1 sardar ko
 grlfrnd ne khne pe bulya
Jb wo gya to drwaze py tala tha or likha tha
”Main ne to mazaq kia tha”
Srdar ne nechy likh dia
”te mai kera aya c”

Sardar ki Shadi k 3Mah baad Bacha hua.
Sardar:
 A Ki hoya?
BV:
 Tawdi Shadi Nu Kinna Arsa hoya?
Sardar:
 3Mahinay
BV:
 Meri Shadi Nu?
Sardar:
 3Mahinay
BV:
 Bacha Kinnay Arsay baad hoya?
Sardar:
 3Mahinay
BV:
 Total Kinnay hoye?
Sardar
Ballay Ballay
A tay puray 9 ho gaye
Main aiven Shak wich pay gaya..

sardar ki wife inspector se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya ..

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
 To behan kuch or paka lo

”Sardar: Yeh Bakra kitne ka hai?
Aadmi: 68,000 Ka.
Sardar: hairan ho kar
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Touch screen wala hai kya.

Pathan boht Deir se apni Haseen mengetar ko dekh rha tha ..

Larki Sharma k,
Kya Dekh rhe ho ..

Pathan:
Hum Soch rha tha k agr tm hmara Ammi hota to hm b KHOBSURAT hota

Sardar:
Aaj faisla ho k rahy ga.
Batao kis kis k sath sooti ho??

Wife:
Qasam ly lo.
Sirf Aap k sath hi sooti hoon,
baqi log soony kahan dety hen.:-

Teacher:
Hamesha Yad Rakho
Hum Is Dunia Me Dosro Ki
Khidmat Karne Aaye
Hain

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Sardar:
Wah g wah!
Te fer Dosre Ki Len Aae ne?

1 pathan ki chapal ksi ne churali
 wo sedha qabristan gaya Or udr beth k kehne laga.
Sala hm se bach k kahan jayga 1 na 1 din to yhan ayga

Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di
Police:
Kiun ki?
Pathan:
Merey dost k pas call ai. Wo hans hans k baat kr rha tha.

Me ne pucha k0n hai?
 wo bola tumhari..BHABi se

LO BHAI AAJ EK AUR PATHAN PIT GAYA..!

Molvi namaz sy pehlay:
kisi ka paon saf sy aagay nhi hona chahiye..

Pathan:
Q molvi saab kya
“NO BALL” ho jaye gi !-..

>PATHAN:
Dr.Sahab chashma laga ke hum Akhbar parh sake ga…?
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Dr:
Han, bilkul…!
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PATHAN:
Phr thek hay.
Wrna unprh ka zindgi Bi koi zindgi hay…!

Pathan:
yar ye Doctor Parchi pe aisa kya liktha hai

jo sirf Medical Store wala hi smjta hae.
Sardar: O likhda Ay :
“Mai Lut Lya ay tu v Lut le.

Pathan Apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kia bat hai?

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Pathan:
Mere susral ne Barat pe Kum log lane Ka Kaha hai.
Pata nai
Abba muje le k jaega ya nahi??

Srdar:
Ye bcha tmara kia lgta hy?

Pathan:Ye hmara dur ka saga bhai hy

Srdar:
door ka saga bhai?
Smja ni ai

Pathan:
Is k or mere drmian

13 Behen Bhai hein.

Aaj ki taza khabar:
1 Pathan ne apni mangni torr di.
Q
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Larki kunwari thi.

Pathan ne socha Jo
Aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui
Wo meri kya hogi…..????:
Jeo pathan

Customer:Teri dukan to mithai ki hai
tera dil khaney ko nai krta ?
Pathan: Bohat krta hai magar abba Rus gulay
Ginn k Jata hai is liye choos k rkh deta hon :-

Teacher 2 pthan studnt:
 ” Agr koi moti si larki palat kar wapis aye
to hum english main kia kahain gy? “
Pathan:
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GOL MAAL RETURNS..!

Pathan ne B.V ko Rikshy me bithaya or Driver se bola:
“Hum ko pata he Tm sheeshy me se Hamara B.V ko dekhe ga
Is liye Riksha Hm chalaye ga
Tm peechy betho

teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya....
Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi....
use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le...;-)

Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun
Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

A Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out
Anothr Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out
A Pathan Scientst Was Watching & Concluded
"Humans r Soluble in water"

1 pathan jahaz m 1 seet pr beth gaya aur wahan se uthne ka nam hi nhi le raha tha,logon ne bht minaten ki mgr wo na mana wo keh raha tha k khan ka zaban 1 hai hum apna faisla nhi badlega,to 1 shakhs aya aur usy kan m kuch kaha to faorn uthkr agli seet pr beth gya,log heran ho gay aur us shkhs se puch k tune usy kya kaha jo wo man gaya,
Admi ! Main kaha k khan ap kahan jaoge?to pathan ne kaha k dubai,to maine kaha k dubai ki seet agli h ye lahor ki seet h.

Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..
Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.
or 2sari boli ni .Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola
hum kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun?

Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo Rahe Ho
Pathan: §ir §chool ki ßell Toot Gai Hy
Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone ki kya ßaat Hy
Pathan: Ab Humari çhotti kaise Hogi

Pathan ka ßaita Awaaz ßadal ker Apnay Master ko çall kerta Hy..
"Maira ßaita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa §akta"
Master Awaaz Pehchan ker Ghussay §y ßola..
Tum kon ßaat ker Rahay Hou?
ßacha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu ßaat ker Rahay Hain..

Phatan Mil kAr Minar-e-PAKistaN ko dHika lAga rEhay tHay,
eK adMi nE pOcha kYa kAr rEhay ho ?
PHaTaNoN nE kAha :
Hamare Ustad ne kaha hAi k Pakistan kO le kaR Agy bHaRo . ;-)

Pathan Mob¡Le Company Me Job Lene Gaya:
PehLe H¡ SawaL Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kr ßhaga D¡ya
SawaL Tha?
Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hy?
Pathan
Cartoon Network

1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
"Eid Mubarak"
PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola
"khair Mubarak" ;p : )

Pathan 1st time jahaz py batha jesy hi jahaz ka agla tyre oper utha tu pathn pilot ko marny lga or bola mai Pahly hi dara howa hon or tm one wheeling kr rhy ho

Pathan ki tang me gehra cut lag gya
Nurse: Is me 10 tankey lage'nge
Pathan : ktna kharcha hoga?
Nurse:3000
Pathan:tanka lgwana hy
Karhai nh karwani =P ;)

Teacher:
"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"?
Pathan:
"Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"!

Pathan Vs Sardar
Pathan 2 sardar: Bakre ki zubaan pakai hai khao ge ?
Sardar: Main mun se nikli hui cheez nahi khata.
Pathan: To phir anda bana don... ;->

Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:
Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,
K
Usay Yaad Aaya
K
Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-)

Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.
Dost: Kiun?
Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja;-)

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.
2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.

A Pathan teacher gives dictation test to students,
Last bench students:
We are not able to hear you SIR,
Pathan : "OK I'LL WRITE ON THE BOARD .,..,..,..,!

Bhikari:
ALLAH k nam pr kch de do.
Pathan 100 ka note dikhaty huy bola:
kia tmhary pas 50 hai?
Bhikari:
khushi se g hain
Pathan:
to kocha pehlay wo kharch kro

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .
Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?
Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

Pathan Ne A.C Lgwaya..
1 Shakhs Ne Pucha:
Apko To Sardi Bht Lgti Ha?
Pathan:
Oye Mene Ulta Lgwaya Ha,Garam Hawa Andar Or Thandi Hawa Bahar Jati Hai...

Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.
Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.
Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"
I Love You. :-)

Pathan: Yawr Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
2nd Pathan:
Hahahaha
Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi Aye Ga... =P ;->

pathan ne Language centre me Admision lia
Or agle din us se kaha gya k koi Acha sa English sentence sunao
Pathan:josh me bola! I shall never die B4 my death ;->

Pathan:molvi sahab koi aisa tareeqa btao k mai khao peeo or mera roza na tote
molvi:logo se mukke or laat khao or gussa pee jao roza nai tote ga.

Ek pathan scheme wali bottle ka dhakan bar bar khol k band kar raha tha.
kisi ne pucha kya hua?
pathan: khocha dhakan mai likha hai
"try again"

Pathan galti se news paper ka sub-editor ban gia. Usne aik khabar ki headline ye di:
"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!"
Cheif editor: Yeh tum ne headline kia di hai?
Pathan: Sir mene khabar ko asan alfaz mein likha hai.
Cheif editor: Acha asal khabar kia thi?
Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA"!

Har lafz ko kagaz pe utara nahi jata,
Har naam ko sare-aam pukara nahi jata,
Hoti hai dosti mein kuchh raaz ki batein,
Yun hi to is khel mein hara nahi jata.

Hum apni dosti ko yaadon mein sajayenge,
Door rehkar bhi band aankhon mein nazar ayenge,
Hum koi waqt nahi jo beet jaayenge,
Jab yaad karoge tab chale aayenge.

Har raat chand ka shingar nahi milta,
Har bagh ko phool ka dular nahi milta,
Hamnein bhi duniya dekhi hai,
Har insan ko aap jaisa yaar nahi milta.

Ek phool bhi aksar baag saja deta hai.
Ek hi sitara sansar chamka deta hai,
Jahan duniya bhar ke rishte bhi kaam nahi aate,
Wahin ek dost zindagi bana deta hai.

Suna hai asar hota hai baton mein,
Tum bhi bhool jaoge do chaar mulakaton mein,
Hamse rooth kar jaoge kahan,
Tumari to dosti ki lakeer hai in hathon mein.

Dost ne dosti ke liye dost ko bhula diya,
Kya hua jo kisi aur ke liye aapne hamein bhula diya,
Hum to waise bhi akele the,
Kya hua jo aapne hamein ehsas dila diya.

Adhi raat tha
barsaat ka raat tha,

Me uska uper
Vo mere neche,

Adhi raat tha
barsaat ka raat tha,

Me uska uper
Yo mere neche,

BURA maat maneye, vo mera motorcycle tha.

IF PAPER COME TOUGH IN EXAM,
JUST CLOSE YOUR EYE FOR A MOMENT�
TAKE A BREATH AND SAY LOUDLY�
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YEH INTERESTING SUBJECT HAI MUJE EK SAAL AUR PADHNA HAI..

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.

Phool hun Gulaab ka,
Chameli ka mat samjhna,
Aashiq hun aapka,
Apni saheli ka mat samjhna.

The janaza of mehboob nikla
from the gali of mehbooba.
with lots of jor shor ..........
mehbooba came out from the door
n boli mar gya haramkhor... .........

Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo;
Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur
Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!

Ishq main yeh anjaam paaya hai
Haath pair tute, muh se khun aaya hai
Hospital pauhnche to nurson ne farmaya
Baharon phool barsao Kisi ka mehboob aaya hai

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.

Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,
Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,
Magar kambakhat sali sadak hi seedhi nikli.

Mast Nazron Se Dekh Lenaa Tha ..!!
Agar Tamanna Thi Aazmane Ki ...!!
Hum To Behosh Youn Hi ho Jaate ..!!
Kya Zarurat Thi Muskurane Ki ...!!

Tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,
Kabhi kabhi mehfilo me bhi aya karo,
kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samne k 4 dant,
Phir bhi moun khol kar muskuraya karo:

kisi ki jheel si aankhoon main
yeh dil dooob jana chahta hai
per phir yeh khayaal atta hai
salla aphon ko swwming kerna kahan ata hai

Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai

Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata,
suraj ki kirno ko chhupaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni,
dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata..

Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam
unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..

Kahi andhere to kahin sham hogi,
Meri har khushi tere naam hogi,
Kuch mag ke to dekh hamse,
Bijli, pani ke bill aur karz mein dubi,
Property tere naam hogi.

Haar karz dosti ka aada koun karre ga
jab hum hi na rahein ge, toh dosti hi koun karre ga
ee khuda mere dostoon ko saalamatt rakhna
warna mere jine ki dua koun karre ga

Mandiro me Hath Jode jate hai,
Masjido me Hath Failaye jate hai.
Per sirf "DOSTI" hi ek aisa Rishta hai
Jisme Hath Milaye jate hai.............

Tujh ko dunya se fursat mile to tujh se poochon...
Yaad bhi atay hain tujhe DOST purane waalay...
Ek tu hai jise bhool na paye hum...
Warna andaaz to atay hain hamen bhi zamane waalay...

Guzre Hue Kal Ki Yaad Aati Hai
Kuch Lamhon Se Aankhein Bhar Aati Hain
Woh Subah Rangeen Shaam Nirali Doob Jati Hai
Jab Aap Jaise Doston Ki Yaad Aati Hai

Dosti Ghazal Hai Gun Gunane Ke Liye
Dosti Naghma Hai Sunane Ke Liye
Yeh Woh Jazba Hai Jo Sab Ko Nahin Milta
Kion Ki Hosla Chahiye Dosti Nibhane Ke Liye

Dosti zindgi jine ka paigam hoti hai
Dosti sab rishton se mahan hoti hai
Bina dost ke jina bahut muskil hota hai
Kyunki ek dost mein doosre ki jaan hoti hai..

Aapki aankhon mein milegi hamein panah,
Chahe samjho dil lagi ya samjho gunah,
Bhaley hi hamein koi deewana qarar de,
Hum to ho gaye aapki dosti mein fanaa.

Dosti achi ho to rang lati hai,
Dosti gehri ho to sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti nadaan ho to toot jati hai,
per agar dosti apne jaisi ho.....
..... toh itihaas banati hai

Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,
Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye,
Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye,
Dosti ek khawahish hai aap jese Dost ko paane ke liye !

Raatein gumnaam hoti hain,
Din kisi ke naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarha jeete hain,
Ke har lamha dostoon ke naam hota hai

Dosti naam hai sukh dukh ki kahani ka,
Dosti naam hai sada muskurany ka,
Ye kot pal bhar ki pehchan nahi
Dosti to naam hai sada sath nibhane ka

Dosti gazal hai gane ke liye,
dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye,
ye wo jazba hai jo sabko nahi milta,
kyonke aap jaise dost chahiye dosti nibhane ke liye.

Kismat par aetbar kis ko hai,
khushiyon se inkaar kis ko hai,
zindagi mein hain aap jaise dost ,
warna zindagi se pyar kis ko hai.

Sabne kaha Dosti ek Dard hai,
Humne kaha Dard kabool hai,
Subne kaha is Dard ke saath Jee na Pao ge,
Humne kaha teri Dosti ke saath Marna kabool hai!!

Who is a Dost?
Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye,
Bevajah sar khaye,
Jeib khali karwaye,
Kabhi sataye, Kabhi rulaye,
Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye

1 mulaqat karo hamse inayat samajh ker,
her chiz ka hisab denge qayamat samajh kar,
meri dosti per kabhi shak na karna,
hum dosti bhi karte hain ibadat samjh kar.

Ek hai "ASMAN " ka ' TARA ',
Ek hai ~ SAGAR ~ ka kinara ,
Bewafa hai zamana sara,
Naseeb hai achha hamara,
JO mila aap jaisa " DOST " Pyara..

Dosti To Jeene Ka Sahara Hoti Hai
Us Khuda Ke Hone Ka Ishara Hoti Hai
Yeh Wo Ehsaas Hai Jisko Lafzon Mei Byaan Nahin Kar Sakte
Sailaab-E-Gham-E-Ulfat Mei Yahi To Kinara Hoti Hai…

Zindagi ke daur me hawaao se taalluk rakhna,
Dosti ke dauraan me dosto ko yaad rakhna,
Hamaari dosti ki khushboo aati rahegi,
Tum bas apana mobile khula rakhna.

Yaadon me aane wale tera sukriya,
Dil ko bahlaane wale tera sukriya,
Koun karta hai Jamaane me itni Dosti..
Hame apna Dost Banane wale tera Sukriya..

Dosti shayad zindgi hoti hai,
Jo har dil mein basi hoti hai,
Waise to jee lete hai sabhi akele magar,
Phir bhi zarurat inki har kisi ko hoti hai..

Mandiro me Hath Jode jate hai,
Masjido me Hath Failaye jate hai.
Per sirf "DOSTI" hi ek aisa Rishta hai
Jisme Hath Milaye jate hai.............

Dosti hai naam sukh-dukh nibhane ka,
Dosti raaz sada muskurane ka,
yeh koi pal bhar ki pehchaan nahi
yeh saath hai umar bhar nibhane ka.

Na shathi hai koi,na hamsafar hai koi,
na hum kisi ke na hamara hai koi.
par aapko dekh kar kah sakte hai,
ki pyara sa dost hamaara bhi hai koi.

Dil se phool bankar hum mehakna jaante hai,
Muskurake hum gum bulana jaante hai..
Log kush hote hai humse kyunki,,
Bina mile hi hum Dosti nibhana jante hai..!

Dosti ki mahek ishq se kam nahi hoti,
Ishq pe hi zindgi khatm nahi hoti,
Agar sath ho zindgi men achche dosto ka,
Zindagi kisi jannat se kam nahi hoti.

Tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge
Tumhare jaisa dost khone nahi denge
Sharafat se SMS bhejte rehna
Varna kaan ke niche denge
Aur fhir rone bhi nahi denge

Dost, dost nahi khuda hota hai,
mahsoos tab hota hai jab wo juda hota hai,
bin dost ke jeena ek saza hai,
aur tum jesa dost ho to jeene ka alag hi maza hota hai.

Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate hai,
kuch dost pal-pal yaad aate hai,
hum aapse yahi puchna chahte hai,
ki dosto ki is kataar me hum kahan aate hai.

Kutta mar geya Razai main,
Main Pagal hoon teri judai main.
Gobar pe machar baith nahi sakta,
Pathan terey bin reh nahi sakta.

Dosti ke mayne hamse kya puchte ho,
Hum abhi in baton se anjaan hain,
Sirf ek gujarish hai ke bhool na jana hame,
Kyonki aapki dosti hi hamari jaan hai....