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Best Jokes and SMS in Urdu and Hindi Language, All type of mobile SMS and jokes in one place.
Best Jokes and SMS in Urdu and Hindi Language, All type of mobile SMS and jokes in one place.
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Maot k baad yaad aa raha hai koi...
Cigrate meri kabar pr jala raha hai koi...
yaa rab 2 pal ki mohlat aur de de mujhay...
Akela akela suttay kaga raha hai koi.....'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Good Friend comes 2 visit u in the Hospital,
with flowers & goes..
but
A True Friend sits near u & says:
Yaar! buhat tite Nurse hai, Araam se theek hona'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'shadi se pehly larkian barat wale din buht rotiyan hai or shadi k bad buht hansti hain. Y...?'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Why Smart People Always Say.
They are Busy
?
?
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Think ?
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?
(‘,’)
I Will Tell U Later
Right Now I’m Busy..'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'aaj kel k katel ketna masoom haan,, katel ker k puchta haan janaza kes ka ha'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'aaj to saaly aur behnoi ka cricket match hai fraz ab dekhna ye hai k sania mirza meky ko support karti hai ya susraal ko..'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'GSG PUKAAR.
HUKMARANO
Ye Dolat B Lay Lo
Ye Chen Aur Amn B Lay Lo ye Ezat Aur Rozgar B Lay Lo
ye Sahat Aur Talem B Lalo
Tax+tax
Lay Lo
ye Shuhrat B Lay Lo
bhalay CHEEN Lo Pora PAKISTAN ek chief justice k ilawa koi kuch nahen kahega
MAGAR
lauta do
wo bijli wo oil(Rs40) wo ata,wo chawal, wo roti, wo cheeni, wo pani.
Phir na khna
Cheif Justici
wo ek h, hum b ek, ek h, agar hum sory ho gy ek, to wo sub kuch jo loat lia h hum lota lengy.
Geo Sms Group
ZeeShan 03133070586
www.geogroup.uiwap.com'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Dear User Last week we uploaded new interesting books & novels.Read & enjoy. www.urdurasala.com is a popular website of Urdu novels & stories on all topics. Visit our site to pass good time.'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Who said english is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No...
1.-----I dont have brain...
2.-----I dont have sence...
3.-----I am stupid....'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Not Asking Why Anymore
i know that thinking of you
is a harmless and innocent enough
thing for me to do, but
that doesn't make it any less tough
when i imagine your laughing kindness
or the tender expression of your eyes.
i know it's ok to wonder idly what's between us
and whether it's more or less than we realize.
i catch myself sometimes
trying to make sense and understand
the meaning of our so-called crimes
when all that matters is calling you friend.
i know this will be ok because it just feels right.
i'm learning to hope, and i know that deep down
we're both armed and ready for this fight
the sad flutter of our hearts won't make a sound.
it's easiest when i stop thinking
when i let go and simply feel
it's in those moments i feel i am linking
up somehow with something very real'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'salaam may brother kia hal ap sab kaise hai yar me yaha nia hu kuch hame is ke bari me behter gide karen.'
Monday, March 05, 2012
''Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow.
Alice M. Swaim''
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Please see these 15 words by dosti.
Agar aapne yeh words jor liye to mein samjhoon ga ke aap ko dosti ka matlab pata hai.
Thanks
I S O Y M B U H T A E I R Y S'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'If you are asking if i need you..
The answer is Forever.
If you're asking if I'll leave you..
The answer is never.
If you're asking what I value..
The answer is you.
If you're asking if I love you..
The answer is I do.'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'kabi achank chopkey se tandi raton men barsat k thamthey he aik tandi hawa ka jonga room k kisi hisey se a ker merey chehrey per takrata he to aik shakhs yad ata he'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Six Brilliant Doubts !
1. If all the nations in the world are in debt,where did all the money go?
2. When dog food is new with improved taste,who testsd it?
3. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash,why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
4. Who copyrighte the copyright symbol?
5. Can you cry under water?
6. Why do people say "you've been working like a dog" while dogs just sit around all day.@'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Muje 1 Award deny ka Chance mily to Ap Muje kon sa Award denga?
Bst Speaking
Bst Style
Bst Smile
Bst Lover
Bst Dressed
Bst Prsonaliy
Bst Nature
Rply Must'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'{APPEEL}
Tamam mobile use krny waly ALLAH sy panah mangy,
or ksi ksm ki HADEES ya
QURANI AAYAT baghair tasdek k farward mat kary q k ye yahodyo ke sazish hy k AHADIS my changes kr k farwrd krty hy or hum b bila tasdeq k farward krny my lag jaty hy.is sms ko itna pehlao k tamam musalmano ko agahi ho jay.'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Reply is must
Agar MOHABBAT rooh se pyar karne ka naam hai
tau
insaan jism ko paane ki khwahish kyun karta hai?'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'**TRUTH DAY**
Aaj aisa SACH kaho mere bare men jo mere liye SOCHTE ho, Jo DIL men ho,Chahe wo BURA ho ya ACHA! Now U have got CHANCE to Say but the TRUTH.rply'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'"NICKNAMES bring frnds closer" So send me a cute nickname perfectly matching with my personalty 4wd it 2 ur frnds & c how many nicknamez u get But 1st rply me@'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'FACE TEST
Q1. What do You find on My face?
a) Aggression
b) Innocence
c) SmiLe
d) Softness
Q2. Which 1 is the most attractive
a) Lips
b) Hair styLe
c)Height
d)eye
Q3. What is the 1st impression that You got from My face?
a) Beautiness
b) Smart
c) Attitude
d) Cute....
reply must'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Today is name changing day.
so agar mera naam ap change kar ke koi dusra name rakhte, to kaya rakhte?
Send it 2 all ur friends n get new names. Reply me!'
Monday, March 05, 2012
Describe each of the followng in 1 word
e.g.wolf:clever. then i will send u answr abut u
1) Horse:
2) Cat:
3) Rat:
4) Cofee:
5) Sea:
ans carefully about each'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Give me MARKS:
Nakhre- (/10)
Aawaz- (/10)
Chalaki- (/10) khobsorti-(/10)
Aadat- (/10)
Smile- (_/10)
dosti- (/10)
Style- ( /10)
Trust- (/10)
Rep must.@'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'1 ghar main 2 love birds thay.1 ka nam tha "i love u"
or 2sre ka naam "u love me".U love ghr se bahr chala gaya,
To batao ghr main kon bacha?'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'khushi meri talash main yunhi phirti rahi
kabi usay mara gar na mila
to kabi usay main gar na mila.'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Q: If some 1 falls in love with me what will b the reason according 2 u ?? Send this msg 2 all of ur friends & b amazed by their reply But reply me first.'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'What is at the end of
‘everything’?
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…
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…
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The letter g.'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'What do dentists call
Their x-ray?
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Tooth pics'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Pata ha hum CHLORMINT kyu khate hai??
Kyu ki..
5 Star..
Cadbury…
Perk….
DairyMilk…..
Kit-kat….
or
Munch…
“ye sab 50 Paise me nahi aati…..”
Abey saale ab DUBARA MAT PUCHNA>>>>>>>>'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Agar 2 Pipal K Ped Ko
1 Rassi Se Bandha
Jaye To Us Rassi Ko
Kya Kahege?
?
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NOKIA
Connecting Pipal'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Do u knw glass tootey to kya awaaz aati hai?
Dhuzy?
No
dhooz??
No
thishh??
Nahi bhae
Ami ki awaz aati hai
“arey kambakht, kya tor dia”?'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Bethey thy hum khyal me k Achanak tarap uthey,
Aa kar tere khyal ne acha ni kia....'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'dusro ke bhare me batain toh karte hain aise
k
khud ke kirdar me frishte hon jese'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'"Melne aaye thy chorhne k lie"
"Is takalluf kia zrurat thi?"'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'ham allah ke batay hove kisi rasty par nahi chalty kia ham muslim kehlane ke haqdar hai ?'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'1. kia aap pani k andar roa skte ho?
2.kia machli ko piyas lgti he?
3.parinde sony k baad perron se girte kiun nhn?
4.Round pizza square box mein kiun aata he?
5.gilue apni bottle pe kiun nhn chipakta?
6.I LOVE YOU swal nhn to phir hamesha iska jawab kiun manga jata he?'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'There's One Sad Truth In Life I've Found
While Journeying East And West -
The Only Folks We Really Wound
Are Those We Love The Best.
We Flatter Those We Scarcely Know,
We Please The Fleeting Guest,
And Deal Full Many A Thoughtless Blow
To Those Who Love Us Best.'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Why????.
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humain agar koi cheez saaf bhi kerni ho to;
;
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;
;
;
;
kapra ganda hi kiu mangtay hai ??'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'it hearts when heart breaks
it breaks whn luv leavez
ur life just freezez
it gives invisible brusises
ur feelings get shaterred
...'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'SPEAK NOT MY TEARS
NEITHER OPEN MY FEARS
THE THING THAT BROKE WAS MY HEART
ITS PIECES WONT BE GATHERED HERE
PLACE ALL ITS PIECES TO THE FIRE NEAR
FORGET THOSE DAYS WHEN SOMEONE CALLED IT DEAR!
ALONE I HAVE TO WALK THERE
DO NOT DREAM OF THE SKY THAT WAS CLEAR
ITS MY STORY THAT DOES NOT FINISH
UNTIL MY SOUL DISSOLVES IN THE AIR....'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'An Inspiring Fact:
"If you can still smile
when U R completely broken up,
then
there can B nothing that can break U next time!"'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho?
Conductor: 24 ghantey..
Passenger: Kaisey?
Cond: 8 ghante bus me..:-(
or baki 16 ghantey Biwi k bas me;-)'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Teacher : Y are majority of south Indians dark in colour ?
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Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying
sunscreen lotion'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Q. Which day is stronger..!
The Answer is..!
Its Sunday
Coz
Monday Is A Weekday
(Weak day)…………………;->'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)….. y does it only sell finished cloth….??
i dont think its a tough one
well the answer is
Because….They Sell Cloth See kAy(CK)'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Do U knoW Which is D Oldest Animal |n D World?
?
Give up?
?
?
Wel its,
Zebra-Coz its still in black and white'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Q : Tum Parindo K Bare Mein Kya Jante Ho
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Ans :
Sab Kuch
Acha Yeh Btao Woh Kon Sa Prinda Hai Jo Ur(fly) Nahin Sakta
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Mara Hua Parinda'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Once Bread and butter were travelling by plane… plane crash hua…
bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa… kyon???
Because woh Butter FLY thaa..'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Q : Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein 1 Jaga Chor Kar Dusri Jaga Ur(FLY) Kar K Kyun Jate Hain
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Ans : Kyun K Agar Woh Chal Kar Jae Ge Toh Thak Jae Ge..;->'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Teacher: A C kisi jaga ka nam batao jisse banaya to addmi ne hai magar phir b wo wahan pe ja nahin
saktay?
studenz: Sir LADIES TOILET'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'How to make One Million Rupees in the Stock Market ? ? ?
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? ?
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Simple . . . . . Start with Two Million. . . ! ! !'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'What Came First, The Chicken Or The Egg? ?
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Dinosaurs Laid Eggs Long Before There Were Chickens! :p'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Do You Know Why The Spelling Of Women Starts With W??
Because All Quetions In The World Start With W..
Such As
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?'
Monday, March 05, 2012
Do You Know The Meaning Of BMW . . . . . . . ["!"]
Bohat Mehngey Wali Car . . . . . . .;->'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'What Is 11 + 4 Equal To … ?
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Its Simple
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Dont Knw Addition
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The Answer Is 3
How
11 K 4 Ghante Baad 3 Bajte Hyn Na … ;->'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'How Did Bruce Lee Die?
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With A Go Lee'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Which department have great loss due to load shedding?
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Family planing . . .!!'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?
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Kyun K Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti. . . .'
Monday, March 05, 2012
'Woh Kya Hai K Jiss K Liye Tum Kuch B Kar Saktey Ho?
Mujhe Pata Hai! Bataooon
“Easy Load”'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Logon Se Pange B Honge,
Ghar Men Dange B Honge,
Agar Mujhe Msg Na Kiye To..
=
Aap k 12 Bachchay Honge,
=
=
2 Ganje, or baki Nange hongay''
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Hr Gunah Se Aap Pak_o_saf Ho Apki Hr Khata Ramzan K Sadqe Muaf Ho
Mre Dil Se Dua Nikalti hai k
Es Sal MASJID =e =
NABWI Mein Apka Aitekaf Ho
AMEEN.'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
*=*=*=*=
* w ,
* /l_l_l I
*=*=*=*=
You Are Under His Care
Because It Is My Prayer 4 You
May U Will b Happy Always'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
*=*=*=*=
* w ,
* /l_l_l I
*=*=*=*=
You Are Under His Care
Because It Is My Prayer 4 You
May U Will b Happy Always'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
''Apney Muqaddar ka to
mil hi jaiy ga
'Ay Khuda'
'Wo cheez ataa kar jo "KISMAT" Mein na ho . . . !!
Gud Morning!'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
( c ' ?
>-- <_/")
mare ALLAH,
Jo is sms ko parh raha hey usey dunya ki har khushi dena
Q K
Kuch LOG hamesha Muskuratey huwe achey lagte hen.!'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'||"""-.
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!!...-"IN HO..
Ya
||""")
||"""\AAT HO
ALLAH
Ap ki Zindagi ko har pal KHUSHIYON aur REHMATON
seb har de Ameen'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'"".*. (Dua).*."" ...*."""".*."""".*... Saare jahan ki khushain us ka naseeb kr de, Hansta rahe sada wo use khush naseeb kr de, Kabi dil na us ka toote kabi chot wo na khaay, Us ko wafa k YA RAB itna qareeb kr de, Us k labon pe YA RAB sada muskarahtain hon, Qismat main us k hasna mere HABIB kr de,'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'*"One request"*
kbi udas mat hona
*"One advise"*
jo pal dukh den unhe bhol jana
*"One Wish"*
khushi k palon ko samait lena
*"One desire"*
Hamesha muskurana.@'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'"A Mere "ALLAH"
Aaj ki rat
Apni Rehmaton k Darwaze se!
Dheron Khushian!
Kushada Rizq!
Umr-e-Deraz!
Achi Sehat!
Kamil Eman!
Bandagi Wali
Zindagi!
Apni Raza!
Our Apne Rasool (SAWW) ki Mohbat!
Ye Sub Mere Is Aziz ko Atta Farma Jo Is Waqt
YE SMS Parh Raha Hai....
{ AAMEEN }'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'( + ' * Nights äré
, * ' + ,thé bést
*,+' timés tö bé péäcéfül
tö äppréciäté
lifé
tö plän ür
2möröw
& tö thänk
ALLAH 4 äll.@'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'"MADINAY" Ki Gali Me Ho "GHAR"Apka,
"MAKKAY" Ki "VADI"Me Ho Bsera Apka,
"DUA" He Ek Dost Ki Ek Dost Ko,
"KHAN-E-KABA" K "SAAYA"Aaya Me Ho "SAJDA"Apka
AAMEEN'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'"GööD MörninG"
"""JUST 4 U"
""MUST 4 U"
""FIRST 4 U"
"Nothing 2 Wish"
"Nothing 2 Say"
"Always b HAPPY"
"Its my Pray"
"Hav a nice day"'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
''Apney Muqaddar ka to
mil hi jaiy ga
'Ay Khuda'
'Wo cheez ataa kar jo "KISMAT" Mein na ho . . . !!'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'A RAB Apne Pas Meri Ye Dua Amanat Rakhna Rehti Dunya Tak Usko Slamat Rakhna Meri Ankhon K Chahe Sare Deep Bujha De Magar Uski Ankhon K Sare Khuwab Slamat RakhnA'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Chalta tha kbhi haath mera thaam kr jis pe
Krta hy boht yad wo rasta usay kehna
Umeed wo rakhay na kisi or se .
Hr shakhs muhabat nhi krta usay kehna..!'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Khuda har nazar se bachaaye aapko,
Chand Sitaron se zyada sajaye aapko, Gham kia hai bhool jae aap,
Khuda itni khushiyaan de aapko....'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Smile a while and while you smile,
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled,
i wish your day is full of SMILE'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'.+'"; w '; ';
'+.+;' ; ; ;
'+..+"+..+ .+
AlLah pak apna karam ap pe bnaye rakhe.....Ameen!'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'If things r happening
according to ur wish,
u r lucky!
But if they r not,
u r very lucky,
Bcoz they r hapning
according to God's wish!'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'It's time for me to make a wish for U.……. (wishin) ……… (wishin) ……. done ! Do u know what I asked 4? I asked God to make u happy all day long.'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'God will be above U to bless U,
below U to support U,
before U to guide U,
behind U to protect U,
beside U to comfort U,
and inside U to sustain U.
Stay blessed.'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'The four Blessed Looks:
Look back and get experience.
Look forward and see future.
Look around and find truth.
Look within & Know yourself!'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'I Pray That <¡__¡__¡ ¡ Fulfill All Ur Wishes & Maintain A Smile On Ur Face '4ever' @AMÉÉN... Have A Nice Day'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'MARI dua ha ke tari zeest ka har pal gulab ho jay har lamha shadab ho jaye tari rooh ki tishnagi sairab ho jaye tari zaat ka mehver koi mehtab ho jeye...'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Chand Taron ki tarah chamakti raho,
Phulon ki tarah mahakti raho,
subah ki fizaon ki tarah khilti raho aur hamari zindagi mein yunhi chahakti raho.'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'If Life is a game,
i PRAY u win.
If Life is a journey,
i PRAY u walk on Roses.
If Life is joy,
i PRAY u always Smile!
Watever lyf is,
i PRAY d best 4 you!'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'I Wish 4 " U " Great start 4 Monday No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No stress 4 Wednesday No worry 4 Thursday Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday & Great fun 4 Sunday "Have a beautiful
and smart week."'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...
Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always
shine...Good Luck'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Top ans of teachrs if dey dont hv ans of any ques
*Ye apne pehle nai prha?
*Read da buk
*I ll tel u tomorow(wich wil nvr come)
*Dont ask foolish ques
& d most imp is
*Dis is ur assignmnt search 4 it
*u ll study dis in da nxt clas.dnt indulge urself in confusion
*Nice ques,raise hands who know da answer'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
*( "._." )*
>")("< ..¤..¤..
,,,(")("),, i Pray
u be Safe
u be Happy
Every Minute,
Every Hour and
Everyday of ur life.
GOD BLESS YOU
(AMEEN)'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'It's My Pray
When U Sleep
Your
Sorrows,
Tensions
&
Worries
Also Sleep 4Ever
And
When U Get Up
Your
Success Of Life
Get Up With U 4ever (AMEEN)'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
Life before Computer..
-Window was a square hole in a room.
-Application was something written in paper.
-Mouse was an animal.
-Keyboard was a Piano.
Sunday, March 04, 2012
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab,
pehen ke evening gown Too many requests se,
ho jaata hai server down
Sunday, March 04, 2012
Tum usse debug karna.
Wait main karoonga tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
Main so gaya yeh dekho mera connection,
time out ho gaya
Sunday, March 04, 2012
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke,
I don’t like your face Par dil ke computer mein,
nahin hai enough disk space
Sunday, March 04, 2012
Tumse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Kbi jo ghabra jao dunya ki wehshton sy,,
Hmyn Awaz dy lena akely hm b hoty hain..!'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Log Aisay Wafa
say Dartay hain,
Jaisay Bachay
Bala se Dartay hain..!
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'teri yadon sy hai zindagi main ronaq
dost
is liye apni nahi teri zindagi ki dua karte hain..........'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'kaha tha na!
k yun sotey huway mat chor k jana,
mujai be-shak jaga daina, bata daina!
tumhein rasta badalna hai,
meri had sai nikalna hai,
tumhein kis bt ka dar tha?
k hum janey nahi daingey?
kahin pey qaid kar lain gey?
AREY PAGAL....!
muhabat ki tabiyat mein zabardasti nahe hoti.
jisey rasta badalna ho, usey rasta bdlney sey, jisey had sey nikalna ho, use had sey nikalney sey na koi rok paya hai na koi rok paye ga.
mager ik baat keh dalein, tumhein khoney sey dartey hein, HUM AB SONEY SEY DARTEY HAIN:
KAHA THA NA!!!!!!'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Love is a symbol of eternity.
It wipes out all sense of time,
destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Bikhre rishton ko koi roop dedo
khilte Phoolon ko thorhi dhoop dedo,
aapki yaad aayi to yaad kiya hamne,
aap hamari yaad aane ka koi saboot dedo.'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Khata hogai to saza suna do,
“Dil me itna dard ha waja bata do,
“Dair hui yaad karne me zaror lekin,
“Tum ko bhula denge ye khayal Dil se bhula do.'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Usne dheeme se narm lehje me maazrat ki mj se...Mere liye ye mumkin nhi k tmhen ab dilaason me rakhun! Ab ta'lluq torne me hi behtari hy mje bhool jao....! Ho sake to maaf kr dena!! Bure alfaz me yad rakhna nhi! Dil ye sun ke bht ro dia tha!Is qadar k ab tk sambhal na saka!!!... tum bare saffak thehre...suno! Main tumhenmaf kese karungi ye alag dastan hy! Mgr rat ke aakhri pehr me roz palken bhigoti hun! Sir sajde me rakh ke use Ek hi bd'dua deti hun... KHUDAYA!!! Use itni khushyan dena k uska daman tung pr jaye....!!!'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Taskeen-e-Dil Key Liye Guftagu Kertey Hain Log'''
Malom to humey bhi Hai Key Hum Kisi Ko Ache Nahi Lagtey''''
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Some people say ” don’t believe in love ”
Some people say ” believe in love ”
But i say i don’t believe in those people who say ” believe & don’t believe.
I believe my self..'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
'Agar ap ko ye ikhtiyar de diya jae k ap pori duniya main jis se chaho "SHADI" kar sakte ho...,
Tu ap kise select karte..., ?
"Reply Must"'
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Reflection
.
.
Jab Dua aur Koshish se baat na bane tu faisla ALLAH par chorr do.
ALLAH apne bandon K baare mei behtar faisla karne wala hey
Saturday, March 03, 2012
"In the time of crises I was not hurt by the harsh words of my ENEMIES,
but by the silence of my FRIENDS."
(WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE)
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Sometimes in life,v run so fast dat v dont notice anyone running with us.
V notice THEM only,when v fall & THEY stop 2 pick us up.
THEY r called
TRUE RELATIONS.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
'SUCCESS is
ñever
PERMAÑEÑT'
"FAILURE is
ñever
FIÑAL''
Sø ålwåys dø ñøt støp efført uñtil ur "VICTØRY" måkes å"HISTØRY"
Saturday, March 03, 2012
LOGO ko ghalti k baad USI tarha MAAF karo jaise TUM ALLAH se UMEED rakhte ho k wo Gunah krnay k baad bhi TUMHE MAAF kar dai ga.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Barish ka Qatra Seep or Saanp dono k Muh mai Girta hai
SEEP usse MOTI bana deta hai
Saanp usse Zehar bana deta ha
jiska jesa Zarf wesi Takhliq
Saturday, March 03, 2012
The worst thing in life is 'ATTACHMENT'.
It hurts when u lose it.
The best thing is 'LONELINESS'
Bcz it teaches u evrything & when u lose it, u got evrything
Saturday, March 03, 2012
A Beautful Saying:
"If Ur Eyes R Positive U Wud
Like All The People In The World".
But
"If Ur Tongue Is Positive All
D People In D World Wil Like U.."
Saturday, March 03, 2012
A beautiful quote:
"Whats more painful?
When a person whom u trust, hurts u or a person whom u hurt, still trusts u."
Saturday, March 03, 2012
"Between yesterday's mistakes and tomorrow's hope
there is a fantastic opportunity that is"TODAY",so live it Lively!!"
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Never make your feelings like a garden, so that everyone walks on it.
Let them be like the sky so that everyone wishes to touch it!!!
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Tujhe ansuon bhari woh dua mile..
Jise kabhi na rad KHUDA kare..
Tujhe hasrat na rahy khushi ki..
Tere angan me Mohabaton ki esi hawa chale..
.ø AMEEN
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Every test in our life makes us bitter or better.
Every problem comes to make us or break us.
Choice is our whether we become victm or victor!
Saturday, March 03, 2012
When GOD takes away
something from your hand,
dont think He’s punishing u…
he is merely emptying ur hand,
for u 2 receive something better.
Have Faith!!!
Saturday, March 03, 2012
The true test of character of a person
is not how much we know how to do,
but how we behave
when we don’t know
what to do..!!”
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Life is a paradox
whatever u want,
u don’t get
whatever u get,
u don’t enjoy
whatever u enjoy,
is not permanent
whatever is permanent,
is boring …!
Saturday, March 03, 2012
The trouble with a rat race
is that even if u win,
u are still a rat.
So always run with lions.
no matter even if u r defeated,
U are still a lion.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Life gives answer in 3 ways…
It says Yes & gives u what u want,
It says no and gives u something better,
It says wait and gives u the Best!
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Lucky means who get the opportunity.
Brilliant means who create the opportunity.
Winner means who use the opportunity.
Be a winner always.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Life doesn’t provide Warranties & Guarantees…
it only provides possibilities & opportunities
for those who dare to make best use of it!
Good Day!
Saturday, March 03, 2012
When youur fear touches
someones pain, it becomes pity,
when your love touches
someones pain,it becomes compassion
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Don’t define ur failure by looking at somebody’s Success.
Also don’t define ur Success by looking at somebody’s failure.
Set ur own targets everyday to break!
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Success is like tip of the tail !!!
If cat runs to catch the tail.
It has to keep running forever.
But if it walks in its own style,tail follows!!
Live life with ur own rules
Saturday, March 03, 2012
As we sail through life,
dont avoid Storms & Rough waters,
just let it PASS… Sail on!
Because Calm Seas
will never make Skilled Sailors.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Speak less to people whom u love most…..
Because if they cant understand ur silence…..
They can never understand your words….
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Erasers are for people who make errors.
But a better saying:
Erasers are for people willing to correct their mistakes.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
I life, dont expect anything from anyone.
Because expectation, when not fulfilled, gives you pain.
When you get something without expecting it,
It gives you pleasure.
Keep doing your part
And leave the rest to God.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Din ki roshni main “RIZQ” talash karo,
aur RAAT ki tariki main “USAY”
talash karo jo tumhain “RIZQ” deta hai.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
“A hopeless person feels
difficulty in every chance”
&
“A hopeful person feels
a chance in every difficulty”
[Hazrat Ali (A.S)]
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Live is 10% of what heppend to you
And 90% of how you respond to it!
So think before you respond.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Silent lips may avoid many problems,
But smiling lips may solve many problems,
So always have a smile on ur face
in the beautiful journey called “LIFE”
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Smooth roads never make good drivers!
Smooth sea never makes good sailors!
Clear Skies never make good pilots!
Problem free life never makes a strong & good person!
Be strong enough to accept the challengers of life.
Don’t ask Life
“Why me?”
Instead say
“Try Me!”
Saturday, March 03, 2012
A leader is one who
knows the way,
goes the way
and
shows the way.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
You must have
long range goals
to keep you
from being frustrated
by short range failures
Saturday, March 03, 2012
You can tell more about a person
by what he says about others
than
you can by what others say about him.
(Leo Aikman)
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Being a good person
is like a being a goal keeper
No matter how many goals we save,
People will remember
only the one that you missed.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
IKHTIYAR, TAAQAT aur DOULAT
aisi cheezain hain jin k milnay say log
badaltay nahin BAYNAQAB hotay hain
(Hazrat Ali)
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Ustaad ki maar baap k pyar se achi hai
[HAZRAT LUQMAN (A.S)]
Chand k baghair raat bekar hai, aur ilm k baghair zehan.
[HAZRAT ABU BAKAR(RAA)]
Jo tujhey teri khamiyan batayewo tera dost hai.
[HAZRAT UMER (RAA)]
Ghareeb wo hai jis ka koi dost na ho.
[HAZRAT ALI (RAA)]
Saturday, March 03, 2012
6 rules to be HAPPY:
Free your heart from hatred;
Free your mind from worries;
Live simply;
Expect less;
Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Best inspiring message of the year?
If u r born poor, its not your mistake
BUT
if u die poor, its your mistake
- BILL GATES
Saturday, March 03, 2012
A mind, like a home,
is furnished by its owner,
so if ones life is cold and bare
he can blame none but himself.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
A helping word to one in trouble
is like a switch in a railroad track …
an inch between wreck and
smooth, rolling prosperity.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
A happy person is not a person
in a certain set of circumstances,
but rather a person with
a certain set of attitudes.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
A FaCT :
When you are up in life,
Your friends get to know who you are.
But
When you are down in life,
You get to know who your friends are…
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Gulab ka phool bano!
Q k yeh phool
us k hath mein bhi khusbu chor deta hai
jo isay masal kar phaink deta hai.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
5 chizon ki 5 jaga hifazat karni hay..
1:Mehfil me ZUBAN ki
2:Bazar me ANKH ki
3:NAMAZ me DIL ki
4:Dastarkhuwan me PAYT ki
5:Nigah mein HAYA ki
Saturday, March 03, 2012
A race horse that consistently
runs just 1 second faster
than others is worth millions of dollars more.
Don’t compromise on 2nd position in life.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Silence & smile are two powerful tools.
Smile is the way to solve many problems.
&
Silence is the way to avoid many problems.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Winning horse doesn’t knows why it runs in the race,
It runs because of the beat and pains…
Life is a race,god is your rider,
So if u r in pain then think,
Gods want you to win…
Saturday, March 03, 2012
If a drop of water falls in
lake there is no identity.
But if it falls on a leaf of lotus
it shine like a pearl.
so choose the best place
where you would shine..
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Never expect things to happen..
struggle and make them happen.
never expect yourself to be given a good value
create a value of your own.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
3 cheezain zindagi me 1 bar milti hain
1.Waalden
2.Husn.
3.Jawani
3 cheezain soch samajh ker uthao
1.Qadam
2.Qasam
3.Qalam
3 chizain soch ker karo
1.Mohabbat
2.Bat
3.Faisla
3 chizin kisi ka intezar nahin kartien
1.Maut
2.Waqt
3.Umar
3 chizein choti na samjho
1.Qarz
2.Farz
3.Marz
parho samjho or amal bhi karo
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Always have a unique character like SALT,
It’s presence is not felt
but
it’s ABSENCE makes all things “TASTELESS”
Saturday, March 03, 2012
When the time comes for you to give
your heart to someone,
make sure that u select someone who
will never break your heart,
coz broken hearts have no spare parts.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Ur sky is as much as u’d want to reach,
ur life is as lonely as u’d like to make;
Ur joy is as much as u decide to feel,
ur nite is as long as you decide to wake.
No one sets the limit for u,
no one can etch the span of the sky,
all u need to do is rise,
spread ur wings & decide to fly.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
No one will manufacture a lock without a key.
Similarly, God wont give problems without solutions.
So defeat your problems with great confidence.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
When GOD solves your problems,
You have faith in his abilities….
When he doesn’t solve your problems,
He has faith in your abilities…
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Always b the reason
of some1’s HAPPINESS
never b just a part of it
b a part of some1’s SADNESS
never be the reason for it.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Success is never permanent.
Failure is never final.
so always do not stop effort
until your victory makes a history.
Good luck
Saturday, March 03, 2012
We always feel bad
&
think that good things
happen only to others
But we forget that we
are others for someone else.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Q. 1 car ka nmbr ha 13019,us ma swar 2 girls driver ki relative ha.
un ka rishta car k nmbr se niklta ha,btao kia ho ga?
Rply how much genius?
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Ameer ko ___ki zroorat hoti hai
Garib k pas ___ hota hai.
Hum ___ khaye to mar jayenge
3no me 1 hi word ata hai.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
CHALLENGE
============
Aik Gali mein...... bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik ........ aurat guzri Uss ......... aurat ne hath mein ......... pakri thi un ........ bachon ne uss ....... Aurat ki ...... gira di.
in 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga,
Reply must
If u r genius
Saturday, March 03, 2012
4___4___4___4 = 20
Use +, -, /, * to solve it.
It's a challenge.solve kr k btao.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Question :-
Koi b function ho ya daily ki routine ho girls aik sath aik room main dress change kr leti hain..
Mgr
Boys aik dosre k samne dress kabi change nai krte..
WHY....??
Kia koi is ka answer de sakta hai..??
Forward this msg to all boys and find intersting answers...! REPLY ME FRST
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Dimag hai to jawaab do.?
Apki behan k jija ki saas ki nawaisi k mamo ki biwi ki saas k shohar k potay ji dadi ki beti k shohar ki saas apki kon hai???
Saturday, March 03, 2012
1 3 5 7 9 11 13 15 17 19 Ye sab numbers mill kr
100 bante hain in me se koi bhi 5 number mila kr
50 banain Its "challenge" for u..iam waiting for ur anwser.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Wo konsi cheez hai jo bnane wala bech deyta hai
.
Kharedne wala istemal nahi kerta
.
Or jo istemal kerta hai os ko maloom nahi hota
CHALLENGE
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Saturday, March 03, 2012
What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?
…
You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!
Saturday, March 03, 2012
no men no women
no women no love
no love no sex
no sex no children
no children no school
no school no homework
no homework no problems!
Saturday, March 03, 2012
I am a thing Teachers hate me cow likes me monkey eats me.
I am a 9 letter word
_0_ _ m_ _ y_
What am i?
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Aik larka aur aik larki..
Na wo pati patni..
Na wo behn bhai..
Larki ki susar larkai k susar ka baap hai..
To larki aur larkai ka kia rishta howa??
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Solve this I live in water,
if u cut my head i m at ur door,
if u cut my tail i m a fruit,
if u cut both then i m with u.
Who m i? Solve kro Maan jaon.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
R U SMARTER
Then tell.?
Pakistan ka aesa city jis ko urdu mein likhtay waqt 15 nuqtay dalnay pärtäy hain.
Answer : Pak Patan Shareef / پاک پتن شریف
Saturday, March 03, 2012
"M A L O F A K I E O"
In alfaaz ko sahi tarteeb de kr english ka aik sentence banta
hai jo sacha pyar karne wala bana sakta hai its challenge 4 you.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
1.Wo kia hai jo har insan tu dekhta hai lakin Allah nhi dekhta?
2. Kis muqadas maqam pe namaz ada nhi ho sakti?
3. Kon se 2 jurm hain jo takmil ko puhnch jaen tu dunia ka koi qanun saza nhi de sakta lakin takmil se pehle pakre gaey tu saza maut hai?.
It is chalange for u.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Choose any 1 then i wil tel u abt ur heart's secret: 1.Silver ring 2.Golden shoes 3.Red duptta 4.White pers 5.Black eyez Reply must. Im waiting 4 ur ans!
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Silver ring: dil ki bat dil me rakhte ho kisi ko btana psnd nai
Golden shoes: Apny sweetHeart sy bht pyar krte ho
Red Duptta: Bht romantic ho khud pr yaqeen rahkte ho
White pers: apna life partnar simple chahte ho
Black eyez: Bht romantic ho kisi ko apni jan se b zada chahte ho.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
PagaL khanay ka
Incharge,
1 PagaL se,
"Aap theek hain is liye Apko chorra ja raha hai
Magar Afsoos
KaL Jis PagaL ko ap ne Swimming PooL mei
Doobney se Bachaya tha Aj Us ne Phanda Daal k Khudkushi karli."
PagaL:
"Us ne Khudkushi Nai ki
wo to maine Usay sookhney k liye latka diya tha.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Sochta hon apk dil main utar kar dekhon,_,
=DOST=
Konsa purza kharab hai jo apko sMs karney nahi deta..
(.")/ chotaay
) ( 12 ka pana liya.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Log mnzil ko mushkl smjte hen
Hm mushkl ko manzl smjhte hen
Logo me or hm me srf itna frq ha
K log dil ko drd dete hen
or
Hm drd dene wale ko dil dete hen.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
"Wo dost umar bhar ka saath kia dega Jaani
Jisne police ki gari dekh k bike se utaar dia
(,")/
<)) Abay utar
/\ tere paas
gutka hy.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Na Zindgi ki fizaon me yad rkhna.
Na Dil ki sadaon me yad rakhna.
Yehi tohfa boht hoga apka merey liye.
Khaloos-e-dil sey Duaon me yad rkhna.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Teri muskan meri pehchan hai,
teri khushi mera aarmaan hai,
kuch bhi nahi meri zindagi bus itna samajh le,
"DOST"
teri dosti hai to meri jaan hai..
Saturday, March 03, 2012
C.I.D sher arz hai..
shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai
wah wah..
Sham ka suraj dhal chuka hai..
Oh my G0D! DAYA yeh t0 mar chuka hai.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Husband 2 wife.
Ek writer ne likha hai k
"Shohar ko b Ghar k Mamlo me bolne ka Haq hona chahiye"
Wife-
Wo Bechara bhi dekho Likh hi paya, Bol Nahi Saka.!
Friday, March 02, 2012
Kbi jo ghabra jao dunya ki wehshton sy,,
Hmyn Awaz dy lena akely hm b hoty hain..!'
Friday, March 02, 2012
'Log Aisay Wafa
say Dartay hain,
Jaisay Bachay
Bala se Dartay hain..!'
Friday, March 02, 2012
'Answer me these..
My nikname should be?
...
The thing u like most about my face?..
If i was a colour,
which colour i should be?..
If i was a car,
what car would i be?..
If i was a city,
what city would i be?..'
Friday, March 02, 2012
'teri yadon sy hai zindagi main ronaq
dost
is liye apni nahi teri zindagi ki dua karte hain..........'
Friday, March 02, 2012
'kaha tha na!
k yun sotey huway mat chor k jana,
mujai be-shak jaga daina, bata daina!
tumhein rasta badalna hai,
meri had sai nikalna hai,
tumhein kis bt ka dar tha?
k hum janey nahi daingey?
kahin pey qaid kar lain gey?
AREY PAGAL....!
muhabat ki tabiyat mein zabardasti nahe hoti.
jisey rasta badalna ho, usey rasta bdlney sey, jisey had sey nikalna ho, use had sey nikalney sey na koi rok paya hai na koi rok paye ga.
mager ik baat keh dalein, tumhein khoney sey dartey hein, HUM AB SONEY SEY DARTEY HAIN:
KAHA THA NA!!!!!!'
Friday, March 02, 2012
'Love is a symbol of eternity.
It wipes out all sense of time,
destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.'
Friday, March 02, 2012
'Bikhre rishton ko koi roop dedo
khilte Phoolon ko thorhi dhoop dedo,
aapki yaad aayi to yaad kiya hamne,
aap hamari yaad aane ka koi saboot dedo.'
Friday, March 02, 2012
'Khata hogai to saza suna do,
“Dil me itna dard ha waja bata do,
“Dair hui yaad karne me zaror lekin,
“Tum ko bhula denge ye khayal Dil se bhula do.'
Friday, March 02, 2012
'NOBODY wants U
NOBODY Loves U
NOBODY misses U
NOBODY needs U
NOBODY cares about U
NOBODY makes U happy,
Don’t Cry My Name is ” NOBODY “ Read it Now……!'
Friday, March 02, 2012
'Usne dheeme se narm lehje me maazrat ki mj se...Mere liye ye mumkin nhi k tmhen ab dilaason me rakhun!
Ab ta'lluq torne me hi behtari hy mje bhool jao....! Ho sake to maaf kr dena!!
Bure alfaz me yad rakhna nhi! Dil ye sun ke bht ro dia tha!Is qadar k ab tk sambhal na saka!!!... tum bare saffak thehre...suno!
Main tumhenmaf kese karungi ye alag dastan hy!
Mgr rat ke aakhri pehr me roz palken bhigoti hun! Sir sajde me rakh ke use Ek hi bd'dua deti hun...
KHUDAYA!!! Use itni khushyan dena k uska daman tung pr jaye....!!!'
Friday, March 02, 2012
'Taskeen-e-Dil Key Liye Guftagu Kertey Hain Log'''
Malom to humey bhi Hai Key Hum Kisi Ko Ache Nahi Lagtey''''
Friday, March 02, 2012
'Some people say ” don’t believe in love ”
Some people say ” believe in love ”
But i say i don’t believe in those people who say ” believe & don’t believe.
I believe my self..'
Friday, March 02, 2012
Agar ap ko ye ikhtiyar de diya jae k ap pori duniya main jis se chaho "SHADI" kar sakte ho...,
Tu ap kise select karte..., ?
"Reply Must"'
Friday, March 02, 2012
'Ye soch kar tujhy hadd say zeyada chahtey hain ,,
.....SAHIR......
Teri sohbat mein rahein gey to 'Sanwar' jaein gay.....'