Boy:
Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
.
.
.
.
.
ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai

BHARWA
.
BHARWA
BHARWA
BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
.
.
.
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Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P

Teacher says,
.
Agar apna
character acha
karna chahte ho to
apni har teacher ko
maa samjho
.
.
.
.
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Student :
per miss is se hamary papa ka character kharab hoga.

Sab Kehte Hain K 9 Maheeno Main ho Jata hai,
Par Ab to 10 wa Maheena Start ho Gaya hai,
.
Aakhir Ye Kab hoga?
.
.
.
1. Time Change
2. Weather Change.

Pehly bahon main uthana,
.
Phir kiss kerna,
.
Phir bed per letana,
.
Pher tangain uthana,
.
Uf
.
Kitna
.
Mushkil hay,
.
Bachay ko pamper pehnana.

GIRL apne jaise jwan PROFESSOR se.sir mai kuch b krun gi pas hone k liye
.
PROF:kuch b?
.
GIRL:han
.
PROF:to jao or khoob study kro
.
MORAL:Har koi _VE SOCH nahi rakhta

Life is different than teacher, A Teacher teaches lesson, then keeps the exam.
But the life keeps the exam first, then teaches the lesson

Read This SLowLy ‘LIFEISNOWHERE’
What Did U Read? LiFe Is No Where!! OR LiFe IS Now Here!!
Just BeautifuL Line To Say, ‘LiFe Depends On The Way We Look It’.