeh
December...............
Meri ankhein , mere aansu , meri neend , tere khawab or ye
December ...............
Thursday, February 16, 2012
░░░(¯`:´¯)░░ Teri yadon ki rawani
░░(¯ `•.\|/.•´¯)░ Or Yeh December
░(¯ `•.(۞).•´¯)░(¯`:´¯)⋰ Meri batian, teri kahani
░░(_.•´/|\`•._)(¯ `•.\|/.•´¯) Or Yeh December
░░░ (_.:._).░(¯ `•.(۞).•´¯) Mera hath tery sath, lambi sarak
░░░(¯`:´¯)░░(_.•´/|\`•._) Or Yeh December
░(¯ `•.\|/.•´¯)░░(_.:._) Gum sum shamain, sunehri ratain
░(¯ `•.(۞).•´¯) Or Yeh December
░░(_.•´/|\`•._).. Bheigy din, madham suraj, halky badal
░░░(_.:._)░░░░░ Or Yeh December
░░░(¯`:´¯)░░ Bheti nadia, gaty panchi, urti dhund
░░(¯ `•.\|/.•´¯)░ Or Yeh December
░(¯ `•.(۞).•´¯)░(¯`:´¯)⋰ Tanha main, tanha chand
░░(_.•´/|\`•._)(¯ `•.\|/.•´¯) Or Yeh December
░░░ (_.:._).░(¯ `•.(۞).•´¯) Meri ankhein. Meri neend, tere khawab
░░░(¯`:´¯)░░(_.•´/|\`•._) Or Yeh December
Thursday, February 16, 2012
December
Abhi lamhe
Nahin bikhre
Abhi mosam
Nahi bichre
Mere kamry ki
Thandak me
Abhi kuch dhoop
Baqi hay
Mere be-jaan
Honton per
Abhi muskaan
Waisi hay
Kisi k laot aanay
Ka
Abhi imkaan baqi
Hay
December
Baat botoon
Main,
Agar tum maan
Jao
December
Tehar jao?.!!!
Tehar jao?
Thursday, February 16, 2012
December aa ke...
Dareechon me thehar jayee...
To Diwaaron pe...
Calander Badalney Se Yaadain nahi jaati...
Happy last week of 2011 . . . .♥
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Boht barasta tha na ye December bhi..
Lagta hai ab isey bhi pyar ho gaya?..!
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Zara Hosh main aa ae december tujhe ye kiya hua.........
Bin Barsay Guzar Jana teri adat pehlay to na thi...
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Yaadon ki shaal orrh k aawara gardiyan.
Kaati hain hum ne yoon b DECEMBER ki sardiyan.
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Ye Shaam Ye Sard Hawa Or Ye Hijir Ka Alam.
Guman Hota Hai Is Baar December Maar Daalega...
Thursday, February 16, 2012
-=- KHWAHISH -=-
December Ki Sard,
Lambii Raatein
Aur
Dil Ko Garmati Tumhari
Yaaddein
Aati Hyn Tou
jana Bhuul Jati Hyn
Mere Dil Ki Ek Khwaish Hy
Bilkul Aise Hii
Tum Bhi
Mere Paas Aao
Aur
Jana Bhuul Jao ... ?
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Pyar Kya hai?
P: Phone Karo = Paise ki barbadi
Y: Yaad Karo = Dimag ko tension
A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho
R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhimat hanso
To tension mat lo yaar, Mat karo Pyar,
Sirf Line Maro Yaar :)
Thursday, February 16, 2012
TERI yad me pal pal MARTA hai koi.
Har SANS k 7 TUJHE yad karta hai koi.
WAQT mele tho TANHAYI me socho.
Kitni KHAMOSH muhabat TUM se karta hai koi.
Thursday, February 16, 2012
'Khat aayo baba jo oheo khat
denum aama khe
aama dhena peisa pesisan ma watme mobile,
mobile dhanam badshah khe badshah dhni sim, sim dhenam chache khe chache deno car jo chaker charni gum charni gum,
ye sms market main new aya hai plz forwad B-)'
Thursday, February 16, 2012
'Karachi or us k mazafaat mein....
SUTTAY or GUTKAY ka time hua chahtaaha...
Tamam larke apni apni setting k hisab se SUTTA MARE...
Shukria'
Thursday, February 16, 2012
'ye 1 new SMS he 2011 ka
Jo abhi Market me nhi aya
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kaha na abhi mrket ma nhi aya, phir b excitemnt Me button prss kye ja rahe ho!'
Thursday, February 16, 2012
'Karachi k Bharam Baaz Dialog:
"Abay chal teri to"
"Us ki to mein"
"Bus kar zyada mat Phenk"
"Chal nikal"
"Koot dy salay ko"
"Or Party"
"Dimagh ki dahi"
"Ye cheez dada"
"Bachi dekh"
"Teri Bhabi se baat kr rha hon"
"Hat gai na"
"Abe dhkkan"
"Ptli Gali pakar"
"Lash yaar"
"Chal phhoot le"
"Latak mat"
"Teri wali ja rhi hai"
Ab Intizar kis bat ka hai,
Aakhir ye SMS karachi ki pehchan hai.
phenk de market me.'
Thursday, February 16, 2012
'When sumbody says
“Expect the unexpected”
Slap them in the face and say,
“U didnt expect that, did U?”'
Thursday, February 16, 2012
''"PLEASE THINK"
"Pakistan mehngai or dehshat gardi ki surat me musalsal tbahi ki traf ja rha hy or hum aik murda qom ki trah bs "RED ALERTS" msgs frwrd krne me lgy hue hn mgr aj tk ksi ny ye jan'ny ki koshish ni ki k'
Thursday, February 16, 2012
'Kis Tarha Dekh Rahay Ho
Tumhara Apna Hoon, Tassalli Rakho..!!'
Thursday, February 16, 2012
'Mangi hai Dua utha k hath tere liye!
Ghaam mile mjhe or khushiyaan tere liye!
Mouat aaye mjhe or baki zindagi tere liye!
Kare Khuda kabol mere dua!
Jo dill se mangi tere liye!!!!!!!!!!'
Thursday, February 16, 2012
'pathan:yuar ye doctor parche pe aisa kya likhty hy jo sirf medical stor wala hi smjtahae........
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sardar: o likhda a :"mai lut lya tu v lut ley"'
Thursday, February 16, 2012
'har sans k sath mujhy socha kary ga too,
apne hi aks mai mujhy khoja karey ga too,
jab yaad aye gi tujy wafa meri
phir har shakhs ko chahat se dakha karey ga too,
aaj meri batoun par hans raha hsi too,
phir kese marey khayal say daman churrayaga too,
jab meri tarha kisi ko chaha kary ga too,
Mare hotey howy mera naam bhoolnay waly
mere baad mere naam se sab ko pukara karey ga too.'
Thursday, February 16, 2012
'mubarik ho happy birth day
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saaly ek saal or kam ho gya teri umar ka'
Thursday, February 16, 2012
'Mere Din Raat Be-Sakun Hain Sakun Ik Pal nahi Mujko.
Mohabat Tars Kha muj pe Khudara Chor ja mujko.'
Thursday, February 16, 2012
'Main ne us se bas itna hi puchha tha ki,
ek pal mein.. kiisi ki jaan kaise nikal jati hai,
Us Ne Chalte Chalte Apna Haath Mere,
Haath Se Chhura Liya………'
Thursday, February 16, 2012
'Apni Kismat Ka Likha To Mil Hi Jaye Ga.....!
"YA RaB"
Wo Cheez Ataa Kar Jo Kismat Mein Na Ho.'
Thursday, February 16, 2012
''Like A Bright Sunshine On A Dreary Day
Like The Assuring Moonlight On A Murky Night
Like A Fresh Blossom On A Barren Land
You’re The Joy Of My Life
I’ll Love You Till Eternity
Happy Valentines Day''
Thursday, February 16, 2012
'Chandoo'n sy kai masjiden taamir ho gain
katcha makaan ghareeb ka pakka na ho saka !!'
Thursday, February 16, 2012
'Yadoon ki jareen phoot hi parti hain kaheen se...
Dil sokh b jay to b bnjar nahi hota...Bewafa..'
Thursday, February 16, 2012
'us ny meri gumshdda beyaz nikali or chupky sy mohabbat ka warq mor deya
hum ko maloom tha injam e mohabbat mainy akhri harf sy pehly he qalm tor deya'
Thursday, February 16, 2012
'Waqif hain hum dunya k riwajo se "H"
Dil bhar jay to her koi bhula deta hai...'
Thursday, February 16, 2012
'Meri chahtoon pe shikway, tere rabtoon mai waqfay..!
Haan yehi nishaniyan hain k tu door ho raha hai..'
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Ek Pthan Ki Murgi Bemar Hui,
Sardar: tum eska sadka utar lo
To phir
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Phir kya hona tha, PATHAN ne murghi k lye 1 “Bakra”
sadqa kr diya.@
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Pathn Mayyat k sth bus me ja rha tha to Logo ne usko bohot mara?
Q??
Q.K
Pathn Nay Awaz Lagadi O koocha
SHELA KI JAWNI Lagado.Safar Acha guzry ga
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry…..
“Bakra mar gya razai me!
Khan pagal he teri judai me…
Pani me machar tair nahi skta
Ye Khan tere bin reh nhi skta…
Mujhy aisy chor k na ja meri jaan
I am not terorrist,My name is khan.!;-)
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Pathan writing his Diary:
“My sister had a baby
this morning..
I have not heard
that
its
a boy
or
a girl..
So,
I dont know whether
I am
uncle
or aunty…”:D
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Memon:
Me aj Bus k peche Bhagta howa Ghar tak aagya or kiraye k 10 Rupe Bacha liye
pathan:
Tm bohat hi bewaquf ho Rakshy k Pechy Bhagte to 80 Rupe Bach jate.
Thursday, February 16, 2012
’1 Pathan ki wall clock khrab ho gai
clock ko khola to Andar MACHAR mara para tha
Pathan:
O khana khrab ye chlay ga kyse?
Eska to DRIVER hi mara pra hy…!’
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
Thursday, February 16, 2012
;STUDENTS GHAZAL"
LAGTA NAHE HY DIL MERA HER SAWAL MEY,
KIS K BANE HAY YE EXAMAMINATION HAL MEY,
WAQAT E DARAZ MANG K LAY TE 3 DIN,
2SAWAL ME CUT GAAYE HY DEMAGH E DAGDAR MEY,
KITA HY BADNASEEB STUDENT NAQAL K LIYE,
DO KAGAZ K TUKRAY B NA MILY PORE HALL MEY.
Thursday, February 16, 2012
perhai 2 terha say ki jati hai
1;ya to shok ho
2;ya der
per
shok to hamay hai ni
or derty hum kisi k baap say b nai