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Best Jokes and SMS in Urdu and Hindi Language, All type of mobile SMS and jokes in one place.
Best Jokes and SMS in Urdu and Hindi Language, All type of mobile SMS and jokes in one place.
Thursday, February 16, 2012
'Khat aayo baba jo oheo khat
denum aama khe
aama dhena peisa pesisan ma watme mobile,
mobile dhanam badshah khe badshah dhni sim, sim dhenam chache khe chache deno car jo chaker charni gum charni gum,
ye sms market main new aya hai plz forwad B-)'
Thursday, February 16, 2012
'Karachi or us k mazafaat mein....
SUTTAY or GUTKAY ka time hua chahtaaha...
Tamam larke apni apni setting k hisab se SUTTA MARE...
Shukria'
Thursday, February 16, 2012
'ye 1 new SMS he 2011 ka
Jo abhi Market me nhi aya
.
.
kaha na abhi mrket ma nhi aya, phir b excitemnt Me button prss kye ja rahe ho!'
Thursday, February 16, 2012
'Karachi k Bharam Baaz Dialog:
"Abay chal teri to"
"Us ki to mein"
"Bus kar zyada mat Phenk"
"Chal nikal"
"Koot dy salay ko"
"Or Party"
"Dimagh ki dahi"
"Ye cheez dada"
"Bachi dekh"
"Teri Bhabi se baat kr rha hon"
"Hat gai na"
"Abe dhkkan"
"Ptli Gali pakar"
"Lash yaar"
"Chal phhoot le"
"Latak mat"
"Teri wali ja rhi hai"
Ab Intizar kis bat ka hai,
Aakhir ye SMS karachi ki pehchan hai.
phenk de market me.'
Thursday, February 16, 2012
'When sumbody says
“Expect the unexpected”
Slap them in the face and say,
“U didnt expect that, did U?”'
Thursday, February 16, 2012
''"PLEASE THINK"
"Pakistan mehngai or dehshat gardi ki surat me musalsal tbahi ki traf ja rha hy or hum aik murda qom ki trah bs "RED ALERTS" msgs frwrd krne me lgy hue hn mgr aj tk ksi ny ye jan'ny ki koshish ni ki k'
Thursday, February 16, 2012
'Kis Tarha Dekh Rahay Ho
Tumhara Apna Hoon, Tassalli Rakho..!!'
Thursday, February 16, 2012
'Mangi hai Dua utha k hath tere liye!
Ghaam mile mjhe or khushiyaan tere liye!
Mouat aaye mjhe or baki zindagi tere liye!
Kare Khuda kabol mere dua!
Jo dill se mangi tere liye!!!!!!!!!!'